Disclaimer- * in a formal voice * Harry Potter is property of JK Rowling, and The WB.

A/n Ok I wrote another chapter that I could have sworn I posted! I looked, so if I find it I'll post it.

Potions

James- So Padfoot my man what's happening?

Sirius- (looking up a girl's skirt) Uranus is bright tonight...

Remus- You are the most perverted man I have ever seen!

Sirius- What?! Can't a guy joke?!

Peter- My potion isn't supposed to be red is it?

James- No... But give it to Snivellus!

Peter- Why?

Remus- Because you'll kill him, I think you just made poison.

James- And it would be so tragic if you did kill him.

Sirius- So, so tragic...

Remus- But he's a vampire!

James- Now give the man credit... it's just a roomer!

Sirius- Ya! I mean he could be all pale and greasy for no apparent reason!

Peter- Don't vampires suck blood?

Remus- He's the undead, Peter go get garlic!

Peter- I'm scared Prongs!!!!

Remus- I have come to suck your blood!

Peter- JAMES SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remus- I will make you undead!!

James- Stop making fun of Wormtail, bad Moony!

Remus- Peter, I want your blood!!

Sirius- Yes the bell rang class is over!!! Wahoo!!

A/n I am so sorry for not updating sooner! Um Marching Band is over and now Jazz Band started and I made IU9 Band this year! One bad thing about that I have to try out for a solo.