Oooookaaaaaaay!! I gots writers block on part two of Ayuka-chan's double dare (so sorry! I always thought 14 not 13 was unlucky, and im stuck on the proper 14th chapter!) , so im just gonna do a random joke that tsunami-chaos suggested . I promise I will have Emily pranking steve up soon!

(PS: this is the day after first chapter, so kai still gots his prankstery attitude :) )

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(This is gonna be like fbi style with all the info stuffs)

Time: 8:35am

Place: just outside tyson's room, where the dragon master is still sleeping.

Prank: well, Tyson sleeptalks so when he opens his big trap I pour a whole lotta ice water down there (kai's thought actually XD)

!!#$%##$ inside tysons room!!#$#$

Tyson was lying on his bed in a yellow t-shirt and boxers, snoring his head off as usual. Also as usual, he was dreaming of food. He was a deep sleeper, so he didn't notice kai slip into the bedroom with bucket in one hand, and a smirk on his face.

His dreaming of food caused him to start sleeptalking, or should I say sleepsinging?

(who recognises this song? XD)

A pizza hut, a pizza hut,

Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut.

A pizza hut, a pizza hut,

Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut.

McDonalds, McDonalds,

Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut.

Kai smirk grew wider as Tyson started to sing. 'This is perfect!' he thought. He crept over and positioned the bucket over tyson's mouth, and waited for him to sing again.

!!!##$$%%down stairs where the rest of the Bladebreakers are eating breakfast!!!#$%$

rei was drinking his morning coffee (sounds like old screwball nasty kai, ne?), max was eating over-sugared cereal, and Kenny was making improvements on dragoon. They could hear a faint muttering, but they knew it was only Tyson so they ignored it as best they could.

But what they couldn't ignore was

"AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!"

and

"HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! That will teach you to sleep in!"

rei's eyes hardened. He was still angry at kai for watching him sing, and making him go solo, so he simply yelled "KAI! YOU STOP THAT AND GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE OR YOU'LL BE GETTING A BROOM UP YOUR ASS AGAIN!!" (hint hint on chap1 ;D)

kai was out of tyson's bedroom and sitting quietly in his usual seat before anyone could say "dead possum" (go joseph! XD I cant get over that one, I think its my fave)

"kai, what did you do to him?" rei asked sternly. kai looked up at him as a 5 year old would do when they know they've done something wrong. "Tyson was snoring, and everyone else was up, so I thought it was time to wake him up" kai said innocently. (I do NOT know what im thinking my coffee is affecting me weird today)

"and how did you wake him up?" (rei sounds like detective gorren off law&order when he interrogates people) " I dumped a bucket of icy water in his mouth when he started singing in his sleep" kai said, lowering his eyes and staring at his feet. (he sounds like hes 5, ne?)

"do you know why that's wrong?" (w00t! rei gets mother of the year award!) "because its not nice to put water on sleeping people?" "exactly. Now go and apologise to Tyson" "okay!" kai said cheerily and went running off. Rei sighed. He had a feeling kai was now going to do something like dump boiling water on Tyson to make up for the icy water.

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0o I don't know who I am but I am not me.. I think I made kai act like a chibi 0o I get weirdest author of the year award! [gets up and takes the award, then starts acting like some lady out of hollywood with too much plastic surgery] I'd just like to thank my mum and dad, and my brother, for their support, and all my reviewers for their support. [wipes away a tear] this award means so much to me, im just speechless! HAHAHAHAHH!!! Oh well that's what happens when your girlfriend replaces your regular coffee with some extrastrong Turkish brand [glares at donkey] well, who feels like a nice crimson-gold dranzer plushie? R&R people!!!