Part 18
"Ko..en..ma…er…what a pleasant surprise! I guess I'll be going now…" I started to tiptoe away from the evil eyed dangerous 700 year old toddler. "Um...right!" I saw his face at his most max fury. I knew I was dead. I had to be right? He was in charged of the spirits of spirit world… I was so sure I was going to be a goner! Of course, the whole time I thought all this they were talking. By 'they' I mean Botan, Kurama, and an occasional 'hn' from Hiei.
"Ko..sir..sorr..can't…help..laugh…teehee…" Botan managed to squeeze out between breaths. It seemed she would take a while till she would stop laughing. Kurama at least had regained his composure enough to explain what he knew to Koenma.
"Hiei and I were walking down here, as I had been explaining to him about Fox's current condition, in search of her. It wasn't very hard. She IS the only one after all that has that type of laugh in the whole building…. Well, back to the point, we came down in the direction of her laughter and found her with Botan rolling on the floor laughing. I saw at once what they were laughing at, and it happened to be a video tape of you! It was really surprising! I never knew you did-" Kurama was cut off bye Koenma.
"SAY ANOTHER WORD AND YOUR LIFE WILL BE HANGING BY A THREAD!" Koenma yelled while his face went red from embarrassment.
"hn. I doubt you'd be able to accomplish such a feat!" the short midget put in. "This is Kurama we are talking about. Not some normal baka ningen."
"Well, Mr. Skunk haired, short black midget, with a name that begins with an 'H', HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S ALL THAT?" I faced up to him. I was completely crazy. I had too much sugar in my veins. "I WANT CANDY!!" I started to sing the song 'I WANT CANDY' and dance around but started to short of Koenma. He had a frown on his face, but at least his evil aura had left. "Um, did I mention that I was surrounded by some pillars that when I hugged them they turned into the objects of our enjoyment? Not to mention tons and tons and tons of candy…" All of a sudden I had a craving for fast food… " A PIZZA HUT! A PIZZA HUT! KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN IN A PIZZA HUT!! A PIZZA HUT! A PIZZA HUT!! KENTUCKY MCDONALDS!! MCDONALDS!! KENTUKI FRIED CHIKEN IN A PIZZA HU-" I was cut off from the 'FAST FOOD SONG' and started staring back at the other who were looking at me. I saw all of them blink except for Hiei. I looked at him.
"BLINKING CONTEST!!!" Botan squealed. " GO FOX! YOU CAN DO IT!!! YOU CAN BEAT HIEI!" That broke me out of it.
"BOTAN!! SHUT UP!!! I DON'T NEED YOUR SUPPORT!!" She stepped back at my outburst. " I ALREADY KNEW I WAS GOING TO LOSE!!! HIEI IS LIKE A BAT!! HE DRESSES IN BLACK AND IS TINY!!! I'm almost expecting him to start drinking blood… I'm pretty sure his evil girlfriend, Nara Ska, did!" I got angry at her name, not even realizing that I had remembered her name. "I Mean, how could she know my name? I don't even know it and she looked into my mind to find it! Why that… she made it a trap! Just so as I would never remember HIEI!! I can't even remember his name!" I was practically screaming my thoughts out loud. "HE COULDN'T HAVE HIM AND SO SHE DIDN'T WANT ME TO HAVE HIM EITHER! SHE WAS JUST A JEALOUS FREAK! AND SO ARROGANT! PRETENDING TO KNOW MY NAME WHEN NO ONE HAS EVER KNOWN MY NAME!!!" I stopped for a breath. I started breathing heavily after my sudden outburst.
"What are you talking about?" Koenma asked. "And did you just realize that you said more about Hiei than you should be able to…" He looked at Kurama who looked back.
"Yes. I think…" Kurama began.
"Of course!" Koenma replied.
"If she can say that much about Hiei …."
"Then she has probably broken the barrier!" He got really excited and, hopefully, forgot about the video.
"Candy?" I asked. "That outburst really took out a lot of energy! I need another source." Botan blinked at me.
"You have got to be kidding me! You! Run out of energy? Give me break! And that was COMPLETELY off topic!" She said laughing. All of a sudden a rumbling noise was heard and everyone looked around ready for an attack. Except, that is, for me. I just turned away and blushed.
Hiei came to his senses first. "Bakas." They looked at him. "When she says she needs more energy and then you hear a rumbling noise, did you even consider it being her stomach?" They stopped.
"That does make sense." Kurama said.
