Finally an update!
Now, before you all strangle me, let me explain why I haven't updated for so long. Recently, I have applied for a course with the Open University. I was accepted as an under 18 student and I am currently in the middle of a course about mammals. Anyway, because of this, I have not had time to update this story.
But, today I have taken a few minutes out of my busy schedule to write "Chapter 10: the Mary sue attacks and the ring goes south."
Enjoy!
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Chapter 10
We spent some weeks in Rivendell, preparing for our journey. At least, everyone else did. I just spent my time partying, introducing the elves to chocolate, and trying to get the hobbits interested in music (they particularly enjoyed Phil Collins, though they did ask me to explain what in middle earth the man was on about!).
One night, I was sleeping in my room, when I heard a voice from Aragorn's room.
"My precious!"
I sat up in bed. Gollum! I grabbed my sword and crept out of my room towards Aragorn's....
Wait a minute... if that was Gollum, what the heck was he doing in Aragorn's bedroom? Then it hit me, just as I heard someone say. "He's all mine, my precious!"
"MARY SUE! EVERYONE WAKE UP! MARY SUE!"
I flung open the door. The Mary Sue was stood over Aragorn, who was now cowering in the corner, drooling like a mad dog. I leapt at her and grabbed her by the throat. flinging her across the room. I pulled up Aragorn from the floor and dragged him towards the door.
"You can't run away from me!" The Mary Sue yelled after us, sprinting down the corridor. Suddenly she stopped. "Ooooooooooooooh! I see elves!" She grinned manically at the elven archers, who had arrows fitted to their bows. Aragorn and I dashed past them and ran to wake up Gandalf. He was NOT pleased to see us.
When we got back, we saw the elves turning and fleeing. Gandalf raised his staff and yelled, "Listen, drooling wreak! Fly if you value your life!" The Mary Sue stared at him. "Hey! Shut up old man! I'm trying to catch these cute looking elves!" She grinned, pointing at the trembling elven archers cowering behind me.
"I am a servant of the secret fire! Wielder of the...." Began Gandalf.
"Flame of Anor." I finished. "Gandy, just throw a spell or too at it and let us go back to bed!"
Angrily, Gandalf fired a spell at the Mary Sue.
Nothing Happened.
"Aw, damn!" I commented. I opened my laptop and typed, "Suddenly, the Mary Sue vanished, and ended up somewhere in the Misty Mountains."
The Mary Sue vanished, screaming "I'll be back!"
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Next morning, the company set out from Rivendell, heading out on our long, dangerous adventure! While the rest were all looking serious, I was running along merrily at the back, singing, "Go south! Where the ring wraiths are! Go south! We can go by car! Go south..."
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Hope you enjoy! Oh, and please R&R!
Now, before you all strangle me, let me explain why I haven't updated for so long. Recently, I have applied for a course with the Open University. I was accepted as an under 18 student and I am currently in the middle of a course about mammals. Anyway, because of this, I have not had time to update this story.
But, today I have taken a few minutes out of my busy schedule to write "Chapter 10: the Mary sue attacks and the ring goes south."
Enjoy!
***
Chapter 10
We spent some weeks in Rivendell, preparing for our journey. At least, everyone else did. I just spent my time partying, introducing the elves to chocolate, and trying to get the hobbits interested in music (they particularly enjoyed Phil Collins, though they did ask me to explain what in middle earth the man was on about!).
One night, I was sleeping in my room, when I heard a voice from Aragorn's room.
"My precious!"
I sat up in bed. Gollum! I grabbed my sword and crept out of my room towards Aragorn's....
Wait a minute... if that was Gollum, what the heck was he doing in Aragorn's bedroom? Then it hit me, just as I heard someone say. "He's all mine, my precious!"
"MARY SUE! EVERYONE WAKE UP! MARY SUE!"
I flung open the door. The Mary Sue was stood over Aragorn, who was now cowering in the corner, drooling like a mad dog. I leapt at her and grabbed her by the throat. flinging her across the room. I pulled up Aragorn from the floor and dragged him towards the door.
"You can't run away from me!" The Mary Sue yelled after us, sprinting down the corridor. Suddenly she stopped. "Ooooooooooooooh! I see elves!" She grinned manically at the elven archers, who had arrows fitted to their bows. Aragorn and I dashed past them and ran to wake up Gandalf. He was NOT pleased to see us.
When we got back, we saw the elves turning and fleeing. Gandalf raised his staff and yelled, "Listen, drooling wreak! Fly if you value your life!" The Mary Sue stared at him. "Hey! Shut up old man! I'm trying to catch these cute looking elves!" She grinned, pointing at the trembling elven archers cowering behind me.
"I am a servant of the secret fire! Wielder of the...." Began Gandalf.
"Flame of Anor." I finished. "Gandy, just throw a spell or too at it and let us go back to bed!"
Angrily, Gandalf fired a spell at the Mary Sue.
Nothing Happened.
"Aw, damn!" I commented. I opened my laptop and typed, "Suddenly, the Mary Sue vanished, and ended up somewhere in the Misty Mountains."
The Mary Sue vanished, screaming "I'll be back!"
***
Next morning, the company set out from Rivendell, heading out on our long, dangerous adventure! While the rest were all looking serious, I was running along merrily at the back, singing, "Go south! Where the ring wraiths are! Go south! We can go by car! Go south..."
***
Hope you enjoy! Oh, and please R&R!