Hey everyone! I'm back with more chaos! But first. (opens laptop and looks
at it) YAY! Reviews! LOL
Ok, let's answer your questions!
Tarock: Argh! Don't even think about it! If I lost that laptop.Argh! Just don't mention it again, ok? LOL ;-)
Fiery Moonlight: The Mary Sue is. Well let's not give away the story, huh? What will the elves do if they see her? Oh, probably run away screaming. LOL
Yuhi- thedoerofevildeeds: You want to join in?!?!? Hmmm. Hang on, I'll ask Strider what he thinks...
Sorry, Yuhi, but Strider is now running away screaming because I told him your name. If you cut the "doer of evil deeds" bit out, he MIGHT consider it. LOL ;-)
Ok, I promise this chapter will be longer! In fact, let's cut all the chat, and get started!
Chapter 8
Just then, a rustle in the bushes made us turn around. The Mary Sue rushed out at us! "Ooooooooooooh!" she drooled. "I see elveses!"
"Oh, elbereth! It's Gollum's evil sister!" I cried out in horror.
"Awwwww!" The Mary Sue had noticed Frodo! "Doesn't he look cute, all helpless like that!" She began to move in for the kill.
"What do we do?" Pippin Squeaked.
"I suggest we go into panic mode and run away screaming!" I said.
"Good plan!" Strider nodded.
"Ok, let's go!" I said
"ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" We yelled, legging it, Glorfindel scooping up Frodo as his horse galloped away from the mad teenager (that's the Mary sue, not me!).
***
As we stopped in the middle of the road to catch our breath, I realised that we hadn't eaten for 3 days! I pulled what was left of the chocolate from Weathertop out of my rucksack and handed it round. Glorfindel was at first rather suspicious of this strange food, but soon dug in when he'd tasted his first bit!
Just as we got up to start the march on, we heard horsemen behind us.
"The Nazgul!" I cried.
"Glorfindel! Take Frodo and ride fast! Quickly!" Strider snapped.
The elf nodded, bent down and whispered to his horse, and galloped off.
It was at this point, my laptop, conveniently realising I hadn't a clue what happened during this bit, solved the problem for me. I keeled over in dead faint.
***
I awoke in Rivendell, to find a strange old man sat by my bed smoking a pipe.
"Ah!" he smiled. "You must be Aragorn's, 'complete and utter moron'!"
"Oh." I said. "And you're Gandalf, right?"
"Indeed." he replied. "Aragorn's told me of your strange knowledge."
Gandalf puffed a smoke ring out of his pipe and asked me to tell him all I knew of what had happened so far. I told him everything, from Bilbo's birthday to present day.
When I'd finished, the wizard sat back and sighed. "I can't understand it at all." He said. "You know all this and yet you didn't see any of it. You say you read it in a book, but that's impossible! According to you, this book hasn't been written yet. No matter." He stood up. "You're here, and that's all there is to it! We are to have a council tomorrow, and I'm sure they'll all want to hear your story!" He left the room.
***
That evening, I made my appearance at dinner. Rivendell was everything I'd imagined it to be! It was a wonderful place! And the elves, they were very friendly people, even if they did give me some strange looks at first!
The thing about elvish food, is that very little of it can fill a grown man. And if you're not a grown man, it can weigh heavily on the stomach! I remember that after my first meal in Rivendell, I didn't eat again for 2 days!
After dinner, I was walking along a corridor with Pippin, when we came upon Aragorn, looking around as if he'd lost something. He looked up. "Have you two seen my sword anywhere?" He asked. We shook our heads. He stared at me for a moment, then walked off.
"You are going to give it back aren't you?" Asked pippin when he was out of earshot.
"Eventually, yes!" I replied with a grin, thinking of Aragorn's shinning sword hidden under my bed!
***
Phew! Long enough for you? LOL!
Oh, and please R&R!
Ok, let's answer your questions!
Tarock: Argh! Don't even think about it! If I lost that laptop.Argh! Just don't mention it again, ok? LOL ;-)
Fiery Moonlight: The Mary Sue is. Well let's not give away the story, huh? What will the elves do if they see her? Oh, probably run away screaming. LOL
Yuhi- thedoerofevildeeds: You want to join in?!?!? Hmmm. Hang on, I'll ask Strider what he thinks...
Sorry, Yuhi, but Strider is now running away screaming because I told him your name. If you cut the "doer of evil deeds" bit out, he MIGHT consider it. LOL ;-)
Ok, I promise this chapter will be longer! In fact, let's cut all the chat, and get started!
Chapter 8
Just then, a rustle in the bushes made us turn around. The Mary Sue rushed out at us! "Ooooooooooooh!" she drooled. "I see elveses!"
"Oh, elbereth! It's Gollum's evil sister!" I cried out in horror.
"Awwwww!" The Mary Sue had noticed Frodo! "Doesn't he look cute, all helpless like that!" She began to move in for the kill.
"What do we do?" Pippin Squeaked.
"I suggest we go into panic mode and run away screaming!" I said.
"Good plan!" Strider nodded.
"Ok, let's go!" I said
"ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" We yelled, legging it, Glorfindel scooping up Frodo as his horse galloped away from the mad teenager (that's the Mary sue, not me!).
***
As we stopped in the middle of the road to catch our breath, I realised that we hadn't eaten for 3 days! I pulled what was left of the chocolate from Weathertop out of my rucksack and handed it round. Glorfindel was at first rather suspicious of this strange food, but soon dug in when he'd tasted his first bit!
Just as we got up to start the march on, we heard horsemen behind us.
"The Nazgul!" I cried.
"Glorfindel! Take Frodo and ride fast! Quickly!" Strider snapped.
The elf nodded, bent down and whispered to his horse, and galloped off.
It was at this point, my laptop, conveniently realising I hadn't a clue what happened during this bit, solved the problem for me. I keeled over in dead faint.
***
I awoke in Rivendell, to find a strange old man sat by my bed smoking a pipe.
"Ah!" he smiled. "You must be Aragorn's, 'complete and utter moron'!"
"Oh." I said. "And you're Gandalf, right?"
"Indeed." he replied. "Aragorn's told me of your strange knowledge."
Gandalf puffed a smoke ring out of his pipe and asked me to tell him all I knew of what had happened so far. I told him everything, from Bilbo's birthday to present day.
When I'd finished, the wizard sat back and sighed. "I can't understand it at all." He said. "You know all this and yet you didn't see any of it. You say you read it in a book, but that's impossible! According to you, this book hasn't been written yet. No matter." He stood up. "You're here, and that's all there is to it! We are to have a council tomorrow, and I'm sure they'll all want to hear your story!" He left the room.
***
That evening, I made my appearance at dinner. Rivendell was everything I'd imagined it to be! It was a wonderful place! And the elves, they were very friendly people, even if they did give me some strange looks at first!
The thing about elvish food, is that very little of it can fill a grown man. And if you're not a grown man, it can weigh heavily on the stomach! I remember that after my first meal in Rivendell, I didn't eat again for 2 days!
After dinner, I was walking along a corridor with Pippin, when we came upon Aragorn, looking around as if he'd lost something. He looked up. "Have you two seen my sword anywhere?" He asked. We shook our heads. He stared at me for a moment, then walked off.
"You are going to give it back aren't you?" Asked pippin when he was out of earshot.
"Eventually, yes!" I replied with a grin, thinking of Aragorn's shinning sword hidden under my bed!
***
Phew! Long enough for you? LOL!
Oh, and please R&R!