DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY SONIC CHARACTERS! I DO OWN MY FAN-CHARACTERS THAT ARE LISTED IN CHAPTER ONE! IF THIS STORY'S PLOT, STRUCTURE, OR STYLE IS SIMILAR TO YOURS, THAT IS COINCIDENCE!

"Sonic's Modern Life!"

Episode 1 Part III!

Ohm looked around for a way to get free as Amy and the security guard approached him. He saw a letter opener next to the phone. He reached for it and was about to grab it, but Amy snatched it away.

"Don't you think about escaping!" said Amy shaking her finger.

"But I don't want to have sex!" groaned Ohm. "Not now and with Amy!"

"Hey! What's wrong with me?" asked Amy, pouting.

"Well, you're Sonic's girlfriend!" muttered Ohm.

"Yeah, but I feel a strong urge to get it on with you!" said Amy, grinning.

"Damn!" yelled Ohm as Amy leaped onto the bed he was tied to.

Tails had immediately gotten on the computer after his phone conversation with Ohm. He typed the phrase "Teniam plant" in the Google search bar. As soon as he hit the enter key, only two results came up, one being in Chinese.

"Darn, I can't read Chinese!" muttered Tails. "I better check the other one!"

Tails clicked on the other icon. A new window opened, showing a picture of a blue flower similar in shape to a rose. Tails eyes grew wide as he read the description of the plant, which was written below.

"The Teniam plant is a rare classification of flower known as the "sex plant". It contains rare chemicals that change the neural patterns of a female's brain if inhaled. The resulting change increases the sex drive and creates an attraction to the source of the smell. In the older days ugly men used the Teniam plant to attract beautiful women and create families. It is rare today as the Teniam plant can only grow on an island named Colzone X, which is now a nuclear weapon testing area.

There is only one antidote that is known to erase the Teniam chemicals, a mixture of petroleum jelly and olive oil. Simply dump the mixture onto the source of the chemical and the effects will immediately dissipate."

"Alright!" said Tails happily. "I found the antidote, now I have to go buy petroleum jelly and olive oil."

Tails opened a drawer under the computer monitor, a wallet inside of it. He grabbed the wallet and left the room. After he put on his shoes, he locked his house and left for the supermarket in Station Square.

Amy leaped onto the bed as Ohm struggled to get free. Ohm then grabbed the ropes and pulled on them as hard as he could, trying to break them.

"It's working!" exclaimed Knuckles. "The ropes are breaking, Ohm!"

Ohm pulled as hard as could on the ropes, which slowly began to rip apart. He growled as the ropes broke, with a loud snap.

"Whew," muttered Ohm, sweating and tired. "That was kind of tough!"

"Now's not the time to brag!" yelled Knuckles. "Untie me!"

Ohm nodded and walked over to Knuckles, grabbing the letter opener out of Amy's hands. With a swift slicing motion he cut the ropes around Knuckles, setting him free.

"There you go!" said Ohm. "Now let's go!"

"Um... Ohm?" asked Knuckles.

"What?"

"My limbs are numb..."

"Damn it all, what do we do?"

"You'll have to carry me."

"No way!"

"C'mon Ohm, we have to get out of here!"

"Fine, but you owe me SO much for this!"

Ohm picked up Knuckles, with some difficulty, and ran out of the hotel room. He looked around in the hallway and saw an exit sign at the end.

"There we go!" said Ohm as he ran for the exit, Knuckles in his arms.

Tails walked into the supermarket and immediately went to the baking section, looking for oil. When he got there he saw Espio the Chameleon, Charmy Bee, and Vector the Crocodile looking at the cake mixes, a shopping cart in front of them.

"Hey guys!" said Tails waving at them.

"Tails!" squealed Charmy.

"Greetings once again" said Espio.

"What are you shopping for?" asked Vector.

"Petroleum jelly and olive oil," muttered Tails.

"Aisle 4," said an employee standing next to Charmy.

"Thanks," said Tails.

He headed to aisle 4 and saw bottles of olive oil on the left shelves and jars of petroleum jelly on the right. He quickly grabbed 2 bottles of oil and 3 jars of jelly and ran to the cash register.

"That will be $12.65," said the cashier.

Tails quickly handed him a $10 bill and $5 bill. The cashier opened the register, grabbing $2.35.

"Your change is $2.35," he muttered handing Tails a bag.

"Thanks!" said Tails.

After grabbing the bag, Tails left the supermarket and headed to the Station Square Holiday Inn.

Ohm quickly ran towards the exit, with Amy, Rouge, and the security guard in hot pursuit. When he reached the main lobby, he looked around and saw the massive spinning doors that led to the outside.

"Yeah!" he exclaimed.

"An exit!" said Knuckles.

"Right," muttered Ohm. "Let's get the hell out of here!"

Ohm and Knuckles ran out of the hotel and saw Sonic lying on the ground, unconscious, next to a very dented pole.

"Whoa," muttered Ohm.

"Ohm, Knuckles!" yelled Tails.

Ohm turned around to see Tails run up to them, a grocery bag in his arms. The young fox quickly put the bag down next to Ohm and pulled out the olive oil bottles.

"Pour this all over you and Knuckles," said Tails.

"Here, kiss my ass," muttered Ohm. "No way, little buddy!"

"Ohm!" groaned Tails. "This will cancel the effects of the cologne, idiot!"

"Really?" asked Ohm in excitement. "Okay, give me it!"

Ohm put Knuckles onto the ground and grabbed the olive oil bottles.

"Oh boys!" yelled Amy from the hotel entrance.

"Great," moaned Knuckles. "They're here..."

Tails grabbed Ohm's shirt and began to rub his face with it.

"What the hell are you doing?" asked Ohm.

"I'll distract them!" said Tails. "Leave some oil and jelly for me, use the rest on yourselves."

"Right!" said Ohm. "I'm on it!"

Will Tails' plan work? Find out on the next chapter of Sonic's Modern Life!