Lizz: He ya'll we're finally back! I was just on a wonderful vaction! It was awesome! I went to Mexico! And I just got back and yet here I am typing the next chapter instead of unpacking my clothes, which I should probably get on soon. Bewho, this again might be the last chapter for a while.

AoD: Yeah, we have school starting the 16th and orientation the 12th so we will be busy with our studies!

Lizz: Yeah, studies (does air quotes) Because I study like all the time!

AoD: Well you might not but I will be.

Lizz: whatever, here ya'll are folks hope you enjoy!

(BTW, since we like just wrote this we didn't do, or really feel like doing ne spell checks or grammar checks and chit like, so that means if you see crap like that, just be like blah whatever)

Disclaimer: We don't own Inuyasha or the song Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy

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Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy

INU POV

We drove; wow it seemed forever to get to the tiny tavern. We pulled up to this little wooden shack. The wood that held it together was old and mildewed and had algae crawling up the sides. There were four windows on the front, one on each side of the door that was in the middle. In one of the windows there was a blinking neon sign in the window that read BEER IN HERE.

Miroku pulled the car into the parking lot, which I don't think it looked like one. There was enough room for maybe six cars to fit in the spaces that were marked off by giant cinderblocks, and I was sure even still we wouldn't fit in it seeing the other three cars parked crookedly in the space.

I felt the truck jerk, meaning wither Miroku had stopped, or something in the truck's engine exploded. Both seemed plausible to me.

"C'mon Inu, we gonna show you how to have a good time." Said Kagome as she grabbed my hand pulling me out of the truck bed.

I didn't believe it possible, but the three vehicles outside, counting ours, had filled this place with more people than the capacity for this place should be.

There were so many people I felt it hard to move or breath for that matter. The air hung heavy with the smell of alcohol and the lingering smoke from cigars and cigarettes.

There were two pool tables in one of the corners of the room, and at the moment they were both crowed with people trying to get their turn in.

In the back of the room stretching from one corner to another was a long bar, with three people standing behind it. There were also people crowded around the bar trying to get their orders in.

In another corner was a karaoke machine, and at the moment there was a young man who I guessed was around my age. He was wearing a pair of faded blue overalls with a green shirt under it. He had black hair pulled up into a ponytail, and had a healthy farmers tan. He was currently singing some country melody that I had never heard of.

"...you can have a lot of fun in a New York minuet, but there's some things you can't do inside those city limits! Ain't no closing' time, aint no cover charge, we're just country boys and girls gitin down on the farm!" he sang into the microphone.

Before we could move I felt Kagome leave my side and run up to the guy singing, leaving me all alone standing in the door way.

"Koga! You're back!" she yelled as she jumped into his arms.

For some reason, even though I barley new him, I felt like ripping him into tiny shreds. The way he sang into the microphone, the way he had the sure smug on his face, not to mention the way he held my Kagome so close, it made my blood boil.

Whoa. What the hell was that?

She's not mine. I just met her.

...

But still. Something about her made me feel...different. And seeing this guy so close to her made me feel...something I couldn't exactly place.

I haven't felt that way since Kikyo...but that's all in the past. Concentrate on how many ways to kill new enemy I haven't even met and not go to jail.

"Inuyasha! Snap out of it!" yelled Kagome from the karaoke machine.

I walked over to where the two were standing. Somewhere along Miroku and Sango were up there as well chatting with this guy.

"Inuyasha, I want chu ta meet someone." She said pulling me closer to the guy.

"This here is Koga. Me and him bin best frinds since, damn, I cant even member." She said. Koga extended his hand out to mine. Without hesitation I gripped it tightly, and squeezed. He jerked his arm out of my grasp and shook it.

"Llo. Inuyasha aint it?" he questioned.

"Yeah, that's it." I said.

"I hear tell you new round these here parts."

"Yeah just moved in. So how come I haven't seen or met you yet?" I asked trying to back the guy in a corner. Although it wasn't really working.

"Well unlike the majority of these here folks I'm off in college. I go to LSU. Just came back for the weekend to see my beautiful Kag." He said smugly wrapping an arm around her and planting a kiss on her forehead.

"Uh-hem" I said breaking them up.

The two just blushed and separated. Kagome and Sango went off and got table for all of them.

I just stood there with Koga. I was looking around for Miroku who had somehow gotten separated from us. While looking my eyes fell on Kagome. She was sitting down on a bar stool next to Sango drinking a beer. I hadn't noticed until now that she had changed clothes from her earlier attire. She was now wearing low cut Wranglers that showed off her perfect figure. She had on a tight T-Shirt that said Hooters and an owl on the front. Her hair was pulled up into a ponytail. I had to admit I liked that better than the shirtless overalls she was wearing earlier.

