Hi guys! Sorry it took me soo long to add another chap, but man have I had
it rough. I just moved, finished a term paper, and had to help my sissy.
But I do have good news peeps. I'm engaged!!
So there!
Don't own X-men Evo. But in addition to the lovely Remy pics, I now have pics of Kurt, in his lucky boxers, drawn for me by my wonderful beta, Red_angel_wings. Check her out, she's cool!!!
Enjoy!
Chap 2: In the doghouse
Professor Charles Xavier sighed over the roar of a vacuum as he surveyed his home from the second floor ledge. He leaned back in his wheelchair, locking the wheels in place, and thought about the last couple of days.
You expected odd things to happen here. After all, they'd had dimensional holes ripped through a spot in the basement, and it rained inside the house on a regular basis. But this was a bit much, even for the headmaster of a school of mutants. He rolled down the ramp beside the stairs to the front hall and looked around some more. He mentally rolled his eyes in exasperation. Even the time that boy, (Arcade, was it?) had decided to start running the Danger Room program during a party hadn't messed the mansion up this bad.
For one thing, nowhere near this much whip cream had been involved.
It all had happened two nights ago, during a rather, Charles smiled sardonically, interesting Parent/Teacher conference night. (He was going to have to have a serious talk to Bobby about freezing the boys locker room pipes right after a game. Just because he didn't like Duncan Masters was no excuse for making the whole team suffer.) The female students had invited Tabby for the night to have a sleepover in Kitty and Rogue's room. They had been having a wonderful time, by all accounts, until they'd found out that the men of the house had been spying on them via the security room.
The resulting chaos would have done the Acolytes proud.
Well, that wasn't quite true. The Acolytes wouldn't have given their victims a two minute head start. The boys had run to their rooms for protection, or to just pack some clothes to go crash at a friend's until the storm was over. Xavier rolled his eyes again. Quicksilver couldn't have gotten out of the mansion fast enough to escape the enraged women.
Beast had been the only adult left in the mansion to chaperon that night, and he had quickly fled after assessing the situation. He'd been the one to warn Logan away from the house, and after a quick look around even Wolverine hadn't wanted to get in the girls' way. The man had called Storm and they had all made arrangements to stay at a hotel for the night.
The next morning, they'd returned to a still raging World War III. There were furrows and deep trenches in the yard, the fountain was a mess, and spykes were strewn all over the mansion's walls. Scorch marks were everywhere and cracks were all over the driveway. There was a giant hole in the roof, the boathouse had been blown up, the fence had been dragged fifty feet closer to the house, and trees were down all over the forest.
Needless to say, Chuck was pissed.
Storm had immediately made a rainstorm to soak the students to get their attention, but that just started a mudslinging match for those that could still stand. Half the boys were passed out on the lawn from exhaustion, and two of the girls were about to go to sleep on their feet. The professor tired of the melee quickly.
So did Logan. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU CRAZY-ASSED SHITS DOING??!!"
Jean almost levitated him out of reflex before catching herself, but some others were not so coherent. Jubilee sent off a wave of sparks before realizing who was shouting, Berserker shot a blast randomly as he started awake, and Magma flared up briefly before going back to sleep.
The professor stared in bemused shock before taking action. A solid mind blast had woken the rest of the students and quieted most of the hostilities. And giving them all the Eyebrow had certainly helped too.
His voice rang out like an executioner reading a list of crimes. "What on earth are you all doing?"
Scott looked nervously around before saying, "We, ah--Um---
Logan cut him off before he could start. "Boy, if you have a brain in your skull, you will shut up right now."
"Yes, sir."
"Everyone, go back to your rooms," the professor twitched as a large beam from the hole on the roof slowly dislodged and hit through a room below with an ominous crash. Everyone flinched at the sound, it finally dawning on all of them just what was going to happen. "Or rather, what's left of them, and get cleaned up. We'll talk about this tomorrow," he took a deep breath out of nessesity, "when I'm calmer." With care, Storm and himself rolled up the ruined drive to the ramp in and went to asses the damage.
As one they all breathed silent sighs of relief at the temporary reprieve. And then they made the mistake of looking at Logan.
He just smiled evilly before following after Charles and Ororo.
Rahne whimpered. "Ohhh, we're gonna die."
%%$$##
In truth, Xavier had scanned them already and knew the whole story. When they'd reached his study, which was miraculously still intact, he'd asked them to leave him be for about an hour. Ororo and Logan had done so, both a bit surprised. 'He must be really furious,' was their mutual thought.
Forty-five minutes later, Charles had managed to stop laughing long enough to start thinking of punishments.
*&%^&*$
watcher think? Please review!!!
And thanks to all who reviewed my first chap!!
