Yay I am glad to already be on chappie 2. I hate typing so if there is a lag between updates don't be mad. But know that the first 10 chappies will be on pretty quickly since they have already been written. 11 is almost done but I had a brain fart, a summer long brain fart. But hey that is far away from chappie 2.
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Chapter 2 The Fun's Just Starting
After they got dressed Andy, Jill, Adrienne, and Legolas, who was never undressed in the first place, met in the hall. "So how'd things go in the locker room?" Adrienne asked Andy.
"Not too well."
"What do you mean?"
"Some kids were messing with his ears and calling him gay."
"So what happened?"
"Well let's just say, dismembered body parts can't bother anyone."
"What! Who all did he kill?"
"Just a few."
"Who!!!"
"Everyone."
"What?!"
"You heard me, ev-er-y-one"
All the while Jill was swooning over Legolas. When Adrienne noticed this, she quickly started competing with her.
"Okay ladies," Andy said interrupting the swooning, "I think Legolas should come with me."
"Why?" they both wined.
"Cuz we don't want Legolas getting ripped in half."
"Wha-wha-what?!" Legolas said very confused and somewhat scared.
"Fine he can go with you," Adrienne said disappointedly.
"Don't let anything happen to him," Jill demanded.
"What's going to happen, he's Legolas. And even if anything did happen what could I do."
As usual Landis, the science teacher, was late and of course she blamed it on the students. You see, her and Furraro were having an affair. (note: his real name is Ferraro but the kids call him Furr- cuz lord knows he has any) When she walked in, of course, the first thing she said was, "Andy, shut up." And, of course, Andy wasn't talking. "Oh, hello," Landis said swooning over Legolas. "Why are you sitting next to that foolish brat?" aiming the insult towards Andy, "Come sit next to me," she said with a smile.
"No!" Andy said as Legolas stood up.
"Don't worry, I know what I'm doing," and with a smirk Legolas walked over to her desk. "I do not approve of you hitting on me. Secondly, it is unjust to accuse Andy of wrong doing and foolishness." With that Legolas took out his twin blades and decapitated the bitch.
Yay, the bitch is dead, sry I just really hated her, along with every other student in my grade. Well that is the end of chappie 2, thx for reading hope you enjoyed.
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P.S.S. if you haven't yet make sure to read Attack of the Rolling Cheese
P.S.S.S. as mentioned in the last chappie, read Attack of the Rolling Cheese Part II