A/n before I start this I would like to warn you that updating might be extremely sparse until after Marching Band
DADA
Remus- Prongs what are you doing?
James- Writing a poem to Lily
Remus- Oh my God!
Sirius- Lets hear it Prongs!
James- Ok... Roses are pretty/ Daffodils are too/ But Lily dearest, my favourite flower is you
Sirius- Prongs are you gay?
Peter- James, are you really?!?!?!??!?!?!?
James- Is it really that bad?
Remus- Erm no
Sirius- It's unmanly!!!
Peter- Jimmy do you love me?
James- Sirius what's wrong with my poem! I think Lily will finally realize how much she loves me, and needs me!
Remus- Yes Prongs it will cure everything that you have done in the past to make Lillian Evans hate you!
James- Thanks Moony!
Sirius- Oh, get a room you two!!
James- Ok... Moony come back to bed!!!
Remus- Sorry Prongs I'm not that way anymore
James- Remus, you don't find me irresistible?!?!?!?!
Remus- No not really I'm in love with... someone else
James- Is it Sirius?
Remus- No... He's Peter's man
Sirius- (while looking up some girls skirt) WHAT?!?!??!
Peter- Sirius you really feel that way?
Sirius- NO!! I'm straight I like girls I like girls!!!!
Remus- We know Padfoot
Sirius- Than why did you say that?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Peter- You mean you really don't love me?
Sirius- No
Peter- Do you love me Remus?
Remus- Define love
Peter- Do you love me how I love you?
Remus- How do you love me?
Peter- I wanna shag you for the rest of my life
Remus- No... I'm straight
Peter- James?
James- No Peter I don't LOVE you I'm also straight!
Peter- Than why did you say that?
Remus- It was a joke Peter...
Peter- Oh, ok... maybe I'll ask Severus out later... I did see him staring at me last week
Remus- That's disturbing! Lets change the subject shall we?
Sirius- So, who are you in love with, Moony?
Remus- Cassie Aul
James- Ravenclaw?
Remus- Ya
Sirius- 7th year?
Remus- Yes
James- Ok... now on to more pressing maters!
Peter- Ya?
James- Why won't Lily go out with me?
Remus- Because she wont
James- But why! Everyone loves James Potter!
Sirius- No they all love ME!
Remus- Actually they all worship you... they don't love you... they all love me!
James- Because everyone loves The Marauders!
Remus- I'm going to need some help later in my life
James- I can help you Moony!
Remus- That's ok I don't need your help
Sirius- I know, who can help you feel better!
Remus- I feel just fine now
Sirius- Yes but when you feel down Cassie will be there!
James- yes she can kiss all your troubles away!
Remus- You did not just say that!
James- No I didn't, I wrote that!
Remus- You did not just write that!
James- No I didn't... I wrote something else that doesn't pertain to what you said
Remus- Oh f-ing hell!
Peter- Um We have to pair up with partners and do something
James- My grandma died at 104 years old but they saved the baby
Remus- (2 Sirius) I don't think he was kidding!
James- My grandma died at 104 years old... and I went to the flower feller to get her some flowers and a card-
Sirius- Hold on you got a card for your dead grandmother?
James- They had them there
Sirius- I know I'm gonna regret this but what did it say?
James- Get well soon!
Sirius and Remus- I knew it!
James- Anyway I go to the feller to pay and he goes 'what are the flowers for'? And I go there for my grandmother she died at 104. And he goes, '104 what did she die from?' What did she die from? She was 104... She wrecked her Harley up at Bick Week!
James, Sirius, Remus, Peter- Here's your sign!
(Taken from Blue Collar Comedy Tour the Movie, Larry The Cable Guy (doing Bill Engvell's Here's Your Sign)
A/N- Just wondering... who is your favourite stand-up comic, and your favourite joke by them? Mine is Larry or Bill and the joke is from above
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