Hey! Me again! Now, to answer your questions I have received via my E-Mail (Eagle Mail) Service.

Wow, this is a great story! I really think it's going somewhere. So, are you just going to go through the Fellowship of the Ring, or onto the Two Towers and Return of the King? Rocky.

Well, Rock, it's going right through to ROTK. So don't worry! It's gonna be cool!

I just want to ask, when the fellowship breaks up, where would you be? And since u would know about Bormir (spelling?) trying to take the ring, r u going to get along with him at all? Funny story, update soon! Fireymoonlight.

Well fireguy, I guess I'll be deciding where to go! I mean should I go with Frodo or what? Or shall I do all of the journeys? Gotta keep you all guessing! As for Boromir, yeah, we'll get on ok. I mean, we've got to! It's not his fault is it? I blame the evil guy.

Congrats!! Hm, I hope you try to continue sumtime this...month?? Year? decade?? Millenum?? Yuhi-thedoerofevildeeds.

Well, yuhi, I guess this answers you question! Here's a new chapter! Oh, BTW, you will be in the story still, so don't worry. I'll bring you in at some point.

This is really funny! But what happens when the battery of the laptop begins to die?! WHAT WILL HAPPEN! And make it so the Mery Sue finds them again real soon, and she just like apperes out of no where and is right in front of them with her other evil Mary Sue friends! BWA HAHAHA! Persephone's-Child.

Well Phersephone's Kid, if the battery went, the story would finish! So, that is not gonna happen! As for the Mary Sue, you'll find out. BAWAHAHAHAHA!

IS IT GOING TO TAKE U A DECADE TO JUST UPDATE A FEW SHORT CHAPTERS?! WHEN IS THE NEXT CHAPTER COMING?!?

Sorry for the outburst, but I just had to get that off my chest. When are u going to update anyways? This story was amusing to just be abandoned. Reader.

GAH! DON'T KILL ME! PLEASE! Oh wait,. you aren't going to. Well, I'm really sorry, but I've been really busy with work at the moment and haven't had time to update. BUT, today I have written a new chapter! So spare me. Please?

Well, folks, I guess that answers your questions! now, on to the story!

Chapter 11

It was cold. Blooming cold! It was snowing. Oh, and it was cold, let's not forget that.

The hobbits weren't exactly enthusiastic about climbing the mountain, but then, I wasn't too enthusiastic about being caught by the white wizard! I didn't have the heart to tell Gandalf we'd be going through Moria anyway, so I let him get on with it.

"I'm cold!" I moaned. "Anyone bring hot chocolate?"

"What? I tried making that stuff hot, but it melted!" Sam complained.

I sighed. Opening my laptop once more, I typed away and "suddenly 10 flasks of hot chocolate were falling from the sky".

Ten minutes later, everyone was warm again. Except me. I feel the cold...

Several miles later, Legolas (the show off) walked on the snow and heard a "fell voice on the air".

"It's Saruman!" Gandalf and I yelled. Followed shortly afterwards by a rock falling on my head.

"He's trying to bring down the mountain! We must turn back!" Cried Aragorn.

"No!" Cried Gandalf

"Yes!" I cried.

Gandalf ignored me and did his yelling at the mountain. This failed, as you know, and the mountain collapsed on us. However, it did get a little calmer. Especially under the snow. When we eventually dug ourselves out, we had an argument about where to go next, which I settled by turning numerous people into other numerous people (for example, Frodo now had a major obsession with his hair, while Legolas was wondering why he had a ring strung around his neck.) Several minutes later, we trudged down the mountain towards the mines of Moria.

"The walls or Moria!" Gimli gasped.

"You don't say!" I mumbled crossly.

We were now coming up towards a big, scary lake. Beside this big, scary lake, was a big, scary mountain. Beside this big, scary mountain was a big, scary Mary Sue. Beside the big, scary Mary Sue...

A BIG, SCARY MARY SUE?!?

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" I yelled, turning the other way. At this point, I was seized by Boromir and Aragorn and dragged unceremoniously towards the big, scary lake, beside the big, scary mountain, beside the big, scary... you get the drift.

"Ooooh! I see hobbitses, and elveses!" The Mary Sue grinned evilly.

Gandalf drew himself up to full height and fired a spell at the Mary Sue.

Nothing happened.

"Ok, I know the Mary Sue's one weakness!" I yelled.

"WHAT?" yelled everyone else.

I put my hand into my rucksack and drew out a bar of chocolate.

"Here, Mary Sue! I have sugar!" I grinned, throwing it at the teenager.

"YIPPEE! SUGAR!" The Mary Sue dashed past us into the darkness.

"Phew!" I sighed.

Gandalf walked towards where he knew the doors to be. He muttered something about Starlight and Moonlight. Then the moon came out from behind the clouds. The doors stood out in the darkness like the sun on a summers day.

Gandalf read the words inscripted above the doors.

"The doors of Durin, lord of Moria. Speak, friend, and enter."

"What do you suppose that means?" asked Merry.

"It's quite simple. If you a friend you speak the password and the doors will open." Gandalf replied. He cleared hsi throat and prepared to speak.

"The password is melon. Can we go in now?" I asked, as the doors swung open. Everyone stared at me but said nothing.