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7-hiei
1-other
1-wait till later
"How does such a thin person make a noise that loud?!" Koenma said amazed.
"I DON'T KNOW OR CARE!!!" I yelled. "I DEMAND A FLUFFY SUGAR BAR!!!"
"I WILL NOT!!!"
"Koenma, do you even know what it is?" Botan butted in.
"I don't, but that is beside the point!" He stopped. He looked at me suspiciously. "Yeah, Fox, what IS a fluffy sugar bar?" All of a sudden a T.V. crew came in…I'm just joking. I think it would be really funny though! ^_^
The atmosphere got darker. I stepped forward. "Once upon a time…a captain sent a brave warrior to search for the legendary fluffy sugar bar…" I began.
"Let me guess. You are making this up." Kurama said.
"NO I'M NOT!!" I objected. "HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF INCORRECT FALSE HOODS!!"
"Wouldn't that mean you were agreeing with him?" Botan said.
"I never said that!"
"But you meant it." Hiei voiced coldly.
"You're no fun!" I said in a whiny voice. I made a puppy face at Koenma and Botan.
"No." Koenma said. "Botan, don't you dare. This is her punishment for showing that tape!"
I started to tear up. "But, but, but…." I looked at Hiei. He just looked in the other dircetion. Then I finally looked at Kurama. I put on the biggest puppy face ever. He just grinned.
"I'm sorry Fox, but it is Koenma's orders." He told me.
"WAAAAHHHHHH!!!" I cried. "THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD!!! I SHALL PERFORM THE RITES OF RAISING THE DEAD!!!"
"SHUT UP!!" KOENMA SAID. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!"
"Tired?" Botan asked.
"No." He said.
"Forgot to change your diaper 4 times today?" I asked in a teasing voice. Oh, I could be cruel too! ^_^
"NO!! Well…" He looked sheapish. "uh.. Maybe…"
"ARE YOU JOKING? I WAS ONLY KIDDING!! MAN!! Your mom was serious!" I said laughing at him. Botan and Kurama had already started backing away. Hiei was already gone. Koenma, in his embarrassment, disappeared. I was left alone.
"THAT'S NOT VERY NICE!!" I said and sat down. I started to grumble. When something grabbed me from behind…
"Ko..en..ma…er…what a pleasant surprise! I guess I'll be going now…" I started to tiptoe away from the evil eyed dangerous 700 year old toddler. "Um...right!" I saw his face at his most max fury. I knew I was dead. I had to be right? He was in charged of the spirits of spirit world… I was so sure I was going to be a goner! Of course, the whole time I thought all this they were talking. By 'they' I mean Botan, Kurama, and an occasional 'hn' from Hiei.
"Ko..sir..sorr..can't…help..laugh…teehee…" Botan managed to squeeze out between breaths. It seemed she would take a while till she would stop laughing. Kurama at least had regained his composure enough to explain what he knew to Koenma.
"Hiei and I were walking down here, as I had been explaining to him about Fox's current condition, in search of her. It wasn't very hard. She IS the only one after all that has that type of laugh in the whole building…. Well, back to the point, we came down in the direction of her laughter and found her with Botan rolling on the floor laughing. I saw at once what they were laughing at, and it happened to be a video tape of you! It was really surprising! I never knew you did-" Kurama was cut off bye Koenma.
"SAY ANOTHER WORD AND YOUR LIFE WILL BE HANGING BY A THREAD!" Koenma yelled while his face went red from embarrassment.
"hn. I doubt you'd be able to accomplish such a feat!" the short midget put in. "This is Kurama we are talking about. Not some normal baka ningen."
"Well, Mr. Skunk haired, short black midget, with a name that begins with an 'H', HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S ALL THAT?" I faced up to him. I was completely crazy. I had too much sugar in my veins. "I WANT CANDY!!" I started to sing the song 'I WANT CANDY' and dance around but started to short of Koenma. He had a frown on his face, but at least his evil aura had left. "Um, did I mention that I was surrounded by some pillars that when I hugged them they turned into the objects of our enjoyment? Not to mention tons and tons and tons of candy…" All of a sudden I had a craving for fast food… " A PIZZA HUT! A PIZZA HUT! KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN IN A PIZZA HUT!! A PIZZA HUT! A PIZZA HUT!! KENTUCKY MCDONALDS!! MCDONALDS!! KENTUKI FRIED CHIKEN IN A PIZZA HU-" I was cut off from the 'FAST FOOD SONG' and started staring back at the other who were looking at me. I saw all of them blink except for Hiei. I looked at him.
