Sorry that its taking so long to get these out, but I've just had some
major owies done to me, and am not having a good time recovering.
Ah, well. Hope you all like this chapter! And can you believe it!!?? Only chap four and we're already at the 100 review mark!! Whhhooooohaaahhh!!!
No own X-Men Evo. But guess what?! I bought a pair of boxers for my fiancé just like Kurt's!!
I know, WTMI, but I thought it was funny.
Oh, Ivan Alias sent me this quote, and I thought he was right, its perfect for the story.
"Lots of people talking, few of them know
Soul of a woman was created below, yeah." From Led Zepplin
Chap 4: Revenge is sweet, when done right.......
This wasn't to say that the girls hadn't gotten some back. Ms. Munroe was the only female in the house to have a hot bath since that night. Holes, big as a basketball or wreaking ball, had appeared in the most inappropriate places in some of the girls rooms, so everybody could see them changing clothes. Ray had booby-trapped most of the hairdryers and curling irons in the mansion to fire a mildly painful shock. As it turned out, that had one hell of a side effect.
Rhane was now sporting a four inch deep afro that she could not relax. Jean had nearly suffered a similar fate, but was using her powers to force her hair straight. Kitty ended up looking like an ad for toilet bowel scrubbers.
Bras had appeared on the flagpole for two nights running, even with the laundry pile being guarded. Ex-lax had been slipped into food and jump ropes had been used to tie certain rooms shut. (They'd been ties to the door knobs on rooms facing each other so that the door couldn't be opened.)
Rogue had had a visit from Willie too, to the massive disapproval of Jamie. That had been fun.
She'd run screaming through the house half-naked holding a towel while some boys whistled. Logan's growl had stopped that almost immediately, and he'd ordered every guy in the house to help chase the damn arachnid down. Four hours later, they handed a distinctly singed spider back to Jamie and commanded him to keep that thing on a leash. Despite Wolverine's threatening, no one had taken credit for the deed. (Understandably. No one wanted to die that young.)
This had led to one of the few uses of Rogue's secret power. It had developed in the time that she'd spent with Irene in the south. A skill that was a time-honored tradition below the Mason-Dixon line.
She could make the world's greatest fried chicken.
And she was going to use its awesome might on Bobby.
Bobby was a fried chicken addict. He was the only guy in the history of KFC to be permanently banned from the entire restaurant chain at the age of seven. He would do anything for a piece of fried chicken. And once he'd tasted Rogue's the first night she'd had her turn to cook dinner............
He'd become her willing slave. They'd had to chain him up to getting him to stop eating the stuff, so Rogue was no longer allowed to make it on her night to cook. A lot of people were pissed off about that.
Rouge wanted to know who had sent her Willie, and she had a pretty good idea who'd tell the identity of the culprit. He'd just need some persuading. The nanosecond that hot aroma had drifted outside to where Logan was training the boys as part of their punishment for destroying the house, one of his very special training courses, Bobby froze. (Not literally this time.) He just lifted his head, sniffing like mad before pointing to the house. "Chicken!"
"Wha?" Scott panted. Sore, sore, sore, oh my arms----"I don't smell anything."
Logan sniffed once and shook his head. "You're imagining things, 'cube. Get back to push-ups."
The boy's eyes got really scary. "NNINNNGG!! CHICKEN!!" He shouted.
The guys all glanced at each other, than at Wolverine. He sniffed again, then furiously. "Oh shit. She's makin' it."
Scott frowned. "I thought she wasn't allowed to make it any more?"
"Why now? I thought she was pissed," Sam wondered.
Roberto drooled a little, too tired to wipe it off. "What kind?"
"Smells like"---
"BAR-B-QUE!!!! CRISPY!! AND HOT PEPPERED!!!!" Bobby was off like a shot. "CHICKEEEEEENNN!!!!"
Logan almost went after him before it dawned on him what the girl was doing. "You know, he'll do anything for her chicken."
"Yeah, the guy's a freak for it," Ray moaned. He could no longer feel his legs.
"Yeah," Logan drawled out, "he'll do anything. Anything at all."
Sam's eyes went huge. Oh shit. He was gonna be so----
"SAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!! COME HERE, BALL-BOY, I GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY TO YOU!!!!"
