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DISCLAIMER OBEVOUSLY I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER!!!!! If I did would I write
fan fiction??
A/n anything that's has * by it is what their saying Oh and anyone who likes Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Janet Jackson, and Michael Jackson please don't flame me... I personally don't like Pop music. I'm more into Punk, and Rock. WORNING THESE JOKES ARE REALLY MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am also sorry if they offend anyone, they are all in good fun.
HERBOLOGY
Peter- Who wants to hear a song?
Remus- NO
Peter-*Oops I did it again* (singing really badly [Think nails on a chalk board])
James- SHUT UP!!!!
Peter-*I played with your heart*
Sirius- DO NOT SING BRITNEY SPEARS
Remus- LALALALA I can't hear you!
James- Make it stop, please somebody end this torture!!
Peter-*OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoh Y-y-y-y-y-you think I I I I I I I I I I I'm in loveeeeeeeeeeeee *( I think that's how it goes.)
Remus, James, Sirius- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Peter- Fine! I won't sing anymore
Remus- Thank you God!
James- I think he ruptured my ear drums!
Sirius- That was the worst sound ever! I mean I used to think she was hot until she kissed Madonna!
James- Dido
Remus- Hear! Hear!
Peter- I think Justin Timberlake is hot! But he was very bad at the Muggle Super Bowl, ripping Janet Jackson's shirt!
Remus- That was set up Peter, ya dick head!
James- That was the last thing anyone wanted to see, Janet's 40 year old fake boob!
Sirius- I got a question!
Remus- What?
Sirius- How come Janet Jackson is black and Michael Jackson is white? I mean aren't they related?
Remus- That's a fair question! Though Michael looks like a mutated monkey.
James- Wanna hear a joke? Michael Jackson is quitting singing and working at K-Mart!
Peter- REALLY!?
James- Ya, boys pants half off!
Remus- That's great James!
Sirius- I think I got a tear in my eye!
Peter- You mean he isn't? He would be so great with the little kids!
Remus- He molests them Peter!
James- I think class is over!
A/n Like I said it was all in good fun!
A/n anything that's has * by it is what their saying Oh and anyone who likes Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Janet Jackson, and Michael Jackson please don't flame me... I personally don't like Pop music. I'm more into Punk, and Rock. WORNING THESE JOKES ARE REALLY MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am also sorry if they offend anyone, they are all in good fun.
HERBOLOGY
Peter- Who wants to hear a song?
Remus- NO
Peter-*Oops I did it again* (singing really badly [Think nails on a chalk board])
James- SHUT UP!!!!
Peter-*I played with your heart*
Sirius- DO NOT SING BRITNEY SPEARS
Remus- LALALALA I can't hear you!
James- Make it stop, please somebody end this torture!!
Peter-*OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoh Y-y-y-y-y-you think I I I I I I I I I I I'm in loveeeeeeeeeeeee *( I think that's how it goes.)
Remus, James, Sirius- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Peter- Fine! I won't sing anymore
Remus- Thank you God!
James- I think he ruptured my ear drums!
Sirius- That was the worst sound ever! I mean I used to think she was hot until she kissed Madonna!
James- Dido
Remus- Hear! Hear!
Peter- I think Justin Timberlake is hot! But he was very bad at the Muggle Super Bowl, ripping Janet Jackson's shirt!
Remus- That was set up Peter, ya dick head!
James- That was the last thing anyone wanted to see, Janet's 40 year old fake boob!
Sirius- I got a question!
Remus- What?
Sirius- How come Janet Jackson is black and Michael Jackson is white? I mean aren't they related?
Remus- That's a fair question! Though Michael looks like a mutated monkey.
James- Wanna hear a joke? Michael Jackson is quitting singing and working at K-Mart!
Peter- REALLY!?
James- Ya, boys pants half off!
Remus- That's great James!
Sirius- I think I got a tear in my eye!
Peter- You mean he isn't? He would be so great with the little kids!
Remus- He molests them Peter!
James- I think class is over!
A/n Like I said it was all in good fun!