Hey everyone! We're back! How're ya'll doin? We're all right I guess. First
off, thanks to all of you who reviewed! Secondly, there wont be any updates
for at least a week, since we have a lot of shiz goin on. Angel of Darkness
will be out of town, and I have some pressing family issues to attend to.
Newho just givin ya'll a heads up.
Disclaimer: Whoa, we forgot to put this up on the last chapter. laughs nervously
Angel of Death: Please, I'm sure that no one noticed,
Lizz: Yea you're probably right.
lawyers come marching in with briefcases and other lawyer, uh, things.
Lizz: SHE"S THE ONE WHO DID IT!!! I'M INOCENT!!! hides behind randomly placed tree
Angel of Darkness: What?!?!
lawyers drag Angel off into the night
Lizz: Hmm, this could cause a problem. Ok kiddies! You read and review...and I will try and bail Angel out! pulls wad of cash from bra and runs to police station
O.oO.oO.o
KAG POV
I jumped out the back of the truck to join my friends. I walked over to Sango, so we could pick out the best steer to push over.
"Well look at that one over thir? Looks like a nice one ta me." Said Sango pointing to a cow a couple yards away.
I put my hand up to my chin thinking. Then suddenly Miroku piped up.
"Hey ya'll, let's do like what we done did at the whatchacallit place that time before." Said Miroku.
"Oh yeah that was fun." I said.
"Um what exactly did you do?" asked Inuyasha, whom, judging by the irritation in his voice, was becoming quite annoyed with us pushing him out of the picture.
"Well ya see, this one time, we lined all them there cows up and pushed em down. Looked like a bunch of big ol dominoes." I answered. "You wanna do that?"
"I guess." He answered uneasily.
"Good, now take them shoes off!" I exclaimed. Miroku and Sango each took off their shoes and tossed them into the back of the truck. Since I wasn't wearing any, I didn't have to. Ah, the joys of being barefooted.
"Wait, why do we take our shoes off?" asked Inuyasha.
I looked at him curiously. "Well you don't have to, but if you plan on getting cow chit all over them there fancy pancy shoes, by all means, keep em on."
"You mean we might have to walk through cow shit?!" he exclaimed.
"It's a pasture! What the hell didja think was out there?" I said. "Besides, it's actually kinda fun to go stomping through cow pies. It feels so funny when it squeezes through your toes. Feels like mud, only it smells worse." I laughed.
"I think I'm going to be sick." He said faking to throw up.
"Throw up on your on time, let's go." I said running off.
I walked over to the far end of the pasture where Miroku and Sango had already begun lining up cows.
I guess Inuyasha had gotten over the shock of walking in cow dung, seeing as how he didn't have shoes on when he approached us.
"Alright, the Yankee has graced us with his presence. Inuyasha, you go over there and start lining them cows up." I said as I led a sleeping cow over to where the others were.
"How do I do that without waking them up?"
I sighed. "Just grab them by their horns and gently pull them into the line, do about, um, five of em'. That should be enough right Miroku?" I asked.
"Uh yea I do believe." He said.
"You heard em." I said.
It had been about fifteen minutes since we started and I was just lining up the last cows. Thirty-five cows all lined up.
"Alright, Sango, You and Kagome git on that there side, me and Inu here will get on the other." Said Miroku.
We all did as was told. Inuyasha stood next to me. His hands placed firmly on the side of the cow. Miroku stood next to Sango, on hand on the cow, the other on Sango's ass. I guess after all these years of enduring his pervertedness, she was used to it.
"Alright ya'll, on the count of three." Said Sango. "Kagome."
"One." I said.
"Two." Said Sango.
"Seven." Said Miroku. We all looked over at him, his face serious. Then he finally got his mistake. "Aw damnit! I meant four, no wait," he then silently mused to himself. "Three! Yea thas it, one two three!" he said as he began to push. We all then joined in.
It took about three tries, but we finally pushed the cow down. We all stood and watched as they fell.
"Ah, is there anything more beautiful than a chain of cows falling down?" I asked to no one really. I let my eyes wonder to the end of the cow line. In the darkness I could make out the silhouette of a much larger cow than the others at the end of the line. I pulled my eyes from the cows and looked around the field. When I didn't see what I was looking for, I turned to Miroku.
"Did you by any chance see Big Jake during your cattle round up?" I asked.
I believe my question was answered when he became deathly silent. I watched his eyes as they moved to the end of the line of cows.
"Aw chit." He said.
I looked to the end of the line to see what I thought I saw earlier.
Jake.
No, not just Jake.
Big Jake.
He was the biggest bull in five counties, and we just happened to be in the same pin as him. Not to mention the fact that this big angry bull was about to get pushed over by the falling cows coming his way.
I stood in shock with my friends as I watched the last cow topple over onto Big Jake.
At that moment it was like in a movie when the good part finally comes and everything is all quiet like. Yeah. That's about how it was.
I watched Big Jake as the cow hit him. All that long line of cattle managed to do was budge him enough to wake him up... and make him mad.
"Run!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.
Everyone agreed. We ran like hell, that bull hot on our tails.
We got to the truck...barely. Miroku and Sango jumped onto the front. Me and Inu pushed the truck from the tailgate.
It only took a couple seconds before the truck started. We jumped into the back and laughed as we hauled ass out the pasture and back into town.
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We headed back to town feeling good. Knocking down thirty-five cows, and outrunning a bull, now that's a good nights work.
"Miroku we're we goin?" I asked leaning out of the side of the truck and into his window.
"How bout we stop fir a drink?" he suggested.
"That's fine with me." I turned to Inuyasha, who was still in shock from almost being runned over by a bull.
"Alright then."