"BLINKING CONTEST!!!" Botan squealed. " GO FOX! YOU CAN DO IT!!! YOU CAN BEAT HIEI!" That broke me out of it.
"BOTAN!! SHUT UP!!! I DON'T NEED YOUR SUPPORT!!" She stepped back at my outburst. " I ALREADY KNEW I WAS GOING TO LOSE!!! HIEI IS LIKE A BAT!! HE DRESSES IN BLACK AND IS TINY!!! I'm almost expecting him to start drinking blood… I'm pretty sure his evil girlfriend, Nara Ska, did!" I got angry at her name, not even realizing that I had remembered her name. "I Mean, how could she know my name? I don't even know it and she looked into my mind to find it! Why that… she made it a trap! Just so as I would never remember HIEI!! I can't even remember his name!" I was practically screaming my thoughts out loud. "HE COULDN'T HAVE HIM AND SO SHE DIDN'T WANT ME TO HAVE HIM EITHER! SHE WAS JUST A JEALOUS FREAK! AND SO ARROGANT! PRETENDING TO KNOW MY NAME WHEN NO ONE HAS EVER KNOWN MY NAME!!!" I stopped for a breath. I started breathing heavily after my sudden outburst.
"What are you talking about?" Koenma asked. "And did you just realize that you said more about Hiei than you should be able to…" He looked at Kurama who looked back.
"Yes. I think…" Kurama began.
"Of course!" Koenma replied.
"If she can say that much about Hiei …."
"Then she has probably broken the barrier!" He got really excited and, hopefully, forgot about the video.
"Candy?" I asked. "That outburst really took out a lot of energy! I need another source." Botan blinked at me.
"You have got to be kidding me! You! Run out of energy? Give me break! And that was COMPLETELY off topic!" She said laughing. All of a sudden a rumbling noise was heard and everyone looked around ready for an attack. Except, that is, for me. I just turned away and blushed.
Hiei came to his senses first. "Bakas." They looked at him. "When she says she needs more energy and then you hear a rumbling noise, did you even consider it being her stomach?" They stopped.
"That does make sense." Kurama said.
Poll pending SEND IN YOUR FINAL VOTES!!!
Current results
10-kurama
7-hiei
1-other
1-wait till later
"How does such a thin person make a noise that loud?!" Koenma said amazed.
"I DON'T KNOW OR CARE!!!" I yelled. "I DEMAND A FLUFFY SUGAR BAR!!!"
"I WILL NOT!!!"
"Koenma, do you even know what it is?" Botan butted in.
"I don't, but that is beside the point!" He stopped. He looked at me suspiciously. "Yeah, Fox, what IS a fluffy sugar bar?" All of a sudden a T.V. crew came in…I'm just joking. I think it would be really funny though! ^_^
The atmosphere got darker. I stepped forward. "Once upon a time…a captain sent a brave warrior to search for the legendary fluffy sugar bar…" I began.
"Let me guess. You are making this up." Kurama said.
"NO I'M NOT!!" I objected. "HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF INCORRECT FALSE HOODS!!"
"Wouldn't that mean you were agreeing with him?" Botan said.
"I never said that!"
"But you meant it." Hiei voiced coldly.
"You're no fun!" I said in a whiny voice. I made a puppy face at Koenma and Botan.
"No." Koenma said. "Botan, don't you dare. This is her punishment for showing that tape!"
I started to tear up. "But, but, but…." I looked at Hiei. He just looked in the other dircetion. Then I finally looked at Kurama. I put on the biggest puppy face ever. He just grinned.
"I'm sorry Fox, but it is Koenma's orders." He told me.
"WAAAAHHHHHH!!!" I cried. "THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD!!! I SHALL PERFORM THE RITES OF RAISING THE DEAD!!!"
"SHUT UP!!" KOENMA SAID. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!"
"Tired?" Botan asked.
"No." He said.
"Forgot to change your diaper 4 times today?" I asked in a teasing voice. Oh, I could be cruel too! ^_^
"NO!! Well…" He looked sheapish. "uh.. Maybe…"
"ARE YOU JOKING? I WAS ONLY KIDDING!! MAN!! Your mom was serious!" I said laughing at him. Botan and Kurama had already started backing away. Hiei was already gone. Koenma, in his embarrassment, disappeared. I was left alone.
"THAT'S NOT VERY NICE!!" I said and sat down. I started to grumble. When something grabbed me from behind…