Disclaimer- HEM, HEM.................................. don't really feel like putting

A/N I am so sorry I didn't update sooner! Band has kept me very busy... I'm usually stuck babysitting my nieces and nephew. Plus the PSSA's are drawing ever so closer.

And HEEEEEEEEEREEEEEESS THE CHAPTER

Peter- How come in Astronomy, I always get in trouble for sleeping?

Remus- Oh I don't know, maybe because........................ Oh just because!

James- It's not like we learn anything.

Sirius- You never know. we just might someday!

Remus- That's why I let my sentence trail off like that because I normally finish a thought, but I just found it rather hard to when there wasn't a thought to finish.

James- Moony, you're rambling like a bloody lunatic... ha, ha lunatic... get it? Lunatic comes from LUNA which means moon...

Remus- I don't generally find moon jokes amusing...

Lily- How come you never get in trouble for passing these stupid notes in every bloody class?

Sirius- Seeing as Prongs can't answer a question in your presence I will take the liberty of answering f-

Remus- Because the professors have given up on us a long, long, long time ago

Sirius- That was really mean of you Moony to take the parchment away from me like that!

Peter- Oh grow up, Padfoot!

James- Who wants to go clubbing tonight?

Remus- Count me in!

Peter- That's a Jazz song! (I play it in Jazz Band... really stupid song it is)

Sirius- Who the hell listens to jazz anymore?

James- I don't

Remus- Nor do I

Peter- But, but its very popular in America!

Remus- Are we bloody Americans? Are we?! Are we?! HUH?! HUH?! HUH?!

Lily- You know I just might talk to you in this God forsaken class

James- R-really????????

Lily- No Potter I said that for my health.

Remus- Speaking of health... do we have Sex Ed tomorrow?

Peter- Yes and I can't wait!!

Sirius- I heard you have to put condoms on bananas.

Lily- Eww!

Remus- DIDO

James-Same as the Man on the Moon

Peter- Is the moon made of cheese?

Lily- Is he always this stupid?

All Minus Peter... written by Remus- YES

Lily- That explains a lot

James- Do you really think that?!!!!!

Lily- Potter you ask too many questions!

Remus- OH DEER! HA a deer joke!

James- That wasn't even funny Moony

Remus- Was to!

James- Was not!

Peter- This is actually making sense for me!

Lily- Yes it probably would... since it matches your IQ level Peter!

James- Were did everybody go?

Lily- I think they left

James- Is class over?

Lily- Apparently so

James- Why are we still writing a note when we can talk freely with one another?

James- Lily? Shit now everyone left!

A/n Hello! I got another Michael Jackson joke for you (If you live in Pennsylvania you will get this)

Michael Jackson is moving to Pennsylvania....

Where?

To Dubois!!!!!!!