Oooooh I'm a bad person =( I seriously am. I haven't updated this fic in FIVE WHOLE MONTHS!!! I'm ashamed... and I don't even have an excuse really! Except that I'm lazy, and have writers block. Really, I have sat down and tried very hard to write, but everything I come up with is crap. My best friends cam over today and we were reading this story over, and I decided it was high time I get off my butt and UPDATE!!! Please forgive the delay, here's the next chapter of Typical Kitsune Behavior.
Disclaimer:: I don't own it, And neither do you. -- sucks to be us, doesn't it?
Ok folks, for some freaky reason I cant use the little starry thing to indicate an action, so from now on, italic's will have to suffice.
Typical Kitsune Behavior
Kurama: Ahh my darling, what a wonderful afternoon this is! Don't you agree?
Katelyn: Yes, indeed it is. And what a lovely restaurant this is!!
(The two are sitting in a fancy smancy restaurant, at a table in the corner, dining on...cheese...and talking)
Kurama: I'm glad you like it!
Katelyn: I like the cheese!!
Kurama: Oh my God me too!!
Katelyn: Oh my God no way!!!
Kurama: Yes way!
Katelyn: No way!!
Kurama: Yes wa-
Mysterious femal voice: OH FOR CRIPES SAKE JUST SHUT UP!
Katelyn: ...what was that?
Kurama: I hope it's just the wind....
Mysterious voice: (buzzing noise) wrong!!!
Kurama:......Oh no.
Mysterious voice: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
(A loud crash is heard and out of no where, and elephant appears! And not just any elephant, a PINK elephant!! THAT WALKED RIGHT THROUGH THE LARGE GLASS WINDOW OF THE REASTURANT! But that's not what made it so terrifying, oh no. The scary part was that Jessica was riding on it' back, smiling evilly, Hiei also on the elephant, clutching Jessica's waist, as to not fall off.)
Jessica: WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCK!!!
Katelyn: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE US ALONE DAMMIT!?! WE'RE ON A DATE!!!
Jessica: Oooooo Kit said a curse!!
Hiei: Wow.
Katelyn: What? No I didn't!
Jessica: Yes you did! You said DAMMIT!
Katelyn: O.O No way. Kurama sweetie, did I really?
Kurama: Afraid so kit!
Katelyn: Your suppose to say no and be on my side... -.-
Kurama: But you did say it! I can't lie!
Katelyn: Yes you can!!
Kurama: No I can't! One of the reasons girls love me is because I'm honest! If I was a liar I wouldn't be attacked by mobs of fan girls anymore!
Katelyn: And that is bad how?
Kurama: I like to love and be loved by those who love me!!
Katelyn: You get all the love you need from me!
Kurama: Are you saying you don't love me anymore!?!?!? =O
Katelyn: Wha? I didn't say that!
Kurama: sob yes you did! You HATE me!!!! ='(
Katelyn: Kurama, I assure you that you are my one and only love
Kurama: YAY! I LOVE YOU TOO!
Jessica: =/ mumbling for Gods sake this is pathetic....ROLE CAMERA!!
Hiei: Hey Jessica, where is the camera any way?
Jessica: It's on the ass.
Hiei: O.o pardon?
Jessica: Yusuke has it, and he's riding my ass.
Hiei: WHAT!?!?! O.O
Jessica: What? He's riding my ass? So what? Why do you care?
Hiei: (tears in eyes) B-b-but what about me? Don't you love m-me anymore?
Jessica: Of course I love you!
Hiei: THEN WHY IS YUSUKE RIDING YOUR ASS AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!?!?
Jessica: SO WHAT I NEED YOUR PERMISSION NOW??!!
Hiei: WELL I HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW DAMMIT!
Yusuke: Oi, shut up dude. You're giving me a head ache......
Hiei: (turns around and jaw falls)
Jessica: YAY!( hops off elephant and walks over to where Yusuke is sitting on a donkey holding a camera) There's my good and faithful donkey!!!
Hiei: (dumstruck) Since when do you have a donkey....?
Jessica: Since I let him out of his cage at the zoo and claimed him as my own!
All: o.O
Jessica: I named him Roger!!!!
All: -.-
Yusuke: Riiiight...can we get back to the show now?