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"Sonic's Modern Life!"
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY SONIC CHARACTERS! I DO OWN MY FAN-CHARACTERS, WHICH ARE LISTED BELOW! IF THIS STORY'S PLOT, STRUCTURE, OR STYLE IS SIMILAR TO YOURS, THAT IS COINCIDENCE!
Fan Characters:
Ohm the Hedgehog
Species: Hedgehog
Color: Navy blue fur with white patch shaped like a diamond on chest. Quills like Shadow but are spiked up at the ends. Usually wears a T-shirt and jeans of some sort/
Eyes: Blue
Likes: Amp, Chaos emeralds, Football
Dislikes: Eggman, Math
Other: Girlfriend: Amp, Best Friends: Shadow, Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, Rouge, Amy, and Cream.
Amp the Hedgehog
Species: Hedgehog
Color: White with sky blue tips on quills. Quills like Amy's. She usually wears jeans with a light blue shirt.
Eyes: Sky blue
Likes: Ohm, money, power, soccer
Dislikes: Eggman, English
Other: Boyfriend: Ohm, Best friends: Shadow, Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, Rouge, Amy, and Cream.
Ages of characters. 6 years after Sonic Heroes. No flames plz
Sonic: 21
Knuckles: 22
Shadow: Unknown, but he looks 23
Tails: 14
Rouge: 23
Amy: 18
Cream: 12
Ohm: 21
Amp: 21
Episode 1: "The Cologne"
Ohm the Hedgehog was surfing the Internet on a sunny Saturday when he went on EBay. He wanted new cologne so he could act more masculine and impress his friends. He typed in "Cologne" in the search bar and many different kinds came up.
"Damn, all these auctions end in 3 days!" muttered Ohm. "I'll go to the Calvin Klein outlet store to get some cologne today!"
Ohm got up and walked down to the outlet mall, which was down the street from his house. He looked around and saw the CK store. It was large, green, and made of stone which looked like marble.
"I hope I can find a good cologne here!" said Ohm as he walked into the store. As soon as he walked in, a green duck walked up to Ohm and greeted him.
"Hello sir" said the duck with a British accent. "I'm Niles. Is there any way I can help you?"
"Yeah, I'm looking for a good cologne," replied Ohm. "The best one you got, as in really impress the ladies if you know what I mean!"
"Of course sir," said Niles. "Follow me."
Niles led Ohm to the perfume section. It was a large glass case filled with many bottles of fragrances.
"I want the most expensive and most powerful one you have, Niles." said Ohm.
"Oh dear, you want a really powerful cologne," muttered Niles. "Well then, follow me."
Niles led Ohm to the back of the store. He pointed to a door that said 'Employees only.'
"I'll be right back," said Niles. He walked into the room and came out a minute later holding a blue bottle about the size of a soda can. He handed it to Ohm, who looked at it curiously.
"What is it?" asked Ohm.
"That," said Niles. "That's the Teniam cologne. It is made with a rare flower, which emits a fragrance that only the female's brain can intercept and decipher. It will make any woman who smells it attracted to you, mentally and physically. Mostly physically. And it smells good! Be warned though, the girls will do anything to get at you! Use with care!"
"Whoa," said Ohm, not thinking at the moment. "I'll take it!"
"Well than, let's go to the cash register, shall we?" asked Niles. He led Ohm to the register and rang up the total.
"That'll be $598.04, sir," said Niles.
Ohm handed Niles his credit card and Niles put it through the machine. He grabbed a receipt and handed it Ohm with the credit card and a bag with the cologne in it.
"Thanks!" said Niles. "Enjoy your cologne!"
Ohm walked out of the store and saw Knuckles and Rouge talking at a table outside of the Dairy Queen. They saw Ohm and waved at him. Ohm smiled and walked over.
"Hey guys," said Ohm. "What's up?"
"I'm just enjoying life," responded Knuckles. "With my love."
"Wow Knuckles, you've really become a fruit!" muttered Ohm.
"What do you mean?" asked Knuckles.
"I mean, Sonic told me that when you fought with him on the space colony ARK, you were tough and stuff," said Ohm shrugging. "Ever since you and Rouge started going out, you've been acting really weird..."
"Oh yeah? I'll have you know I'm as tough as ever, Ohm!" growled Knuckles.
Ohm smiled. "Course you are, fruit!" he said while laughing.
"That's it!" yelled Knuckles. He leaped out of his seat and in front of Ohm. Ohm smirked and stepped back. Knuckles growled and threw a punch at Ohm, who dodged it. Knuckles then tackled Ohm, causing him to throw up the bag with the cologne. The bottle flew down and broke on top of Knuckles, drenching him and Ohm in the cologne.
"My $600 cologne!" exclaimed Ohm. "Thanks a lot, knucklehead!"
"What, it's just cologne!" said Knuckles. "It will come off after a shower, right?"
"This cologne," said Ohm, realizing what he had bought and was covered in. "It will attract woman to you, mentally and sexually!"
"What?!" asked Knuckles in disbelief. "No way!"
"Ahem, oh boys!" said Rouge seductively.
Ohm and Knuckles looked up to see Rouge eyeing them like they were steaks, and she was starving.
"Uh, hey?" asked Ohm, raising an eyebrow.
"Ohm, look!" said Knuckles.
Ohm and Knuckles were surrounded by a group of 50 girls, each one grinning at them.
"Uh oh..." murmured Ohm. "The wind carried the cologne's scent!"
"Take us!" yelled the girls.
"Take us?" asked Knuckles. "Ohm, what does that mean?"
"They want to have sex with us," said Ohm. "We should get out of here!"
"Why?" asked Knuckles. "Knowing you are a pervert, why do YOU want to leave?"
"Those girls will do ANYTHING to get it on with us Knuckles!" said Ohm nervously. "They'll be blinded by the cologne and will tear us apart!"
"Okay," muttered Knuckles. "But why did you buy this cologne?"
"I don't know!" said Ohm. "Now run!"
"What?" asked Knuckles. "I-"
Before Knuckles could finish his sentence Ohm grabbed him and ran down the street, with the group of ladies chasing them.
"This is like some episode of a CRAZY animé!" yelled Ohm as he ran as fast as he could, with Knuckles following him, the girls chasing them.
Can Ohm and Knuckles survive? What will happen?