Disclaimer- No not mine
A/n this joke belongs to my friend, Bethany. It kept Heather and me in stitches for about 10 minutes.
Oh and Remus and Sirius have girl friends (fyi)
Muggle Studies
Remus- You wanna hear a joke?
Sirius- Sure
Remus- There was this guy and his wife was pregnant; so he decided to build this big house. It took him a long time to finish it because it was made from brick. When he was done the contractor dude said you have to move your house... it's too close to the property line. And the guy said I can't just move my house it's made of brick! I'll make a deal with you, if I throw this brick up so high that it never comes down I get to keep my house were it is. And the other dude said sure because it was impossible. So the guy threw it up so high it never came back down.
James- That was stupid Moony
Sirius- Remy you need some pills dude that joke was so lame it was almost funny.
Peter- I thought it was funny!
Sirius- You're stupid Peter!
Peter- I AM NOT!
Sirius- Are 2!
James- OK! You can stop fighting now!
Remus- Really, you act like a bunch of morons.
Sirius- We are a bunch of morons you git!
James- You just now figured that out?
Peter- Yes!
Sirius- So Prongs how is that Evens relationship going?
James- Lily... (Starts drooling on paper) I love Lily...
Sirius- Now that Lover Boy is taken care of...
Remus- I'm next?
Sirius- Yep...
Cassie (Remus' girl friend) - Lovely Black...
Sirius- Thank you...
Remus- Wanna hear another joke... this one is funny honest!
James- Sure but if it's not funny your dead Moon Man.
Emily- Let him tell his joke.
Remus- Ok, There was this mean old lady who had this little yappy dog on the plane. This guy behind her was smoking a cigar, and it was really bothering her so after an hour she turned around and asked him to put his cigar out. He said, "I'll make a deal with you... if you shut your dog up I'll put my cigar out." She was like I can't shut my precious up... HE'S MY PRECIOUS! So she suffered for three more hours finally she couldn't handle it anymore and turned around and asked him again if he could please put his cigar out. He said he would if she would throw her dog out the window. The Old Lady agreed, and threw her precious out the window. The guy did the same with his cigar. Well the old lady was feeling really bad for throwing her doggy out the window. And when the plane landed she saw her dog hanging on to the wing with something in its mouth. What was it?
Cassie- The cigar?
Remus- No it was the brick!
James, Peter, Sirius, Cassie, and Emily- LOL
Sirius- Class is over!
Did you like the joke? My parents didn't like it...
Read AND Review!!!
A/n this joke belongs to my friend, Bethany. It kept Heather and me in stitches for about 10 minutes.
Oh and Remus and Sirius have girl friends (fyi)
Muggle Studies
Remus- You wanna hear a joke?
Sirius- Sure
Remus- There was this guy and his wife was pregnant; so he decided to build this big house. It took him a long time to finish it because it was made from brick. When he was done the contractor dude said you have to move your house... it's too close to the property line. And the guy said I can't just move my house it's made of brick! I'll make a deal with you, if I throw this brick up so high that it never comes down I get to keep my house were it is. And the other dude said sure because it was impossible. So the guy threw it up so high it never came back down.
James- That was stupid Moony
Sirius- Remy you need some pills dude that joke was so lame it was almost funny.
Peter- I thought it was funny!
Sirius- You're stupid Peter!
Peter- I AM NOT!
Sirius- Are 2!
James- OK! You can stop fighting now!
Remus- Really, you act like a bunch of morons.
Sirius- We are a bunch of morons you git!
James- You just now figured that out?
Peter- Yes!
Sirius- So Prongs how is that Evens relationship going?
James- Lily... (Starts drooling on paper) I love Lily...
Sirius- Now that Lover Boy is taken care of...
Remus- I'm next?
Sirius- Yep...
Cassie (Remus' girl friend) - Lovely Black...
Sirius- Thank you...
Remus- Wanna hear another joke... this one is funny honest!
James- Sure but if it's not funny your dead Moon Man.
Emily- Let him tell his joke.
Remus- Ok, There was this mean old lady who had this little yappy dog on the plane. This guy behind her was smoking a cigar, and it was really bothering her so after an hour she turned around and asked him to put his cigar out. He said, "I'll make a deal with you... if you shut your dog up I'll put my cigar out." She was like I can't shut my precious up... HE'S MY PRECIOUS! So she suffered for three more hours finally she couldn't handle it anymore and turned around and asked him again if he could please put his cigar out. He said he would if she would throw her dog out the window. The Old Lady agreed, and threw her precious out the window. The guy did the same with his cigar. Well the old lady was feeling really bad for throwing her doggy out the window. And when the plane landed she saw her dog hanging on to the wing with something in its mouth. What was it?
Cassie- The cigar?
Remus- No it was the brick!
James, Peter, Sirius, Cassie, and Emily- LOL
Sirius- Class is over!
Did you like the joke? My parents didn't like it...
Read AND Review!!!