Disclaimer: *is in the Bahamas in a Speedo getting his tan on*
Me: *is here* I have an announcement! Currently This fanfic and the other named 'Don't Ask' is currently in a tie on reviews. It shall now become a contest between the two. For if I made it against all the ones I'm writing, 'American Girls...' is in the lead over twice fold. It has 90 reviews... So how about we show that the first is NOT the worst and work on getting to 50, yes 50 reviews.
Hiei: ...I say make all those 11 reviews flames to show her how much the first one is the worst. In fact flame them all. Make me happy instead of the baka bitch.
Me: -.- *eye twitches* You better run... far away...
Hiei: Hn. *sits comfortably in a tree that somehow just appeared there* Just do the usual and get this over with so I can leave.
Me: Grr... fine. Callisto bumps into Sakyo in the city when walking around. Botan, Yusuke and Kurama have a meeting in a park or woods to talk about Callisto's outburst. Kurama brought about a sarcastic and slightly insulting side about and then I ended the chapter short.
Hiei: Now enjoy the damn chapter that most likely sucks.
Me: .... *goes into some huddled corner and stay quiet as the chapter starts*
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Some Teacher: *is writing on a board very complicated math equations* If you ever understand this formula and succeed in solving it, most likely multi dimensional transportation can be achieved. Which is virtually impossible for dividing the gradient of the products cube. (A/N: I must make this confusing. If its in some way tangible to grasp... Then go me)
Kurama: *in a chair towards the front copying down the formula* **Thinking* I guess it is none of our concern then?*end thinking**
Youko: **Is in Kurama's head answering* None what so ever. You will forget about the hanyou and just ignore her presence from now on*end transmission**
Kurama: **thinking* You have had some dealings with her after that raid haven't you Youko? *End thinking**
Youko: **In Kurama's mind* I said you will forget it Minamino! Now just return to your damned studies* Closes the link off temporarily to stop the conversation *end that transmission too... obviously**
Kurama: **thinking* I will find out what your so eager to hide Youko. You can not keep it in forever* end thinking** *Kurama looked back up to see his teacher staring at him, his notes full of what looked to be doodles *
Some Teacher: Mister Minamino... You seemed somewhat bored of my teachings. Would sending you to the hall with some written work keep you more occupied, or will it just cause you to draw even more?
Other Students: *laugh quietly at Kurama*
Kurama: *smirks at the teacher* I just have a different method to go about the notes sensei. *He went about explaining each doodle to his teacher how each one meant whatever the teacher said. Though it was all a lie and he knew it meant something else*
****In Genkai's forest, about half way from the road and the temple****
Hiei: *is examining the area by the lake where he saw the 'spy' come about before flying away* Hawk demon... *picks up a bit of dirt, rubs it between two fingers and drops it, blood on the fingers now* Also injured... Good
Genkai: *comes up from the path* Hiei... get off my property. There's no reason for you to be here. Go annoy the dumb ass and his friend
Hiei: Hn. Look Genkai, I'm not leaving till I find out what else was here. So go train your new pupil or something woman.
Genkai: *She glares at Hiei dangerously* You will respect me if your to stay around my lands kid. Leave now and don't you fucking dare come back till you remember that.
Hiei: Hn. Fine, but see if I care upon hearing that you died again from some demon coming through your pathetic defenses. *He blurs off to somewhere off the temple properties* **Thinking* That old hag is gonna end up killed if she keeps up with the damn act*
Genkai: *sighs and turns to walk back to the temple* Jaganshi... your playing a game that you know nothing of. *walks back and hits Touya in the head with a paper fan* I said get to work you damned slacker!
Touya: *was asleep from exhaustion next to a giant spike, but is now up and rubbing his head* Look old woman-
Genkai: *kicks Touya in the stomach along with a series of punched* Pick it up slacker!
Touya: *gets hit with the kick and a few punches before understanding that their training and goes to block and dodge them all*
*****Outside of Sarayashi High the next day in the morning. Yusuke, as usual, is getting dragged off to school by Keiko*****
Yusuke: Damn it Keiko, I can walk on my fucking own!
