Hello. My name's Tommy Pickles Throughout this story, I'll be writing in this bold, rather confident typeface.

Hello. My name's Chuckie Finster. And I'll be writing in this relaxed, more elegant font.
Now Chuckie Finster isn't really a name you're going to see all that much in this story, I'd go back and read it again.

A little whle ago, Chuckie and I...

That's me.

...set off on a journey that should never really have happened. It was something that would take us tens of thousands of miles around the world, meeting dozens of strangers, all of whom have one vital thing in common.
But I'm sure you'll work out what that is as you read on...


The most worrying thing about the story you are about to read is that it is true. Entirely, painfully true.
Read the story. Pity us. And then prey that it never happens to you.

Or, follow in our footsteps and do it yourself.

No, don't do that.

Thank you


This is a parody of the brilliant book "Are you Dave Gorman?". The story of a journey around the world that involves many of his name sakes.

I thought it would be fun for those who are not firmilliar with Dave to found out about him.

Oh and I own nothing!!!