gina: I'm being true to the book because, well, I love the book. I don't
want to make fun of it. I don't want to mess with their minds. That would
just be cruel, lol!
I'm not using swear words because I want to keep a PG rating. ;-)
And now back to our scheduled feature.
Chapter 5
Strider turned up, just as I leapt for one of the archways.
"Ow." We both groaned, jumping up from the floor. I just happened to leap for the archway he was jumping through! Thankfully, he hadn't got he's burning stick yet.
Anyhow, the ring wraith, obviously deciding I wasn't worthy to be killed first, went for Frodo again, and stabbed him in the shoulder, just as strider flung the burning torch at him.
The ring wraith screeched, and fled, followed by the rest, who were screaming in fright, into the darkness.
"AND DON'T COME BACK!" I Yelled. Strider rolled his eyes and went to check on Frodo.
***
5 days later. I was bored, the hobbits were bored, we were all bored. Except Frodo, who just sat in the corner groaning every 5 minutes.
I Sighed. I had to think of something fun to do.
A light bulb was turned on in my head. I opened my laptop and typed "Suddenly, something fell from the sky!"
"Thump!" Someone landed on top of me. I pushed the person off me, looked at who they were, smacked my forehead and groaned.
"Oh Elbereth, please don't let her be a.."
"Hi! I'm Gemma!" Said the teenage girl, REALLY fast. I looked at her. High on sugar, looking round her surroundings as if they were normal and now looking fondly at Strider, who was looking terrified. She began to crawl towards him.
"MARY SUE!!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled, grabbing my laptop, slinging it in my rucksack and legging it, followed by 3 VERY scared Hobbits, Bill the pony and Strider. I screeched to a halt, dashed back, picked up Frodo, flung him over my shoulder and legged it after the others.
***
"YOU bought that, that, THING here?!?!?!" Screamed Strider.
I smacked my forehead for the umpteenth time and said "Look, I'm sorry! I wanted some action! How was I to know that a Mary Sue was going to land in our camp?"
"YOU JUST SAID YOU "TYPED" INTO YOUR "LAPTOP" THAT SOMETHING SHOULD FALL FROM THE SKY!"
"Well, I was hoping for a good book or something."
"Then why weren't you more specific?!" Groaned the ranger.
"I'm sorry! At least she didn't follow us."
"Please stop! Mr Frodo needs rest!" Snapped Sam.
"Whatever" I replied, glaring at Strider
Strider calmed down and said "Can't you just send it back?"
"Unfortunately, no. Mary Sue's have great powers of survival. Nothing can stop them. You see..."
"So what can we do?" Asked Pippin.
"Nothing. We're doomed to have her following us around for the rest of the story!" I replied, turning round and banging my head on a tree trunk.
***
DUN, DUN, DUN!
Will the Mary Sue catch us up? Will we reach Rivendell safely? Will it be Glorfindel or Arwen who turns up? Will, the ring wraiths catch us? Find out in the next Chapter!
Oh and please R&R!
I'm not using swear words because I want to keep a PG rating. ;-)
And now back to our scheduled feature.
Chapter 5
Strider turned up, just as I leapt for one of the archways.
"Ow." We both groaned, jumping up from the floor. I just happened to leap for the archway he was jumping through! Thankfully, he hadn't got he's burning stick yet.
Anyhow, the ring wraith, obviously deciding I wasn't worthy to be killed first, went for Frodo again, and stabbed him in the shoulder, just as strider flung the burning torch at him.
The ring wraith screeched, and fled, followed by the rest, who were screaming in fright, into the darkness.
"AND DON'T COME BACK!" I Yelled. Strider rolled his eyes and went to check on Frodo.
***
5 days later. I was bored, the hobbits were bored, we were all bored. Except Frodo, who just sat in the corner groaning every 5 minutes.
I Sighed. I had to think of something fun to do.
A light bulb was turned on in my head. I opened my laptop and typed "Suddenly, something fell from the sky!"
"Thump!" Someone landed on top of me. I pushed the person off me, looked at who they were, smacked my forehead and groaned.
"Oh Elbereth, please don't let her be a.."
"Hi! I'm Gemma!" Said the teenage girl, REALLY fast. I looked at her. High on sugar, looking round her surroundings as if they were normal and now looking fondly at Strider, who was looking terrified. She began to crawl towards him.
"MARY SUE!!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled, grabbing my laptop, slinging it in my rucksack and legging it, followed by 3 VERY scared Hobbits, Bill the pony and Strider. I screeched to a halt, dashed back, picked up Frodo, flung him over my shoulder and legged it after the others.
***
"YOU bought that, that, THING here?!?!?!" Screamed Strider.
I smacked my forehead for the umpteenth time and said "Look, I'm sorry! I wanted some action! How was I to know that a Mary Sue was going to land in our camp?"
"YOU JUST SAID YOU "TYPED" INTO YOUR "LAPTOP" THAT SOMETHING SHOULD FALL FROM THE SKY!"
"Well, I was hoping for a good book or something."
"Then why weren't you more specific?!" Groaned the ranger.
"I'm sorry! At least she didn't follow us."
"Please stop! Mr Frodo needs rest!" Snapped Sam.
"Whatever" I replied, glaring at Strider
Strider calmed down and said "Can't you just send it back?"
"Unfortunately, no. Mary Sue's have great powers of survival. Nothing can stop them. You see..."
"So what can we do?" Asked Pippin.
"Nothing. We're doomed to have her following us around for the rest of the story!" I replied, turning round and banging my head on a tree trunk.
***
DUN, DUN, DUN!
Will the Mary Sue catch us up? Will we reach Rivendell safely? Will it be Glorfindel or Arwen who turns up? Will, the ring wraiths catch us? Find out in the next Chapter!
Oh and please R&R!