Keiko: *drops Yusuke* Look Yusuke, don't pull that act with me. I don't care if your defending your reputation in front of all the gangs, you give me that tongue again and I'll hurt you so hard that your gonna think your in limbo! *walks into the school and goes to homeroom ahead of Yusuke, meeting up some of her friends*
Yusuke: Right... and I'm going to be beaten by Kuwabara in a match. *gets up, lights a bogey and walks into the school to homeroom*
**A paper ball hits Yusuke in the face, lighting it up with the end of the bogey, thus hitting his hair setting him on fire**
Yusuke: SHIT! GET THIS FUCKING FIRE OUT! *is using his hands to extinguish the blaze, which is huge from the gel on Yusuke's hair*
Most of the class: *are laughing their heads off pointing at Yusuke*
Keiko: Oh my... *goes to get a bucket of water and dumps it on Yusuke's head* Yusuke are you alright?!
Kuwabara: Wouldn't be the first time he was almost barbeque
Yusuke: *hair is down and mostly burned off* Shut up Kuwabara, or would you want me to smash your damn face in and roast it with my- *is cut off with Keiko hitting him in the head with her bag* Damn it Keiko!
Keiko: Would you rather spill everything here and deal with your boss?
Yusuke: ..uh.. good point.
Keiko: Then just sit down! *goes to her own chair and sits, opening her books and studying* Shouldn't be smoking in school anyways... own fault...
Yusuke: *mutters something none can understand and sits at his own desk. He turns around to face Kuwabara* Hey you see Callisto yet?
Kuwabara: Uh... yeah... She's right there *points to the desk in front of Yusuke, which has Callisto, in her altered school uniform, sitting in it reading to herself*
Yusuke: *Sweat-drops in the back of the head* Yea.. I knew that... Just checking to make sure your damn head didn't forget last time a paved it into the ground...
Kuwabara: Damn it Urameshi! You wanna fucking start something?!
Callisto: *turns around, with a deadly look in her eyes* Will you both shut your fucking mouths or do you require assistance? I'd be glad to cut your tongues out for you to be of some help.
Yusuke and Kuwabara: *shuts up and look at their desk*
Callisto: That's what I thought.
Intercom: Riot Callisto, to the principle's office NOW.
Callisto: Fuck this shit... *gets up and leaves the homeroom and just when she looks to enter the principle's office, she turns and walks right outside. Stopping at the gate, she opens up a small box and slips a white small disk into her mouth, letting it dissolve*
Principle: *grabs Callisto by the collar of her shirt* I called you to my office, not the front gates.
Callisto: Damn you just leave me the fuck alone! *gets out of the principle's grip and straightens her clothes* I don't require taking your orders. I am much older than you after all.
Principle: You would love to believe that Miss Riot now wouldn't you. Now come with me. We have a few issues to discuss. *walks to the office*
Callisto: Fuck... *follows the principle just to keep it on the down low. Enters the office behind the principle and sits down*
Principle: *sits behind the desk* Do you even know why your in here now?
Callisto: No. Why don't you go about and fucking tell me. I'm dying to know. *rolls eyes in sarcasm and boredom*
Principle: *ignores whatever Callisto said, like all principles do when they ask a question to a student and takes out a pretty thick folder* You seem to have built up quite a record in your 2 other days here. *opens the folder and starts to read it* Assault on several student. Freezing the emergency fire hoses. Somehow freezing a whole classrooms feet to the ground, including the teacher. Disrespecting your superiors. Smoking on campus. Using drugs on campus. Weapon possession. Threatening students and teachers alike. Need I go on?
Callisto: I didn't want you to start in the first place. So, no, I don't think you need to continue.
Principle: You are to be suspended from this school for the rest of this week and next week. Then I will give you another chance with a clean record. Do we understand?
Callisto: Not like your fucking giving me a choice. So whatever. Do I leave now or what?
Principle: When your guardian or parent arrives to the school and we have a conference with them to as why your suspended in the first place.
Callisto: I have none.
Principle: Yes you do, and their on their way here now.
Callisto: **thinking* Who the fuck is this cock sucking bitch talking about? She has no idea that anyone in that category is long since dead...*end thinking**
Principle: *sees the door open* Ah glad to see you've come on time.
Callisto: *turns to see who it is and gets wide eyed* No way in fucking jigoku...
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Me: Come on. Tell me I didn't do some good.
Hiei: You didn't do any good. It plain sucked.
Me: GRRR.... Okay my faithful readers, I have left a cliffhanger as you have seen. Now you may guess who it is, and earn a special appearance in the next chapter. I'll give a hint, at least one has actually shown up in this story so far. In fact there's only one person there as another hint.
Hiei: Review, guess and wait another month or so for the next idiotic chapter.
Me: ... *goes back into the corner, huddles up and whimpers* No body loves me...
Hiei: Correct. *faces the reader, aka you* Now just review.