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A/n Hello my pets (just kidding I'm not that messed up!) I'm so sorry I was gonna write sooner but my crazy aunt was over for a friggin weekend and I spent 2 weeks trying to recover from her snide remarks about me and my sisters and their husbands and the way they raise their kids! (Mainly me and Megan... the black sheep) God I hate that woman! SHE GETS HIGH OFF OF PLAY DOUGH FOR GOODNESS SAKE!! So I'm gonna turn her into a teacher and have my little demented friends have a go at her!!! MUAHAHAHAHAH (The description of her in her is how she looks by the way) I feel for you all with really messed up mental visions... but trust me she is much worse!
Potions
James- Hay did you notice anything different about Professor Anderson?
Peter- She looks a little scary...
Remus- Wormtail you dolt she always looks like that! Does anyone know what the hell she did to her hair though? It looks like she stuck a knife in a muggle socket!
James- I wouldn't put it past her! Although it looks like she died it... black? But if she did it looks like she was high when she did it!
Remus- Ya she missed like most of her head!
Sirius- Her voice is one of the scariest things about her though... it's like always calm and freaky... and sounds like it was used to lure little kids to her house so she can eat them!!!
Peter- She really scares me... guys she's looking at us weird! I think she wants to eat us!!!!!
Remus- Nonsense Wormtail why would a Hogwarts teacher want to eat us?
Peter- Because she is a, a HAG!
Sirius- Lay off of the play dough sniffing there Pete... I only said her voice sounded like she wants to eat kids!
Peter- I do NOT sniff play dough... I don't like it anymore... not since I stuck it up my nose twice! (A/N I did that)
Remus- Wow... that was.... odd Wormtail... HOLY SHIT SHE IS LOOKING AT US LIKE SHE WANTS TO EAT US!!
Peter- See I knew it wasn't just me!
Remus- It is just you I just wanted to watch you get all excited about a really freaky teacher looking at you and pee your pants!
Peter- That wasn't very nice Moony
Remus- Your brain is messed dude!
Sirius- Maybe she likes you mate!
James- After all I wouldn't put it past CRAZY JUDY ANDERSON!
Lily- Are you gonna pay attention or just stare at the professor with open mouths every time you look up from your note?
James- Hello Lily
Lily- Hello Potter
Sirius- Why would we pay attention?
Lily- Because she is explaining about a potion
Remus- What potion?
Lily- Pay attention and find out... seeing as we will be making it next class
Sirius- What is it we will be making?
Lily- I'm not telling and now I'm missing important information so have a nice day
James- Lily............................... I love Lily
Remus- Oh no here he goes!
Sirius- Help!
James- I love her I really do!! I do I do I do OOOOO I love Lily ya I love Lily!!! U huh
Remus- Wow.... James is messed up seriously
Sirius- Ya Siriusly
Peter-
Remus- Wormtail what are you doing?
Peter- Paying attention!
Sirius- Don't hurt you're self to bad mate!
Remus- Wow... he really is sniffing something!
James- It's raining Lily Hallelujah It's raining my Lily Hallelujah We just might have to stay inside Hallelujah
Sirius- I think Prongs is high on something
Remus- I think he's high on love
Sirius- Is that possible?
Remus- Ya... I get that way when I'm around my girl
Sirius- Oh
Remus- ya
Sirius- Do you think we should pay attention?
Remus- I guess
James- I love my Lillian, Lillian, Lillian... Jamsie's Lillian Evens!
Lily- (reading with deer in the headlights look) Umm Potter class is over... are you feeling ok?
James- Yes... I'm feeling swell!
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A/n Hello my pets (just kidding I'm not that messed up!) I'm so sorry I was gonna write sooner but my crazy aunt was over for a friggin weekend and I spent 2 weeks trying to recover from her snide remarks about me and my sisters and their husbands and the way they raise their kids! (Mainly me and Megan... the black sheep) God I hate that woman! SHE GETS HIGH OFF OF PLAY DOUGH FOR GOODNESS SAKE!! So I'm gonna turn her into a teacher and have my little demented friends have a go at her!!! MUAHAHAHAHAH (The description of her in her is how she looks by the way) I feel for you all with really messed up mental visions... but trust me she is much worse!
Potions
James- Hay did you notice anything different about Professor Anderson?
Peter- She looks a little scary...
Remus- Wormtail you dolt she always looks like that! Does anyone know what the hell she did to her hair though? It looks like she stuck a knife in a muggle socket!
James- I wouldn't put it past her! Although it looks like she died it... black? But if she did it looks like she was high when she did it!
Remus- Ya she missed like most of her head!
Sirius- Her voice is one of the scariest things about her though... it's like always calm and freaky... and sounds like it was used to lure little kids to her house so she can eat them!!!
Peter- She really scares me... guys she's looking at us weird! I think she wants to eat us!!!!!
Remus- Nonsense Wormtail why would a Hogwarts teacher want to eat us?
Peter- Because she is a, a HAG!
Sirius- Lay off of the play dough sniffing there Pete... I only said her voice sounded like she wants to eat kids!
Peter- I do NOT sniff play dough... I don't like it anymore... not since I stuck it up my nose twice! (A/N I did that)
Remus- Wow... that was.... odd Wormtail... HOLY SHIT SHE IS LOOKING AT US LIKE SHE WANTS TO EAT US!!
Peter- See I knew it wasn't just me!
Remus- It is just you I just wanted to watch you get all excited about a really freaky teacher looking at you and pee your pants!
Peter- That wasn't very nice Moony
Remus- Your brain is messed dude!
Sirius- Maybe she likes you mate!
James- After all I wouldn't put it past CRAZY JUDY ANDERSON!
Lily- Are you gonna pay attention or just stare at the professor with open mouths every time you look up from your note?
James- Hello Lily
Lily- Hello Potter
Sirius- Why would we pay attention?
Lily- Because she is explaining about a potion
Remus- What potion?
Lily- Pay attention and find out... seeing as we will be making it next class
Sirius- What is it we will be making?
Lily- I'm not telling and now I'm missing important information so have a nice day
James- Lily............................... I love Lily
Remus- Oh no here he goes!
Sirius- Help!
James- I love her I really do!! I do I do I do OOOOO I love Lily ya I love Lily!!! U huh
Remus- Wow.... James is messed up seriously
Sirius- Ya Siriusly
Peter-
Remus- Wormtail what are you doing?
Peter- Paying attention!
Sirius- Don't hurt you're self to bad mate!
Remus- Wow... he really is sniffing something!
James- It's raining Lily Hallelujah It's raining my Lily Hallelujah We just might have to stay inside Hallelujah
Sirius- I think Prongs is high on something
Remus- I think he's high on love
Sirius- Is that possible?
Remus- Ya... I get that way when I'm around my girl
Sirius- Oh
Remus- ya
Sirius- Do you think we should pay attention?
Remus- I guess
James- I love my Lillian, Lillian, Lillian... Jamsie's Lillian Evens!
Lily- (reading with deer in the headlights look) Umm Potter class is over... are you feeling ok?
James- Yes... I'm feeling swell!
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