DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY SONIC CHARACTERS! I DO OWN MY FAN-CHARACTERS THAT ARE LISTED IN CHAPTER ONE! IF THIS STORY'S PLOT, STRUCTURE, OR STYLE IS SIMILAR TO YOURS, THAT IS COINCIDENCE!
"Sonic's Modern Life!"
Episode 2! "INSANE-O"
Tails ran towards Amy, Rouge, and the security guard, sticking his nose out as far as he could. As soon as the girls caught scent of the cologne, they charged, arms outstretched.
"Yikes!" yelled Tails.
As soon as the girls leaped at him, Tails used his twin tails to quickly ascend into the air. Tails heaved a sigh of relief as he hovered above the females' heads. Sudden Rouge used her wings to fly up next to Tails. Amy grabbed Rouge's legs and the security guard grabbed Amy's legs, forming what looked like an aerial totem pole.
"You have got to be kidding me!" muttered Tails.
"We've got you, fox boy!" said Rouge, smiling.
"Hurry up, Ohm!" yelled Tails as flew around, the girls in hot pursuit.
Ohm nodded and opened the oil bottles.
"Ohm!" said Knuckles, happily. "I can move my limbs!"
"Great!" exclaimed Ohm. "Now grab onto me!"
"What?" asked Knuckles in confusion.
"Do it!" yelled Ohm.
Knuckles shrugged, got up off the floor, and walked over to Ohm. Shuddering slightly, he wrapped his arms around Ohm, hugging him tightly. Ohm shuddered as well as he poured the oil over himself and Knuckles. Both males twitched as the cold liquid ran down their bodies.
"This... is nasty!" moaned Knuckles.
"We're not done," muttered Ohm.
"What do you mean?"
Ohm grabbed the petroleum jelly and unscrewed the lid. After repeating this with other jars, he began to pour the jelly on himself and Knuckles as well. The jelly slowly trickled down each male's body, causing flinching from him.
"This is insane!" groaned Knuckles. "But, we're cured, right?"
"Let's check," said Ohm running towards where the girls were flying. As soon as he was under them, he jumped around waving his arms.
"Look at me!" yelled Ohm shaking his body. "Don't you want to bang me?"
"Uh, no!" yelled each girl.
"Yes!" yelled Ohm happily. "They don't want to have sex with me!"
"Nice!" exclaimed Knuckles. "We're cured!"
Tails smiled and landed next to Knuckles. He grabbed the echidna's arm and rubbed his face with it.
"Whoa there!" said Knuckles. "I don't swing that way!"
"Okay, now we're all cured!" muttered Tails.
Rouge, Amy, and the security guard landed next to Knuckles, rubbing their heads.
"Damn," muttered Rouge. "My head's killing me!"
"Here," said Knuckles. "Let me get that."
He walked over to Rouge and placed his large gloves on her head. Rouge moaned as he slowly massaged each of her large ears.
"Thanks a lot, Tails!" said Ohm. "How can we repay you?"
"Ohm!" yelled a female voice.
Ohm turned around to see a white, female hedgehog walk up to him. She was about Rouge's size, and her quills were very similar to Sonic's. Her eyes were sky blue as well as the shirt and jeans she was wearing.
"Hey, Amp!" greeted Ohm, happily.
Amp smiled and walked up to Ohm, swinging her hips. As soon as she was a few inches from him, she punched him on the head.
"Damn!" yelled Ohm, rubbing the spot where he was hit. "What did I do?"
"You said you would be back by 5:00!" growled Amp.
"I have a good reason!" said Ohm.
"Oh, really?" asked Amp. "What?"
"I bought some cologne that attracted women!" mumbled Ohm.
"That is the worst excuse I have heard, ever!" yelled Amp, fire in her eyes.
"It's true!" said Knuckles and Tails.
Amp sighed and shook her head. "Whatever you say."
"Okay!" said Ohm happily. "Let's go grab a bite and head to Twinkle Park!"
"Um, Ohm?" asked Tails.
"Yeah, what's up, little dude?" replied Ohm.
"You and Knuckles are covered in oil," said the young fox. "Plus, you smell of petroleum jelly."
"Heh, my bad," laughed Ohm. "C'mon Knux, we can shower at my place."
"What?!" asked Rouge and Amp in shock.
"There are two showers in our house, Amp," muttered Ohm. "Sheesh..."
"Damn!" yelled a voice behind Ohm. He turned around and saw Sonic sitting up, rubbing his head, which had a very large bump on it.
"What happened to you?" asked Knuckles.
"I ran into a pole," muttered Sonic.
"C'mon Sonic," said Ohm. "After Knux and I shower we're heading to Twinkle Park!"
2 Showers Later...
"I feel great!" exclaimed Ohm. He stepped into the living room after his half an hour-long shower. He was wearing typical blue basketball shorts and a white T-shirt that said "Peace, Love, and Biscuits!"
"What the heck is with that shirt?" asked Amy.
"I have no idea," muttered Ohm. "A friend named Jake gave me the idea at the 'Make your own shirt' store."
"Hey, why don't you all wear clothes?" asked Amp.
"We don't have to," replied Sonic. "Our fur covers up... that area..."
