Chapter 4

Kagome kicked the door down to Spike's crypt and walked in. She found Spike watching TV. in the corner.

She walked up to him turned the TV. off and grabbed his shirt. Kagome then ran him into a wall. "Spike I know you know something about this and if I'm correct you have something to do with it" she smirked and ran him into another wall. "OUCH! I don't have anything to do with this. But I know whose behind it" "Whose behind it Spike? Tell me" she said her anger was rising but Spike didn't care. "Not until you give me the second ring" he said barely above a whisper but he made sure Kagome heard it.

This got her even angrier. "After this demon is dead maybe I will give you the ring but first tell me who it is?!" Spike just smiled at her and then once again a song burst out.

Spike "I died

So many years ago

And you can make me feel

Like it isn't so

But why you come to be with me

I think I finally know

Your scared

Ashamed of what you feel

And you can't tell the ones you love

You know the couldn't deal

But whisper in a dead man's ear

That doesn't make it real

That's great

But I don't wanna play

'Cause being near you touches me

More than I can say

And since I'm only dead to you

I'm saying stay away

And let me rest in peace

Let me rest in peace

Let me get some sleep

Let me take my love and bury it

In a hole six foot deep

I can lay my body down

But I can't find my sweet relief

So let me rest in peace

You know

You got willing slave

And you just love to play the thought

That you may misbehave

But til you do I'm telling you

Stop visiting my grave

And let me Rest in peace

I know I should go

But I follow you like a man possessed

There's a traitor here beneath my chest

And it hurts me more than you've every guessed

If my heart could beat it would break my chest

But I can see your unimpressed

So leave me be and let me rest in peace

Let me get some sleep

Let me take my love and bury it

In a hole six foot deep

I can lay my body down

But I can't find my sweet relief

So let me rest in peace

Why won't you

Let me rest in peace

The music faded and Kagome shook her head and said in a whisper "Spike you're a total disaster" and punched him in the stomach causing him to double over in pain. "If you weren't such a big help to this group I would have killed you on the spot" With that said Kagome hit his back so that Spike was on the floor and walked away but before she left she yelled "YOUR GONNA TELL ME WHOES BEHIND THE SINGING TOMORROW OR I WON'T GIVE YOU THE RING AND YOU MIGHT END UP DEAD!" Then she finally left leaving Spike to dwell on the matter. Spike was angry with her. 'Why does she have to make this so hard for me?' He thought while turning the TV back on. He sat back down and watched.

His anger was rising so he did the only thing that came in his mind. He threw the converter at he TV screen. He then took the TV and threw it at the wall. "DAMN SLAYER!" he yelled in the crypt.

Kagome was walking in the streets when she heard Anya and Xander singing. She stopped and snuck in their backyard and heard.

Anya "This is the man that I plan to entangle isn't he fine

My claim was to fame was to maim

And to mangle vengeance was mine

But I'm out of the biz

The name I made I'll trade for his

The only trouble is...

I'll never tell."

Xander "She is the one, she's such wonderful fun

Such passion and grace

Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight-embrace, tight, embrace

I'll never let her go

The love we've known can only grower

There's just one thing that-no

I'll never tell"

Anya/Xander "'Cause there's nothing to tell"

Anya "He snores"

Xander "She wheezes"

Anya "Say house work and he freezes"

Xander "She eats these skeezy cheeses

That I can't describe"

Anya "I talk-he breezes"

Xander "She doesn't know what please is"

Anya "His penis got diseases

From a Chumash tribe"

Xander/Anya "The vibe

Gets kind of scary"

Xander "Like she thinks I'm ordinary"

Anya "Like it's all just temporary"

Xander "Like her toes are kind of hairy"

Xander/Anya "But it's all very well

'Cause god knows I'll never tell"

Anya "When things get rough he

Just hides behind his Kagome

Now look he's getting huffy

'Cause he knows that I know"

Xander "She clings-she's needy

She's also really greedy

She never-

Anya "-His eyes are beady!"

Xander "This is my verse hello she-"

Anya "Look at me I'm dancin' crazy!"

(Instrumental Part of the song)

Xander/Anya "You know"

Xander "Your quite the charmer"

Anya "My knight in armour"

Xander "You're the cutest of the scoobies

With your lips as red as rubies

And your firm yet supple-tight embrace"

(Instrumental part)

Anya "He's swell"

Xander "She's sweller"

Anya "He'll always be my feller"

Xander "That's why I'll never tell her

That I'm petrified

Anya "I've read this tale

There's wedding then betrayal

I know that come the day I'll

Want to run and hide "

Xander/Anya "I lied

I said it's easy

I've tried

But there's these fears I can't quite quell

Xander "is she looking for a pot of gold

Anya "Will I look good when I've gotten old

Xander "Will our lives become too stressful

If I'm never that successful

Anya "When I get so worn and wrinkly

That I look like David Brinkley

Xander "Am I crazy

Anya "Am I dreamin'

Xander "Am I marrying a demon

Xander/Anya "We could really raise the beam in making marriage a hell

So thank God I'll never tell

I swear that I'll never tell

Xander "My lips are sealed

Anya "I take a fifth

Xander "Nothing to see

Move it along

Xander/Anya "I'll never tell

Kagome chuckled and left their back yard. Shaking her head she asked to the midnight sky "When wills this stupid singing stop?"

Kagome walked back to her house where Inu-yasha was waiting for her. 'This is going to be an eventful night' she thought.