Yay it is time for chappie 5. This is a very fun chappie. It really shows my stupidity. If you haven't figured it out I am Andy. Most of the people in this story are real besides characters that you know to fictional like Legolas. I am actually rather smart, no where near as bright as Adrienne, but definitely not as dim as Legolas is in our world. Note of protection, I am only saying he is dim in our world cuz well he doesn't understand anything, so please don't come after me in a massive horde, carrying pitchforks and torches, to lynch me.

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Chapter 5 The Slavery

"Wake up, wake up, WAKE UP!" yelled Pintel.

"Wakey wakey," followed Rayetti, sarcastically.

"Ayuuh, where am I?" Legolas said yawning. He looked down and saw Andy sleeping in his lap.

Thump "Ow, what happened," Andy said looking up and seeing Legolas arms stretched out as though he had pushed something. (note: which he did push something)

"Well you were laying on my lap and…" Legolas began to say before a bewildered Andy cut him off.

"Wait! What?"

"You were laying on my lap, is it really that hard to understand?" Legolas said not understanding why Andy was so upset by it.

"Adrienne, was I really?" he asked hoping for the an answer to relieve his mind.

"Yep," Adrienne said cutting down Andy's hope and thinking to herself, "he's lucky."

"She's right," Orlando said, as though once wasn't enough, getting rid of any last hope Andy had.

"That's uncomfortable, Legolas if you are going to kill me, do it quick," he said closing his eyes and cringing his teeth.

"Don't worry, if I had planned to kill you, you would have been dead five minutes ago," he replied with a smirk to ease Andy's discomfort, though it did the complete opposite.

"Oh, that's wonderful. I'm locked in a cage with a blood lusted elf," Andy said going into a state of panic and horror. He soon though observed something that brought him down to earth, "Hey, these cages look familiar."

"Like you've seen them in a movie," Adrienne hinted.

"No that's not it," he responded with utmost stupidity.

"What an idiot," she said in response to and stupidity.

"I have it," Andy said snapping his fingers. He was rather delighted with himself, "this is the same metal my bed is made of."

"Aaah," Adrienne and Orlando groaned, as they fell over, as characters in Animé often do.

"These are the cages for PotC!!!" Adrienne screamed in anger, beginning to breathe heavily.

"What's PotC?" Andy asked the way a little kid would.

"Pirates of the Caribbean you idiot!!!" Adrienne yelled even louder, now at the point of hyperventilation.

"Would ye all shut up?" Pintel yelled.

"Yah, and wake up yours friends and then get on deck," Rayetti ordered.

"Uh, how do we get out of the cages," asked Legolas and Orlando at the exact same time. (note: freaky huh :-) )

"That was weird," Adrienne observed.

"It's like they are somehow connected," added Andy.

"Back to the point," the pudgy one interjected, "your cages have been open this whole time, cuz even if you got out you could not kill us."

"Oh," the three awake humans answered, as the two goons walked away.

"What did he mean? We can kill them, can't we?" Legolas said rather confused. The other three just looked at him, a small expression of fear on their faces. "Why can't we kill them?"

"You don't want to know," answered Andy.

I'm sure all of you know why they are unable to kill the pirates. Poor Legolas, so confused and uninformed.

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P.S.S. read Attack of the Rolling Cheese

P.S.S.S. Attack of the Rolling Cheese Part II, people I know if you read it or not