Yay chappie 3 chappie 3, sry if I scare you. If you were wondering I am crazy but hey that's what keeps me goin. This chappie is one of the longest. It has some more blood shed and some more world wide girl love toys appear. When do I get to meet a cute girl. Waaaaah. T.T Well that is coming yay. :-)

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Chapter 3 Some Friends and Enemies Arrive

"So how did Science go Legolas?" Adrienne asked.

"Great!" Andy exclaimed with an expression of glee.

"I didn't ask you," Adrienne scolded rather peeved, but then she got a look of concern on her face, "Since when do you like Science?"

"Since Legolas came," he answered jumping up and down like a crazed, disturbed monkey.

"Your point," she said becoming peeved again.

"Legolas killed Landis."

"Yay!!!" Adrienne said joining in the jumping celebration.

After a few minutes of Andy explaining what happened Jill came out of Furraro's with Stephanie. By the odd look on her face something was wrong.

"What is troubling you fair maiden Jill," Legolas said chivalrously.

"Oh, hi Legolas. Sorry not even you can cheer me up right now."

"Huh?!" the three happy children gasped.

"I have an F in History. My parents are going to kill me."

"Don't worry will just kill this "Furry-ar-o." With that, Legolas reached back into his quiver. Retrieved an arrow. And shot it directly into Furraro's head.

"That won't work, her grade is on the Internet," Stephanie pointed out. (note: if you were wondering our school has this program that puts our grades on the internet. It really sucks. It's gotten me grounded like 20 times. T.T)

"Then we will destroy this in-tery-net."

You can't," Adrienne said.

"Actually you can, you just need to connect a hijockufier to the mimble bimble and then add in a kuflabiwich and take out the flibum flabum," a random passing Kaiting rambled off.

"What did he say?" Legolas was very confused by the point.

"He said you can't," Andy answered giggling.

"Actually, I know a way," said a mysterious voice.

As they turned around they saw a man with "silky" brown hair. "Oh… my… god, it's, it's…" Andy and Stephanie stuttered.

"Orlando Bloom!!!" Adrienne and Jill yelled.

"Hello," Legolas said, not phased by the man shaking his hand, "you look an awful lot like me, in a human way of course."

"I had a feeling something weird was happening. Galadriel contacted me in a dream. She told me you'd be here."

"So can you help fair maiden Jill with her in-tery-net problem?"

"Yes come with me."

Orlando and Legolas exited the hall to the stairwell. Andy and Stephanie were left with the other two, mouths gaping. Andy finally came to his senses, Steph try to wake up Adie and Jill," he said realizing where the two had gone. He ran as fast as he could but it was too late. By the time he got to the main computer lab Legolas had mutilated everyone inside. Orlando was standing outside dumbfounded.

"Wow," Orlando said, "he has a short fuse, doesn't he?"

"Nah," Andy replied, "he just has, um… uh…"

"Bloodlust, Savvy," said another mysterious voice.

Andy turned around, got the nearest blunt object, his notebook, and hit himself in the head. "Ah, too many people that shouldn't be here. Something is severely wrong with the time space continuum."

"What is wrong?" said another voice.

"Ah, you should not be here," Andy said, again hitting himself with his notebook.

"Ahh!!! Johnny Depp, Captain Jack Sparrow!" yelled the three girls who had made their way down the stairs.

"All done fixing the in-ter-net," Legolas said walking out of the lab, "Hey, I said it right."

"Ahh!!!"

"Oh who now, Justin Timberlake." Unfortunately the girls weren't screaming about some guys looks. When Andy turned around he saw the girls being abducted by Captain Barbosa and his army of undead pirates. Andy quickly grabbed Jack's gun. He couldn't decide whether to shoot Barbosa or himself.

"Wait for the opportune moment," Johnny said as he slowly lowered the gun from Andy's forehead.

"Hey, that's my line, savvy," Jack complained.

"Here's your gun Jack," Andy said, "let's save the girls."

Orlando and Legolas quickly jumped on top of the largest pirate. Jack and Johnny quickly pulled of some Chang Ba, the Chinese art of fighting drunk, on the pirates tying up the girls. (note: believe it or not Chang Ba is real stuff:-) ) Andy opened every locker and filled his book bag with as many books as possible. He tried to lift it, but found it to be too heavy. That's when he thought of a brilliant idea. "Hey, fatso," Andy yelled at Pintel, the head goon. "One eye, too poor to get a glass one," he then yelled at Rayetti. He positioned himself in front of the lockers. The goons charged at him but ended up with their heads in lockers when he quickly moved. He then began to furiously bang the doors into them, knocking out Rayetti's wooden eye. He persisted until he realized the rest of his compatriots had been captured. "Uh oh," he groaned looking at the many pirates surrounding him. "There's plenty more lockers."

"Do you think we our stupid enough to fall for that?" Barbosa asked sarcastically.

"Maybe, it was worth a try."

"Get him Jack," Barbosa said to his chimp. It leaped out at Andy, but he quickly moved out of the way again. Jack slammed into the locker as Andy quickly slammed the door shut and spun the lock.

"Hah, not even I know the combination to that lock." (note: so how did I get it open earlier. Hm…)

"No problem," Barbosa said taking out his gun and shooting the lock. The door opened revealing a crazed chimp. Jack jumped out and onto Andy's head. Andy began to scream and run around in circles.

"Andy watch out for that…" Adrienne began to say before it was to late, "…wall. I knew he wouldn't save us."

Yay, chappie 3's done. Boy that sure took long to type.

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P.S.S. make sure to read Attack of the Rolling Cheese. Very good

P.S.S.S. make sure to read the newly written, Attack of the Rolling Cheese Part II