O.oO.oO.o
Whoa, that took us longer than it should have. Oh well, aint a damn thing anybody can do about it. So if you don't mind, points to the review button hehe hint hint, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Lizz: See ya later alligator!
Angel: After while crocodile!
Disclaimer: Whoa, we forgot to put this up on the last chapter. laughs nervously
Angel of Death: Please, I'm sure that no one noticed,
Lizz: Yea you're probably right.
lawyers come marching in with briefcases and other lawyer, uh, things.
Lizz: SHE"S THE ONE WHO DID IT!!! I'M INOCENT!!! hides behind randomly placed tree
Angel of Darkness: What?!?!
lawyers drag Angel off into the night
Lizz: Hmm, this could cause a problem. Ok kiddies! You read and review...and I will try and bail Angel out! pulls wad of cash from bra and runs to police station
O.oO.oO.o
KAG POV
I jumped out the back of the truck to join my friends. I walked over to Sango, so we could pick out the best steer to push over.
"Well look at that one over thir? Looks like a nice one ta me." Said Sango pointing to a cow a couple yards away.
I put my hand up to my chin thinking. Then suddenly Miroku piped up.
"Hey ya'll, let's do like what we done did at the whatchacallit place that time before." Said Miroku.
"Oh yeah that was fun." I said.
"Um what exactly did you do?" asked Inuyasha, whom, judging by the irritation in his voice, was becoming quite annoyed with us pushing him out of the picture.
"Well ya see, this one time, we lined all them there cows up and pushed em down. Looked like a bunch of big ol dominoes." I answered. "You wanna do that?"
"I guess." He answered uneasily.
"Good, now take them shoes off!" I exclaimed. Miroku and Sango each took off their shoes and tossed them into the back of the truck. Since I wasn't wearing any, I didn't have to. Ah, the joys of being barefooted.
"Wait, why do we take our shoes off?" asked Inuyasha.
I looked at him curiously. "Well you don't have to, but if you plan on getting cow chit all over them there fancy pancy shoes, by all means, keep em on."
"You mean we might have to walk through cow shit?!" he exclaimed.
"It's a pasture! What the hell didja think was out there?" I said. "Besides, it's actually kinda fun to go stomping through cow pies. It feels so funny when it squeezes through your toes. Feels like mud, only it smells worse." I laughed.
"I think I'm going to be sick." He said faking to throw up.
"Throw up on your on time, let's go." I said running off.
I walked over to the far end of the pasture where Miroku and Sango had already begun lining up cows.
I guess Inuyasha had gotten over the shock of walking in cow dung, seeing as how he didn't have shoes on when he approached us.
"Alright, the Yankee has graced us with his presence. Inuyasha, you go over there and start lining them cows up." I said as I led a sleeping cow over to where the others were.
"How do I do that without waking them up?"
I sighed. "Just grab them by their horns and gently pull them into the line, do about, um, five of em'. That should be enough right Miroku?" I asked.
"Uh yea I do believe." He said.
"You heard em." I said.
It had been about fifteen minutes since we started and I was just lining up the last cows. Thirty-five cows all lined up.
"Alright, Sango, You and Kagome git on that there side, me and Inu here will get on the other." Said Miroku.
We all did as was told. Inuyasha stood next to me. His hands placed firmly on the side of the cow. Miroku stood next to Sango, on hand on the cow, the other on Sango's ass. I guess after all these years of enduring his pervertedness, she was used to it.
"Alright ya'll, on the count of three." Said Sango. "Kagome."
"One." I said.
"Two." Said Sango.
"Seven." Said Miroku. We all looked over at him, his face serious. Then he finally got his mistake. "Aw damnit! I meant four, no wait," he then silently mused to himself. "Three! Yea thas it, one two three!" he said as he began to push. We all then joined in.
It took about three tries, but we finally pushed the cow down. We all stood and watched as they fell.
"Ah, is there anything more beautiful than a chain of cows falling down?" I asked to no one really. I let my eyes wonder to the end of the cow line. In the darkness I could make out the silhouette of a much larger cow than the others at the end of the line. I pulled my eyes from the cows and looked around the field. When I didn't see what I was looking for, I turned to Miroku.
"Did you by any chance see Big Jake during your cattle round up?" I asked.
I believe my question was answered when he became deathly silent. I watched his eyes as they moved to the end of the line of cows.
"Aw chit." He said.
I looked to the end of the line to see what I thought I saw earlier.
Jake.
No, not just Jake.
Big Jake.
He was the biggest bull in five counties, and we just happened to be in the same pin as him. Not to mention the fact that this big angry bull was about to get pushed over by the falling cows coming his way.
I stood in shock with my friends as I watched the last cow topple over onto Big Jake.
At that moment it was like in a movie when the good part finally comes and everything is all quiet like. Yeah. That's about how it was.
I watched Big Jake as the cow hit him. All that long line of cattle managed to do was budge him enough to wake him up... and make him mad.
"Run!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.
Everyone agreed. We ran like hell, that bull hot on our tails.
We got to the truck...barely. Miroku and Sango jumped onto the front. Me and Inu pushed the truck from the tailgate.
It only took a couple seconds before the truck started. We jumped into the back and laughed as we hauled ass out the pasture and back into town.
O.oO.oO.o
We headed back to town feeling good. Knocking down thirty-five cows, and outrunning a bull, now that's a good nights work.
"Miroku we're we goin?" I asked leaning out of the side of the truck and into his window.
"How bout we stop fir a drink?" he suggested.
"That's fine with me." I turned to Inuyasha, who was still in shock from almost being runned over by a bull.
"Alright then."
O.oO.oO.o
Whoa, that took us longer than it should have. Oh well, aint a damn thing anybody can do about it. So if you don't mind, points to the review button hehe hint hint, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Lizz: See ya later alligator!
Angel: After while crocodile!