Gekkou Hayate...
Departure
"Losers deal with what is coming next, and completely forget that I called them losers."
Hayate was resting at a trunk of a tree overlooking his fellow group members talk about the upcoming mission. He got some pills from his pocket and then chased them down his throat with a gush of water from his bottle.
They had just finished training for the mission and now they were going to run cross country in the dense forests to avoid detection and into caves to shorten time. Thinking of this, Hayate lost focus in his eyes. "We're probly goin' to haveta pop soldier pills, with the pills I am taking already…craprolla, I can't tell them apart."
"Deadhead, Deadhead, do you read me?" the clear loud voice of Anko rang into his head set. He muttered his acknowledgement. "This is the Hokage!"
"Nah, no," Hayate said, "ain't it, Anko?"
"These are code names!" Anko revealed. "You're deadhead, I am the Hokage, Gai is Drunky, Genma's Shrooms…"
"Woah, hold up, lady," Hayate interrupted. "Let's not get silly with nicknames or imagining to be things we ain't. Here's my purpose for this mission. We meet with the Sand Genins, and talk to them on the way to see if they know why they would be targeted by Itachi and Orochimaru. It will be gotten to, so ease up."
Purple Haze
"Out of the frying pan and into the fire. Not like the frying pan over a fire wais doing you any good."
Hayate only liked to work a few nights a week, so to keep up rent and his cost to his partying life style, he would take a few jobs while slacking off at all of them. His superiors never known, though he would only take simple jobs like being a bouncer or garden or deliver newspaper. These would be shadow clones as he stood up on a rooftop at the centre of his boundary and smoked a few cigarettes.
"Remember, if they ask me of why I am everywhere," Hayate said to himself, "to say that they are out on patrol and undercover."
This was the reason he did not notice Otohime and did not notice Itachi. The red haired woman dressed in blue ran through him and left with his lung.
"My cigarette, ah!" Hayate fell backwards on broke a plastic foot rest.
"I'll be borrowing this," Otohime said.
Bingo Book "Bingo: game or program?"
Each time a ninja abandoned the village, if they were dangerous enough, then they were added to the bingo book. Hayate was interviewed by Suzume. Last time they reported Itachi.
"Here name is Otohime, she is one of the immortal kamis with the power to remove organs and put them in her without rejection. Her purpose was not acquired." Hayate signaled the nurse to put his respirator back over his mouth.
"Sorry for your misfortune," she said, "I will recommend Kurenai to retrieve her and your organ."
Soldier Pills
"If you have three days to live, I recommend you have a soldier pill. Or is it that if you have a soldier pill, I recommend you life your three days like it was the last of your life?"
Hayate stood against a tree outside the group around a fire.
"Please don't have soldier pills," Hayate mumbled. Ibiki reached into his pocket. "Oh no."
A large blur walked up to him and handed him a pill.
"Crap," Hatake swallowed the pill and sneezed. He banged his head against the tree and the trunk cracked. The softest wind sounded forceful carrying distinctive smell that allowed the nose to direct the head. His attention and memory faded quickly to walking around eager to fight. He saw Anko cutting off the thin bark of a tree and writing on the pale stripped layer. He walked over to her.
"What are you, uh, what are you doing? Doing, how are you?" He asked itching wrist as a bug landed on him. "These pills are too much, because I need to relax, but not like this. This should only be used in battle."
"Huh-huh, ah, yep!" Anko nodded her head shaking the head set a bit. Reaching behind her ear, she pulled out a wire. Her trench coat was pulled back to show a CD player. "Continue on."
They all heard a beep on their headsets that Ibiki started.
"We are going to head to the Fire Country and the Wind Country boarder." Ibiki instructed. "Follow Aoba."
Departure
"Losers deal with what is coming next, and completely forget that I called them losers."
Hayate was resting at a trunk of a tree overlooking his fellow group members talk about the upcoming mission. He got some pills from his pocket and then chased them down his throat with a gush of water from his bottle.
They had just finished training for the mission and now they were going to run cross country in the dense forests to avoid detection and into caves to shorten time. Thinking of this, Hayate lost focus in his eyes. "We're probly goin' to haveta pop soldier pills, with the pills I am taking already…craprolla, I can't tell them apart."
"Deadhead, Deadhead, do you read me?" the clear loud voice of Anko rang into his head set. He muttered his acknowledgement. "This is the Hokage!"
"Nah, no," Hayate said, "ain't it, Anko?"
"These are code names!" Anko revealed. "You're deadhead, I am the Hokage, Gai is Drunky, Genma's Shrooms…"
"Woah, hold up, lady," Hayate interrupted. "Let's not get silly with nicknames or imagining to be things we ain't. Here's my purpose for this mission. We meet with the Sand Genins, and talk to them on the way to see if they know why they would be targeted by Itachi and Orochimaru. It will be gotten to, so ease up."
Purple Haze
"Out of the frying pan and into the fire. Not like the frying pan over a fire wais doing you any good."
Hayate only liked to work a few nights a week, so to keep up rent and his cost to his partying life style, he would take a few jobs while slacking off at all of them. His superiors never known, though he would only take simple jobs like being a bouncer or garden or deliver newspaper. These would be shadow clones as he stood up on a rooftop at the centre of his boundary and smoked a few cigarettes.
"Remember, if they ask me of why I am everywhere," Hayate said to himself, "to say that they are out on patrol and undercover."
This was the reason he did not notice Otohime and did not notice Itachi. The red haired woman dressed in blue ran through him and left with his lung.
"My cigarette, ah!" Hayate fell backwards on broke a plastic foot rest.
"I'll be borrowing this," Otohime said.
Bingo Book "Bingo: game or program?"
Each time a ninja abandoned the village, if they were dangerous enough, then they were added to the bingo book. Hayate was interviewed by Suzume. Last time they reported Itachi.
"Here name is Otohime, she is one of the immortal kamis with the power to remove organs and put them in her without rejection. Her purpose was not acquired." Hayate signaled the nurse to put his respirator back over his mouth.
"Sorry for your misfortune," she said, "I will recommend Kurenai to retrieve her and your organ."
Soldier Pills
"If you have three days to live, I recommend you have a soldier pill. Or is it that if you have a soldier pill, I recommend you life your three days like it was the last of your life?"
Hayate stood against a tree outside the group around a fire.
"Please don't have soldier pills," Hayate mumbled. Ibiki reached into his pocket. "Oh no."
A large blur walked up to him and handed him a pill.
"Crap," Hatake swallowed the pill and sneezed. He banged his head against the tree and the trunk cracked. The softest wind sounded forceful carrying distinctive smell that allowed the nose to direct the head. His attention and memory faded quickly to walking around eager to fight. He saw Anko cutting off the thin bark of a tree and writing on the pale stripped layer. He walked over to her.
"What are you, uh, what are you doing? Doing, how are you?" He asked itching wrist as a bug landed on him. "These pills are too much, because I need to relax, but not like this. This should only be used in battle."
"Huh-huh, ah, yep!" Anko nodded her head shaking the head set a bit. Reaching behind her ear, she pulled out a wire. Her trench coat was pulled back to show a CD player. "Continue on."
They all heard a beep on their headsets that Ibiki started.
"We are going to head to the Fire Country and the Wind Country boarder." Ibiki instructed. "Follow Aoba."