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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY SONIC CHARACTERS! I DO OWN MY FAN-CHARACTERS THAT ARE LISTED IN CHAPTER ONE! IF THIS STORY'S PLOT, STRUCTURE, OR STYLE IS SIMILAR TO YOURS, THAT IS COINCIDENCE!
"Sonic's Modern Life!"
The Cologne Part II!
Ohm and Knuckles ran down Main Street, a large mob of girls chasing them. They had been running for 20 straight minutes, ever since Knuckles smashed the cologne that Ohm bought.
"So why did you buy that cologne?!" asked Knuckles, very irritated.
"Uh... I thought it smelled nice!" said Ohm.
"You bought it because of this whole "girls want to have sex with you thing" didn't you?!" asked Knuckles.
"No way!" yelled Ohm. "I wasn't paying attention when the salesman said that! Besides I have Amp! I can get laid anytime!"
"Not paying attention, what else is new Ohm?!" growled Knuckles.
"Shut up knucklehead!" yelled Ohm. "Aha! There's my house, let's hide there!"
Ohm and Knuckles nodded to each other and took off in a burst of speed, running as fast as they could towards Ohm's house. It was a sky blue, medium-sized house with an orange roof. It looked very average. Ohm and Knuckles bolted right through the door, smashing it to pieces.
"Oh no!" yelled Ohm. "The door!"
"We have to put something really heavy in front of that doorway!" said Knuckles.
Ohm looked around and saw a very large wooden bookcase in the corner of the living room. He went over and began to pull on it.
"This'll work!" he said smiling.
Knuckles grinned and went over to help Ohm. Together, the hedgehog and echidna lifted the massive bookcase and put it in front of the door.
"Whew, now those girls can't get us!" said Knuckles, very relieved.
"We're not done yet!" said Ohm.
"What?" asked Knuckles. "What isn't done?"
"We have to find a freaking antidote, that's what!" said Ohm.
"Why do we have to find an antidote?" asked Knuckles. "Let's just take a shower! That'll get rid of it!"
"It can't!" said Ohm. "That cologne, when applied, somehow spreads the appealing smell by rearranging our hormones, skin cells, and everything else!"
"Holy crap!" yelled Knuckles. "We have to get that antidote, FAST!"
"Alright!" said Ohm. "But we have to leave the house... and those girls are out there..."
"No problem!" said Knuckles. "On three, we make a run for it!"
"Right!" said Ohm. "One... two... three!"
Ohm and Knuckles punched the bookcase apart and ran through the doorway. The mob of girls saw them and screamed with joy. Ohm was distracted by the scream and ran into a pole. He fell over, out cold. Knuckles turned around and ran backwards to see what the girls were up to. Not noticing where he was going, Knuckles tripped over Ohm's body and bumped his head on a rock, knocking him out as well.
"Wow! Look!" said a random girl pointing to Ohm and Knuckles.
Rouge chuckled evilly. "Now we can do as we please to them!"
Knuckles' eyes slowly opened. He tried to get up, but he couldn't move his arms. He looked around and saw he was tied to a bed in a hotel room! Knuckles screamed and tried to break free, but he couldn't break the rope. He glanced to his left and saw Ohm, tied to another bed, and still out cold. The door to the room opened and Rouge and Amy Rose walked in. Knuckles glanced at them curiously.
"What do you want?" asked Knuckles.
Rouge laughed and grabbed a hypodermic needle. She poked Knuckles' arms and legs with the needle.
"What was that about?" asked Knuckles. "Wait a minute...my arms and legs are going numb!"
"Now you can't escape!" taunted Amy.
"Please, don't hurt us!" groaned Knuckles.
Rouge sat down on the bed next to Knuckles and rubbed his head.
"What the hell are you doing?" asked Knuckles.
"Petting you!" said Rouge.
"What?! I think the cologne has messed up your head!" exclaimed Knuckles.
"Yeah, an overexposure to such large amounts!" said Ohm.
"You're awake?" asked Knuckles.
"Yeah!" said Ohm. "I can't believe I ran into a pole... again!"
Knuckles rolled his eyes. "What the hell does Amp see in you?"
"Ha ha... very funny!" said Ohm sarcastically. "Let's get out of here!"