"What'sa matter slick. Too city fir her?" asked Koga mockingly from behind me.

"What the hell did you say?" I asked turning around to meet him face to face.

"You heard me. And if you know what's good for you you'll back off. Kags mine." He stated.

"Well you can have her! I don't want to be with her. There are much prettier girls in the city." I said lying strait through my teeth. True I did all of a sudden have feelings for her, but that sure as hell didn't mean I was going to tell this jackass anything.

"Well if you find one call me, but I wont hold my breath." He said walking over to the girls.

"'I wont hold my breath'" I said mimicking him as I walked over to Kagome. When I got over there I noticed Miroku standing next to Sango with his hand dangerously close to her butt.

"Hey Miroku, you and Koga should go sing that song ya'll like. Maybe then you can get Inuyasha to sing too. Show em a good time ya know." Suggested Sango as she slapped his hand.

"Alright, but on one condition." He said looking at each girl. "Ya'll gatta dance and be our back up."

Kagome looked over to Sango who shrugged and walked over to the karaoke machine.

"Alright ya'll! Everybody hush now! Me an Koga here's gunna sing yall a little tune we like. The song is called Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy!" with that Miroku pulled another microphone out from behind the bar counter and plugged it into the machine.

Before I knew it, Kagome and Sango were standing on top of the counter dancing.

"One, Two, Three!" yelled Miroku.

"DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAAAAA
DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAAAA!" sang Kagome and Sango while they danced on the bar counter.

Miroku pulled the mic up to his mouth and began to sing.

"Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill
And I buy the bar a double round of crown
And everybody's getting down
An' this town ain't never gonna be the same."

Then both him and Koga began to sing.

"Cause I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say" they both paused and looked over to Kag and Sango who began to sing.

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy"

(A/N ok I don't feel like typing out who is singing what in sentence form so ima just write their names.)

Koga: "Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and Bling- Blinging
While the girls are drinking
Long necks down!

Miroku: "And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy
or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your freak parade
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town

Both: "Cause I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy and the girls say

Girls: "Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy"

Miroku: (Spoken) I'm a thourough-bred
that's what she said
in the back of my truck bed
As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road.
We where flying high
fine as wine having ourselves a Big and Rich time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go." Sang Miroku as he jumped up onto the counter hugging up to Sango.

Koga: But her evaluation
of my cowboy reputation
Had me begging for salvation
all night long
So I took her out giggin' frogs
Introduced her to my old bird dog
And sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of
And we made love!" Continued Koga as he did the same thing Miroku was doing, nuzzling up to Kagome as he sang each word. It disgusted me. Just who did this guy think he was anyway?

Both: "Cause I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy and the girls say

Girls: Save a Horse! Ride a cowboy!"

Miroku: What? What?

Girls: Save a Horse! Ride a cowboy!

Koga: Everybody says...

Girls: Save a Horse! Ride a cowboy!

They finished. People cheered. Koga bought everyone beers. I was still jealous. But whatever. I got to watch Kagome kick around on a bar singing some country song. And even still, in the midst of all that, all I could think of was that Koga had to go back to LSU tomorrow, which left me the rest of the time with Kagome. A smirk crawled up to my face as I watched Koga try and flirt with Kagome, who was by the way pushing him away and repeatedly coming back to me.

Yes, upstaging Koga has been the highlight of my night. Of course it might have more to do with my not being drunk and planting wet kisses all over her face and not my devilishly handsome looks...nah...I'm just good. Now the only thing to do is to figure out how to keep her and not let this wimp take her while I'm not looking.

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Ok, it is 12:11 AM and me and AoD have orientation tomorrow, so we need our sleep. Kay? Newho here's a lil preview of the next Chappie!

Next Chapter: She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy

"Dude why is Sango just sitting on your porch. How come she's not out with Kagome or someone?" Asked Inuyasha. I looked down from my seat on the tractor and felt a giant grin coming to my face.

"Man let me tell ya, she might think I'm the biggest pervert, lech, uh, other words that describe me. But, aint no way she can resist this." I said spreading my arms.

"Resist what?" he asked still clueless. I sighed.

"She thinks my tractors sexy." I said smiling proudly.

Lizz: Alright. That's it fer now!"

AoD: Yup

Lizz: See ya later alligator!

AoD: After while crocodile!