Dark Jaded Rose: thanks so much for reviewing me!! You rock!!
Tokyobabe2040: you're sick?! What's wrong?! Do you feel better now? Lordy I hope so. And thanks so much for the email you sent, I loved the pic!! It was so cool. And you really helped me with a chap I'm doing, you guys will so get credit for this.
WintersIceAngel: sorry, the pics are all mine. Oh, mine and red_angel_wings. But I'm glad you like my story. Thanks so much! And don't worry, willie's fine.
Epona: take a deep breath before you pass out on the floor. Glad you thought it was funny, though.
KittKatt001: Happy days! You like me!! And hey, how's france? Is it cold? Have you seen Paris? Have you gone shopping!? Sorry for the bombardment, but I've always wanted to go overseas. Glad to hear from you!
Angelique: thanks! And no, TTWT isn't done yet, I still have to give an explaination for what happened. Er, rather, Kitty does. (yeah, kitty........) besides, duelist would have my cyber hide nailed to the door if that happened.
Steph Silverstar: nice name change. I'll try to keep it constant, but see above for reasons why it might take me a while to update. Thanks for coming!
Millenium Mutant: alright, that was the best line ever about Scott. May I have your permission to use it in this fic?
Sickminded Sucker: thank you for no whipping. But I'm so happy you liked it! Thanks for reviewing me! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
Anon: deep breaths, honey, deep breaths. Now, I promise Remy and Kurt will show up soon, but not just yet. Have to set the stage for them, you know. Glad you liked it.
Amara Allerdyce: Yep, John will be in this one, but nearer the end. You convinced me. He'll also show up in the third stor-----oh crap!!! (shh, I said nothing!!!!)
MoonlightPhoenix3: oh its going to be good. You'll like, I hope. I can't give too much away, but remy might have to go to the hospital to get something removed. (insert big cheesy grin here)
Red_angel_wings: spiders gross me out too, chica, but man, they make for great humor when used correctly. Love ya beta!!
Thanks everyone!!
Mima5775
Riv
Angie Chick
The Uncanny R-man
DemonRogue13
A-rog
TruelyRogue
Sweegy
Willa.j
Sir Crazy Girl
Enfant-terrible
Linzer-b
Nite sky
Sairalind Silamur (man what a pretty name. elvish?)
Teyo Tama
Serpentine013x
MartinPettit
Shadow-Kitty-Cat
Shahrezad1
PomegranteQueen
Sweet like anthrax
So there!
Don't own X-men Evo. But in addition to the lovely Remy pics, I now have pics of Kurt, in his lucky boxers, drawn for me by my wonderful beta, Red_angel_wings. Check her out, she's cool!!!
Enjoy!
Chap 2: In the doghouse
Professor Charles Xavier sighed over the roar of a vacuum as he surveyed his home from the second floor ledge. He leaned back in his wheelchair, locking the wheels in place, and thought about the last couple of days.
You expected odd things to happen here. After all, they'd had dimensional holes ripped through a spot in the basement, and it rained inside the house on a regular basis. But this was a bit much, even for the headmaster of a school of mutants. He rolled down the ramp beside the stairs to the front hall and looked around some more. He mentally rolled his eyes in exasperation. Even the time that boy, (Arcade, was it?) had decided to start running the Danger Room program during a party hadn't messed the mansion up this bad.
For one thing, nowhere near this much whip cream had been involved.
It all had happened two nights ago, during a rather, Charles smiled sardonically, interesting Parent/Teacher conference night. (He was going to have to have a serious talk to Bobby about freezing the boys locker room pipes right after a game. Just because he didn't like Duncan Masters was no excuse for making the whole team suffer.) The female students had invited Tabby for the night to have a sleepover in Kitty and Rogue's room. They had been having a wonderful time, by all accounts, until they'd found out that the men of the house had been spying on them via the security room.
The resulting chaos would have done the Acolytes proud.
Well, that wasn't quite true. The Acolytes wouldn't have given their victims a two minute head start. The boys had run to their rooms for protection, or to just pack some clothes to go crash at a friend's until the storm was over. Xavier rolled his eyes again. Quicksilver couldn't have gotten out of the mansion fast enough to escape the enraged women.
Beast had been the only adult left in the mansion to chaperon that night, and he had quickly fled after assessing the situation. He'd been the one to warn Logan away from the house, and after a quick look around even Wolverine hadn't wanted to get in the girls' way. The man had called Storm and they had all made arrangements to stay at a hotel for the night.
The next morning, they'd returned to a still raging World War III. There were furrows and deep trenches in the yard, the fountain was a mess, and spykes were strewn all over the mansion's walls. Scorch marks were everywhere and cracks were all over the driveway. There was a giant hole in the roof, the boathouse had been blown up, the fence had been dragged fifty feet closer to the house, and trees were down all over the forest.
