By Hikaru Hayashi
Chapter Two of Point of View is back! I'm on a roll here...let's see how many chapters I can edit in one day...
Disclaimer note: I own NOTHING!! So sue me!!
Now on with the blasted fic! (That is a funky word...)
Chapter 2-Jono's Story"Mal, the Purple-Spotted Flying Monkey!!"
Katsuya Jonouchi sat at his desk banging his head for topics. Aagh! I was never good at this crap! How am I 'sposed to pull this one off? I'd ask Yugi for help, but we're not 'sposed ta talk! Kusou! This sucks!!
Just then, he heard muttering coming from the desk in front of him...Honda. Jonouchi picked up and eraser and flicked it at the back of Honda's head. "Shaddap!" he whispered.
For some strange reason, he suddenly came up with something to write! Hee heh! Awright! This is gonna be good!! He thought as he picked up his pencil and began to write.
This is Jono's story:
"Awright, people! I'm about to tell you a story that will haunt your nightmares for years! Hah hah hah! Ah, just kiddin'!
Okay, I was about 10 years old and I was walkin' through the woods, and I ran into a bear! A wild bear! No joshin'! The bear, his name was 'Yami' an' he tried ta eat me! Luckily I managed to escape by hidin' in a barn full of evil green chickens with orange-speckled eggs. Well, I hadn't had breakfast, and those eggs were startin' ta look mighty yummy.
I decided to take a few. I didn't think the chickens would mind.
Well, guess what...? They minded.
Those big ugly green bullies chased me out of their barn. I wasn't watchin' where I was goin' an' I fell down a steep hill and rolled into a dark spooky cave...where I hit my head.
This is where I met Mal.
I will never forget that. Now, Mal, she's a purple-spotted flying monkey! I know it sounds crazy, awright? But it's true. She was one of my best friends in the whole world! The day we first met was probably the craziest adventure we had...well, one of the craziest.
Now, I had been out cold for 'bout five minutes from when I bumped my head on some dumb rock. (Blasted chickens!) When I came to, and didn't know where I was, I began to get scared...and hungry.
Just when I thought the world had come to an end, I heard a soft angelic voice. Yeah, fluffy huh? The moment I heard Mal's voice, I thought for sure I was dead! But then she appeared to me. She was the most beautiful creature I'd ever seen and...Whaa? Uh, just fergit that, awright?
Anyway, probably the most significant and predictable thing that happened all day was that Mal had offered to help me find my way home.
Yah, yah! You've heard this one before right? Wrong! You have no idea!
So we crawled out of the cave and y'know who was waitin' fer us? It was that bear again! I thought we were doomed, but Mal sure showed him who was boss! I thought, after that, our troubles were over. I thought that bear would never bother us again.
But y'know what? I was wrong.
That bear, Yami, he came back for more. And he brought his friends 'Bakura' and 'Malik' along with him! My first fatal mistake was mouthin' off to 'em. The second...was challengin' 'em to a fight.
I like, ROYALLY got my butt handed ta me! They had me out-matched and outnumbered. The next thing I knew, I was face-flat on the dirt, half-unconscious. I thought I was a goner! I thought, 'This is really it! I'm really fixin' ta die!'
Well, Mal decided to step in and with her fighting skills...well, the rest is history. Those bears never stood a chance against Mal...and her whole army of purple-spotted flying monkeys!! (It turns out she was the princess...go figure, huh?)
Mal was also kind enough to treat my wounds (good thing too, I probably would have died from blood lossage). She said she now knew where I lived, and after I was healed enough, she said she would fly me there personally.
She also said somethin' about runnin' off in the woods together...'Whoa!' I told her. 'Red light, here! Slow down! I'm, like, ten years old and last thing I need is a monkey girlfriend! I don't think so!' So I said we could be friends, even though she like, seriously had a crush on me.
Fortunately for me, we had no interferences on my way home. Mal said she had a great time with me and said she'd come back again. She kissed me on the cheek (yeah, I know...she WHAT!) and she flew off! And she was true to her word. She came back to visit me numerous times.
We also had load a' other crazy adventures. Like, the time Mal took me to her world an' I met the king of purple-spotted flying monkeys. He didn't like me too much either! He and HIS army tried to capture me and grill my innards.
Around a year ago, Mal stopped comin' ta visit. It was also around the time I met Yugi. I'm startin' ta think Mal wasn't real, like she was an invisible friend or somethin'. Y'know, invisible friends stop commin' once ya meet real friends. But I will never forget the good times we had together!"
Jono put his pen down, proud of what he'd written. He was so enthusiastic to share it with everyone if given the chance. He heard Honda muttering again in the seat in front of him. He picked up another eraser and flicked it at Honda. "Shaddap!!" he whispered.
End Chapter Two
That's it for this one. As you can see, I haven't changed anything. It was fine the way it was and I'm editing what made it get taken down.
Coming next chapter: Chapter Three's feature story was written by our short loveable Yugi Mutoh (Mutou, if it makes some of you happy...). Ja ne!