--busted.
(Four hours later, Hank shot a tranquilizer in Bobby, who was about to be the first mutant to o.d. on fried chicken.)
)()()()(())()()()()(()())()()(
Not to say revenge couldn't go wrong. Some of them had, and in a big way. Roberto had tried to soak Jean with a bucket of orange dye while flying past on Cannonball, but he'd missed. It was during the girls' sparring practice, so the aim could be excused, but not what happened next.
The entire load had hit Logan dead on.
Everyone had froze. He gritted his teeth and called the two boys down in a fairly calm voice. They'd both landed and walked forward expecting castration. And almost got it.
He motioned both boys closer, until he could almost whisper in their ears. He leaned forward and said softly, "This stops now. Enough is enough."
SHNIK. The claws came out and glinted in the light before moving faster than the eye could see. VIZP, VIZP. Two pairs of pants fell in a heap around the boys ankles, belts sliced perfectly.
Sam and Roberto had understandably passed out.
Logan's warning hadn't come fast enough to stop the last revenge, and best of all. Even if it had misfired.
Sam had loaded Kitty's shampoo with an entire bottle of liquid Nair. Not the lotion, but the kind you normally spread very carefully over very thick hair. It would have worked out perfectly.........but Mr. McCoy had taken a shower before her. His own bathroom had been destroyed in the melee, along with everything in it. Being out of his own brand, he had used some of Kitty's. The resulting scream had been heard by people all the way in town, who wondered what animal those Xavier kids were dissecting alive.
The result: Hank McCoy had gone into his lab, locked the door, and had refused to come out since.
)(*^&*%$)*
thanks for reading!!! Please review!!
Thanks to everyone who said congrats about my engagement. I really blushed and I do appreciate it.
Review response time!!! Yay!!!
Ivan Alias: thanks for the cool quote. And as for this being just a silly story, it will have a serious tone to it soon, I just like to have a good time while getting there.
Minion: you okay? You sound a little stunned. (giggles) but I'm glad you like it!!
Aqueous: I'm so glad you're back reviewing me!! It means a lot to me. And I'm happy you like what I've done so far.
KittKatt001: I'm so jealous of you being in Paris. (sigh) but hey, I'm glad you're having fun! Let me know if anything else happens!
Martin Pettit: he was a samuri? Whoa. That's cool. But was that in Evo- verse or comic-verse?
SperryDee: Kristina gets updated this weekend. And I'm glad you like what I'm doing in this.
Shahrezad1: hope you like this chaos! More to come soon. (evil laugh here)
WinkyBells: first off, I like your name, its cute! Second, thanks for reviewing my fic!
Cannonballboy: really? You want all your friends to read my stuff? Whoa. I'm flattered! And I think I might check out the genocide song, but things simmer down here soon. Thanks so much for reviewing me!!
Anon: yay! Fishy liked it!! Hurray!! (laughs) thanks so much for your kind words, I really appreciate it.
Tokyobabe2040: thank you for the congrats, I blushed. And your first mission, should you choose to accept it, is to tell me more about the guy who enhanced Gambits powers. Like, where was he living, was he very evil, neutral, a mercenary? How old? What's he look like? So what do you say? Help? ( oh, and in my book, credit goes to those who help, always.)
Willa.j: you were fish fish? I didn't mind the name, I just thought it was unusual.
The Uncanny R-man: thanks for the Logan history lesson, I might use it soon. Glad you like this!
MoonlightPheonix3: why wouldn't I take the time to talk to people? You guys are cool, and you have a rather neat sense of humor. Glad to hear from you!
Thanks everybody!
Mima5775
TruelyRouge
A-rog
Sarah
Serpentine013x
Draconic Soul
Angie Chick
FaDiNgSiLvErStAr
Rouge 14
D.Puppy
Mrs. Jean Grey-Summers
Epona04
Killi-2
Demon Ropuge 13
Steph Silverstar
Bluefuzzykitty
Rukinha Lokinha
Beastdog
Shadow-Kitty-Cat
Ruroni
Badlucknumba13
Lady Farevey
Oh, for everyone who asked about the pics of Remy, my beta, red_angel_wings has them. She draws stuff for me too. So go check her out!!!