"You guys should wear clothes!" said Ohm while adjusting his shorts. "They feel awesome!"
"Let's try it!" suggested Tails.
"Eh, what can it hurt?" asked Knuckles.
"Okay, we'll do it," mumbled Sonic.
10 minutes and 3 changes of clothes later:
Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails stepped out of Ohm's room, each one wearing a pair of shorts. Each male was also wearing a T-shirt. Sonic's said "You Fail As A Being", Knuckles' said "No Fat Chicks", and Tails' said "World's Greatest Boyfriend".
"Ohm!" exclaimed Amp getting up off the couch. "You gave him your special shirt?"
"Yeah, you gave it to me 4 years ago," muttered the dark blue hedgehog. "And you bought a very small size."
Amp blushed and sat back down, pouting.
"Now, let's go!" said Amy.
"Wait!" said Sonic.
"Shadow and Cream have to come too!" added Tails.
"Okay, Shadow's at the Chaotix place and Cream's at Amy's, so let's pick them up on the way," suggested Ohm.
As soon as the group was about to leave Tails yelled, "I can't go!"
"Why not?" asked Knuckles.
"I need to test my new invention," said Tails. "The universal remodeler!"
"The what?" asked Amy.
"Come on!" said Tails. "I'll show you!"
At Tails' Workshop:
Tails led the group through the underground laboratory, using a door at the base of the hill that his house was upon. Inside the lab consisted mostly of old broken down airplanes and very weird looking robots. Tails pushed all of them aside to reveal what looked like a large silver egg. Attached to the egg were two wires, which at the end had helmets.
"Gentlemen, ladies, behold!" said Tails. "The universal remodeler!"
"Wow, an egg," muttered Knuckles.
"Idiot!" exclaimed Tails. "This machine has the ability to send people to other dimensions, it's amazing!"
"Not as amazing as me!" bragged Ohm flexing his arms.
"Not as amazing as me!" boasted Sonic.
"Okay, since you're both so amazing, you can my guinea pigs for this," muttered Tails.
"Fine!" said Ohm.
"Sure," agreed Sonic.
Tails handed Sonic and Ohm helmets, which they put on their heads. He also handed them some handheld radios.
"Use them to contact me," explained Tails. "Now, I'm going to initiate the machine. You will instantly be teleported to the universe. Look around, take notes, and tell me when you wish to come back."
Ohm and Sonic looked at each other and nodded, then looked at Tails and nodded. Tails smiled and pressed a button on a console next to the Universal Remodeler. Ohm and Sonic felt a tingling sensation heading down their spines. Within seconds the room was spinning and a flash occurred. Sonic and Ohm, were gone. Tails grabbed another handheld remote and turned it on.
"Now, we wait," he muttered.
Some Other Universe:
Sonic slowly opened his eyes. He looked around and noticed he was lying on the ground, next to Ohm. He sat up and shook Ohm's shoulders. Ohm stirred and opened his eyes as well. He got up next to Sonic and rubbed his head.
"Damn, I have a headache from that flash," groaned Ohm.
"Where are we?" asked Sonic.
"Some other universe?" wondered Ohm out loud.
"I guess."
"Sonic, Ohm, can you hear me?" asked Tails on the radio.
"Yeah," replied Ohm.
"What does everything look like?" asked Tails.
"It looks the same as the other universe!" mumbled Sonic. "Station Square..."
"Yeah, we're inside the train station!" exclaimed Ohm.
"I see," said Tails. "Are there any other people?"
"It's midnight," responded Sonic. "No one's out now."
Suddenly a loud clanking noise echoed through the station. Ohm and Sonic jumped in shock as they saw a figure in the shadows walking up to them. The figure stepped into the light, revealing itself to be, a hedgehog, which looked almost exactly like Sonic. The only difference was the two giant blocks of steel jutting from the hedgehog's knees, rather than legs.
"Uh, who are you?" asked Sonic, in fear.
"I am... INSANE-O Sonic the Hedgehog!" replied the other hedgehog, whose voice was the same as Sonic's.
"INSANE-O?" asked Ohm and Sonic together.
"That's INSANE-O right!" replied I. Sonic. "I am more INSANE-O than you can possibly INSANE-O comprehend with 100 percent of your INSANE-O brain."
"What the hell?" asked Ohm.
"INSANE-O!" yelled I. Sonic.
"What?"
"INSANE-O!"
"Why do you keep saying that?"
"Because I am INSANE-O!"
"Oh, boy..."
"Don't you mean, "INSANE-O oh boy"?"
"No, I don't!"
"This is stupid!" yelled Sonic. "Let's get out of here!"
"No, wait!" said I. Sonic. "You can't leave INSANE-O yet!"
"Why not?" asked Ohm.
"Meet my INSANE-O friends, please?" requested I. Sonic.
Sonic let out an exasperated sigh. "Fine!"
"Yes!" yelled I. Sonic. "Now let's meet my INSANE-O friends!"
"Something tells me this is going to be to extremely weird..." muttered Ohm.
"Obviously," replied Sonic. "But let's play along."
"Whatever."
Can Sonic and Ohm survive... the INSANE-O?