Chapter 1
"Oh, my head!" I Groaned.
Who am I? I am Matt. I'm a Lord of the Rings fan fiction author from Buckinghamshire, England, Britain, Earth, the solar system, the Milky Way galaxy, the universe, Space.
Ok, now you know who I am, on with the story!
I tried to remember the events of the last few seconds. Ah, yes. I was sat in front of my laptop, starting to write a fan fic about how I go into Middle Earth and meet the Fellowship. Then a time portal just HAPPENED to open in my Bedroom and I just HAD to walk into it. Doh!
And so, that is how I happened to be on the ground, being stared at by 4 Hobbits and a man. Of course I didn't know this, I was too busy trying to work out how I was going to get up with a laptop on my chest!
"DAMN YOU, YOU STUPID LAPTOP!" I exploded.
"Who are you, and what is this "laptop" you speak of?" The man drew a sword and put it to my throat.
Oh, dear.
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"Oh, my head!" I Groaned.
Who am I? I am Matt. I'm a Lord of the Rings fan fiction author from Buckinghamshire, England, Britain, Earth, the solar system, the Milky Way galaxy, the universe, Space.
Ok, now you know who I am, on with the story!
I tried to remember the events of the last few seconds. Ah, yes. I was sat in front of my laptop, starting to write a fan fic about how I go into Middle Earth and meet the Fellowship. Then a time portal just HAPPENED to open in my Bedroom and I just HAD to walk into it. Doh!
And so, that is how I happened to be on the ground, being stared at by 4 Hobbits and a man. Of course I didn't know this, I was too busy trying to work out how I was going to get up with a laptop on my chest!
"DAMN YOU, YOU STUPID LAPTOP!" I exploded.
"Who are you, and what is this "laptop" you speak of?" The man drew a sword and put it to my throat.
Oh, dear.
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What do you think? Please Read & Review.