Ah, well. Hope you all like this chapter! And can you believe it!!?? Only chap four and we're already at the 100 review mark!! Whhhooooohaaahhh!!!
No own X-Men Evo. But guess what?! I bought a pair of boxers for my fiancé just like Kurt's!!
I know, WTMI, but I thought it was funny.
Oh, Ivan Alias sent me this quote, and I thought he was right, its perfect for the story.
"Lots of people talking, few of them know
Soul of a woman was created below, yeah." From Led Zepplin
Chap 4: Revenge is sweet, when done right.......
This wasn't to say that the girls hadn't gotten some back. Ms. Munroe was the only female in the house to have a hot bath since that night. Holes, big as a basketball or wreaking ball, had appeared in the most inappropriate places in some of the girls rooms, so everybody could see them changing clothes. Ray had booby-trapped most of the hairdryers and curling irons in the mansion to fire a mildly painful shock. As it turned out, that had one hell of a side effect.
Rhane was now sporting a four inch deep afro that she could not relax. Jean had nearly suffered a similar fate, but was using her powers to force her hair straight. Kitty ended up looking like an ad for toilet bowel scrubbers.
Bras had appeared on the flagpole for two nights running, even with the laundry pile being guarded. Ex-lax had been slipped into food and jump ropes had been used to tie certain rooms shut. (They'd been ties to the door knobs on rooms facing each other so that the door couldn't be opened.)
Rogue had had a visit from Willie too, to the massive disapproval of Jamie. That had been fun.
She'd run screaming through the house half-naked holding a towel while some boys whistled. Logan's growl had stopped that almost immediately, and he'd ordered every guy in the house to help chase the damn arachnid down. Four hours later, they handed a distinctly singed spider back to Jamie and commanded him to keep that thing on a leash. Despite Wolverine's threatening, no one had taken credit for the deed. (Understandably. No one wanted to die that young.)
This had led to one of the few uses of Rogue's secret power. It had developed in the time that she'd spent with Irene in the south. A skill that was a time-honored tradition below the Mason-Dixon line.
She could make the world's greatest fried chicken.
And she was going to use its awesome might on Bobby.
Bobby was a fried chicken addict. He was the only guy in the history of KFC to be permanently banned from the entire restaurant chain at the age of seven. He would do anything for a piece of fried chicken. And once he'd tasted Rogue's the first night she'd had her turn to cook dinner............
He'd become her willing slave. They'd had to chain him up to getting him to stop eating the stuff, so Rogue was no longer allowed to make it on her night to cook. A lot of people were pissed off about that.
Rouge wanted to know who had sent her Willie, and she had a pretty good idea who'd tell the identity of the culprit. He'd just need some persuading. The nanosecond that hot aroma had drifted outside to where Logan was training the boys as part of their punishment for destroying the house, one of his very special training courses, Bobby froze. (Not literally this time.) He just lifted his head, sniffing like mad before pointing to the house. "Chicken!"
"Wha?" Scott panted. Sore, sore, sore, oh my arms----"I don't smell anything."
Logan sniffed once and shook his head. "You're imagining things, 'cube. Get back to push-ups."
The boy's eyes got really scary. "NNINNNGG!! CHICKEN!!" He shouted.
The guys all glanced at each other, than at Wolverine. He sniffed again, then furiously. "Oh shit. She's makin' it."
Scott frowned. "I thought she wasn't allowed to make it any more?"
"Why now? I thought she was pissed," Sam wondered.
Roberto drooled a little, too tired to wipe it off. "What kind?"
"Smells like"---
"BAR-B-QUE!!!! CRISPY!! AND HOT PEPPERED!!!!" Bobby was off like a shot. "CHICKEEEEEENNN!!!!"
Logan almost went after him before it dawned on him what the girl was doing. "You know, he'll do anything for her chicken."
"Yeah, the guy's a freak for it," Ray moaned. He could no longer feel his legs.
"Yeah," Logan drawled out, "he'll do anything. Anything at all."
Sam's eyes went huge. Oh shit. He was gonna be so----
"SAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!! COME HERE, BALL-BOY, I GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY TO YOU!!!!"
