Disclaimer- Burps out the words NOT MINE

I don't own the song names or anything else in here... and this is like Austin Powers on the perverted scale b/c that is just how it turned out...

Transfiguration

James- I'm bored

Peter- Why?

Sirius- Dido to Prongs

Remus- Well I got a game for you

James- What is it?

Remus- Well, just add In Your Pants after every song name you can think of.

Sirius- Like I like the Why you move... in my pants?

Remus- Yep... a little perverted but that works... how about Chariots of Fire... In my Pants

James- Oops I did it again... in my pants

Remus- Still Waiting... in my pants

Sirius- I like big butts... in my pants

Peter- My Bloody Valentine... in my pants

Remus- Could that be any more wrong?

James- Are we talking about Padfoot's or Wormtail's

Remus- They both are really wrong

James- I got this really wrong mental picture

Remus- I'm almost to scared to ask

James- Picture 90 year olds doing IT (A/N that was a really scary conv. with one of my friends)

Sirius- JAMES!!!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

Remus- EWW!

Peter- How is that wrong?

Remus- Wormtail you need help!

James- I got another one...

Sirius- Is that the conversation with Remus when he said he didn't care if the lady was old and wrinkled, wearing a zebra stripped bra and thong and whipping him with a whip and he's chained to the bed? (A/n same conv w/ same friend...)

James- How come I didn't hear about that little sexual fantasy?

Remus- That was not a sexual fantasy... it was just a really bad dream!

Peter- Do you know what my sexual fantasies are?

Remus- Not really...

Sirius- I want to bang Pamela Anderson.

James- I want to bang Evens

Peter- I want to bang Elton John or Michael Jackson.

Remus- That is scary... but I want to bang.............................. Amy Lee!!

A/n Like I said completely wrong and if u picture those mental pictures I feel your pain b/c my friend called me told me the one w/ the old lady b/c she was talking to Kevin and he told her that... so to get even I said the 90 year olds one and the whole in ur pants thing was an ICQ conv. w/ another friend... and the whole banging thing... was just plain funny I should of had Peter say he wanted to bang Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp... but those guys are MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! READ AND REVIEW

Caitlin