"I can't move!" said Knuckles. "They injected some stuff in my limbs that makes them fall asleep!"
"You've gotta be kidding me!" groaned Ohm.
"Now!" said Amy loudly, causing Ohm and Knuckles to glance at her. "It's time for Ohm's and Knuckles' 'treatment'!"
"Oh man!" said Knuckles. "What do we do?"
"Hey, there's a phone next to me!" exclaimed Ohm. "I can use this to call for help!"
"So do it!" yelled Knuckles. "Your arms are free!"
Ohm nodded and picked up the phone. He reached over and punched in the room service number.
"Hello, room service?" asked Ohm. "Yeah this is room uh... uh... what's this room's number, Knuckles?!"
"How should I know?!" growled Knuckles.
"Amy, what's this room's number?" asked Ohm.
"Room 69!" said Amy winking. "But seriously it's 69, why?"
"Uh... room service?" asked Ohm. "We need help in room 69, wait a minute... 69? Ew!"
"What's going on?" asked the person on the phone.
"There is a crazed hedgehog and bat and they are going to have sex with us!" said Ohm. "Against our wishes!"
"Ok..." said the person on the phone in a very confused tone. "We'll send someone up!"
"Thank you!" said Ohm, very relieved.
There was a knock on the door and a female security guard walked in. She was about Rouge's size, in all aspects, and was a blue rabbit. She wore a blue uniform and carried a pistol with her.
"Whoa," said Ohm. "She's pretty hot!"
"Wait a minute..." said Knuckles. "She's a SHE!"
Ohm realized what Knuckles meant and his eyes grew wide.
"What's all the trouble here?" asked the guard. "And what's that smell?"
"NO!" yelled Ohm. "Don't sniff!"
It was too late; the rabbit took a deep whiff of the cologne smell and coughed.
"What is this stuff?!" she asked Ohm. "You sexy hedgehog..."
"Uh... gotta make a phone call!" said Ohm.
Ohm reached for the phone and dialed the number to Tails' workshop.
"Hello?" asked Tails on the phone.
"Tails?" asked Ohm. "Thank god I got you!"
"Why?" asked Tails. "What's going on?"
"Well," said Ohm. "It started when I went to the Calvin Klein store to buy cologne. Then the green duck dude gave me this funky cologne called "Teniam" and said that any girl who sniffs it will be attracted to you, mentally and sexually! Knuckles and I got into a little fight and the contents of the entire bottle of cologne fell on us. Then about 50 girls began to chase us down Main Street! Knuckles and I ran into my house for a break from running. We knew of an antidote and we decided that we had to find it! As soon as we left I ran into a pole. Knuckles tripped over me and got knocked out too. Next thing I know, I wake up and I'm in a room in the Holiday Inn! Rouge, Amy, and some hot security guard are here and are gonna... well... you know..."
"I see," said Tails. "Well then, I'll go find an antidote!"
"Is Sonic there?" asked Ohm.
"Yeah, he's here." said Tails.
"Good!" said Ohm. "Tell him to come to room 69 in the Holiday Inn near my house!"
"Sure!" said Tails. "Hey Sonic, Ohm needs you to go to room 69 in the Holiday Inn near his house!"
"Why?" asked Sonic.
"Uh... Amy's there!" said Tails.
"Amy!" said Sonic. "Okay I'm going!"
"Neat!" said Tails. "Sonic's on his way!"
"Great!" exclaimed Ohm. "Now fin that antidote!"
"Right!" said Tails. "Good luck!"
"Yeah, whatever!" groaned Ohm as he hung up the phone.
"So is he coming?" asked Knuckles.
"Sonic's on his way here to help us," said Ohm. "Tails is gonna find the antidote for the Teniam plant."
"Great!" said Knuckles.
Rouge cleared her throat. "Let's get them girls!"
"Oh no!" said Knuckles.
"This is wrong!" said Ohm. "Where is Sonic?"
Sonic ran towards the Holiday Inn at full speed. When he was halfway there he tripped on a rock. Turning around to see what he tripped on, he ran into a pole. He fell over, out cold...
Will Ohm and Knuckles survive? Can Tails find the antidote in time? To be continued...