Needless to say, Chuck was pissed.
Storm had immediately made a rainstorm to soak the students to get their attention, but that just started a mudslinging match for those that could still stand. Half the boys were passed out on the lawn from exhaustion, and two of the girls were about to go to sleep on their feet. The professor tired of the melee quickly.
So did Logan. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU CRAZY-ASSED SHITS DOING??!!"
Jean almost levitated him out of reflex before catching herself, but some others were not so coherent. Jubilee sent off a wave of sparks before realizing who was shouting, Berserker shot a blast randomly as he started awake, and Magma flared up briefly before going back to sleep.
The professor stared in bemused shock before taking action. A solid mind blast had woken the rest of the students and quieted most of the hostilities. And giving them all the Eyebrow had certainly helped too.
His voice rang out like an executioner reading a list of crimes. "What on earth are you all doing?"
Scott looked nervously around before saying, "We, ah--Um---
Logan cut him off before he could start. "Boy, if you have a brain in your skull, you will shut up right now."
"Yes, sir."
"Everyone, go back to your rooms," the professor twitched as a large beam from the hole on the roof slowly dislodged and hit through a room below with an ominous crash. Everyone flinched at the sound, it finally dawning on all of them just what was going to happen. "Or rather, what's left of them, and get cleaned up. We'll talk about this tomorrow," he took a deep breath out of nessesity, "when I'm calmer." With care, Storm and himself rolled up the ruined drive to the ramp in and went to asses the damage.
As one they all breathed silent sighs of relief at the temporary reprieve. And then they made the mistake of looking at Logan.
He just smiled evilly before following after Charles and Ororo.
Rahne whimpered. "Ohhh, we're gonna die."
%%$$##
In truth, Xavier had scanned them already and knew the whole story. When they'd reached his study, which was miraculously still intact, he'd asked them to leave him be for about an hour. Ororo and Logan had done so, both a bit surprised. 'He must be really furious,' was their mutual thought.
Forty-five minutes later, Charles had managed to stop laughing long enough to start thinking of punishments.
*&%^&*$
watcher think? Please review!!!
And thanks to all who reviewed my first chap!!
Dark Jaded Rose: thanks so much for reviewing me!! You rock!!
Tokyobabe2040: you're sick?! What's wrong?! Do you feel better now? Lordy I hope so. And thanks so much for the email you sent, I loved the pic!! It was so cool. And you really helped me with a chap I'm doing, you guys will so get credit for this.
WintersIceAngel: sorry, the pics are all mine. Oh, mine and red_angel_wings. But I'm glad you like my story. Thanks so much! And don't worry, willie's fine.
Epona: take a deep breath before you pass out on the floor. Glad you thought it was funny, though.
KittKatt001: Happy days! You like me!! And hey, how's france? Is it cold? Have you seen Paris? Have you gone shopping!? Sorry for the bombardment, but I've always wanted to go overseas. Glad to hear from you!
Angelique: thanks! And no, TTWT isn't done yet, I still have to give an explaination for what happened. Er, rather, Kitty does. (yeah, kitty........) besides, duelist would have my cyber hide nailed to the door if that happened.
Steph Silverstar: nice name change. I'll try to keep it constant, but see above for reasons why it might take me a while to update. Thanks for coming!
Millenium Mutant: alright, that was the best line ever about Scott. May I have your permission to use it in this fic?
Sickminded Sucker: thank you for no whipping. But I'm so happy you liked it! Thanks for reviewing me! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
Anon: deep breaths, honey, deep breaths. Now, I promise Remy and Kurt will show up soon, but not just yet. Have to set the stage for them, you know. Glad you liked it.
Amara Allerdyce: Yep, John will be in this one, but nearer the end. You convinced me. He'll also show up in the third stor-----oh crap!!! (shh, I said nothing!!!!)
MoonlightPhoenix3: oh its going to be good. You'll like, I hope. I can't give too much away, but remy might have to go to the hospital to get something removed. (insert big cheesy grin here)
Red_angel_wings: spiders gross me out too, chica, but man, they make for great humor when used correctly. Love ya beta!!
Thanks everyone!!
Mima5775
Riv
Angie Chick
The Uncanny R-man
DemonRogue13
A-rog
TruelyRogue
Sweegy
Willa.j
Sir Crazy Girl
Enfant-terrible
Linzer-b
Nite sky
Sairalind Silamur (man what a pretty name. elvish?)
Teyo Tama
Serpentine013x
MartinPettit
Shadow-Kitty-Cat
Shahrezad1
PomegranteQueen
Sweet like anthrax