--busted.
(Four hours later, Hank shot a tranquilizer in Bobby, who was about to be the first mutant to o.d. on fried chicken.)
)()()()(())()()()()(()())()()(
Not to say revenge couldn't go wrong. Some of them had, and in a big way. Roberto had tried to soak Jean with a bucket of orange dye while flying past on Cannonball, but he'd missed. It was during the girls' sparring practice, so the aim could be excused, but not what happened next.
The entire load had hit Logan dead on.
Everyone had froze. He gritted his teeth and called the two boys down in a fairly calm voice. They'd both landed and walked forward expecting castration. And almost got it.
He motioned both boys closer, until he could almost whisper in their ears. He leaned forward and said softly, "This stops now. Enough is enough."
SHNIK. The claws came out and glinted in the light before moving faster than the eye could see. VIZP, VIZP. Two pairs of pants fell in a heap around the boys ankles, belts sliced perfectly.
Sam and Roberto had understandably passed out.
Logan's warning hadn't come fast enough to stop the last revenge, and best of all. Even if it had misfired.
Sam had loaded Kitty's shampoo with an entire bottle of liquid Nair. Not the lotion, but the kind you normally spread very carefully over very thick hair. It would have worked out perfectly.........but Mr. McCoy had taken a shower before her. His own bathroom had been destroyed in the melee, along with everything in it. Being out of his own brand, he had used some of Kitty's. The resulting scream had been heard by people all the way in town, who wondered what animal those Xavier kids were dissecting alive.
The result: Hank McCoy had gone into his lab, locked the door, and had refused to come out since.
)(*^&*%$)*
thanks for reading!!! Please review!!
Thanks to everyone who said congrats about my engagement. I really blushed and I do appreciate it.
Review response time!!! Yay!!!
Ivan Alias: thanks for the cool quote. And as for this being just a silly story, it will have a serious tone to it soon, I just like to have a good time while getting there.
Minion: you okay? You sound a little stunned. (giggles) but I'm glad you like it!!
Aqueous: I'm so glad you're back reviewing me!! It means a lot to me. And I'm happy you like what I've done so far.
KittKatt001: I'm so jealous of you being in Paris. (sigh) but hey, I'm glad you're having fun! Let me know if anything else happens!
Martin Pettit: he was a samuri? Whoa. That's cool. But was that in Evo- verse or comic-verse?
SperryDee: Kristina gets updated this weekend. And I'm glad you like what I'm doing in this.
Shahrezad1: hope you like this chaos! More to come soon. (evil laugh here)
WinkyBells: first off, I like your name, its cute! Second, thanks for reviewing my fic!
Cannonballboy: really? You want all your friends to read my stuff? Whoa. I'm flattered! And I think I might check out the genocide song, but things simmer down here soon. Thanks so much for reviewing me!!
Anon: yay! Fishy liked it!! Hurray!! (laughs) thanks so much for your kind words, I really appreciate it.
Tokyobabe2040: thank you for the congrats, I blushed. And your first mission, should you choose to accept it, is to tell me more about the guy who enhanced Gambits powers. Like, where was he living, was he very evil, neutral, a mercenary? How old? What's he look like? So what do you say? Help? ( oh, and in my book, credit goes to those who help, always.)
Willa.j: you were fish fish? I didn't mind the name, I just thought it was unusual.
The Uncanny R-man: thanks for the Logan history lesson, I might use it soon. Glad you like this!
MoonlightPheonix3: why wouldn't I take the time to talk to people? You guys are cool, and you have a rather neat sense of humor. Glad to hear from you!
Thanks everybody!
Mima5775
TruelyRouge
A-rog
Sarah
Serpentine013x
Draconic Soul
Angie Chick
FaDiNgSiLvErStAr
Rouge 14
D.Puppy
Mrs. Jean Grey-Summers
Epona04
Killi-2
Demon Ropuge 13
Steph Silverstar
Bluefuzzykitty
Rukinha Lokinha
Beastdog
Shadow-Kitty-Cat
Ruroni
Badlucknumba13
Lady Farevey
Oh, for everyone who asked about the pics of Remy, my beta, red_angel_wings has them. She draws stuff for me too. So go check her out!!!