By Hikaru Hayashi
Have you ever tried to type or edit a story while listening to your favorite Japanese band (i.e. Do As Infinity) on your iPod? It's pretty difficult, but you get used to it. (Hint, hint) Anyway, the edited Chapter four.
Disclaimer note: Quit buggin' me! I don't own it!!
There. Now on with the story...
Chapter 4: Honda's Story"Hiroto's New Honda"
Hiroto Honda sat at his desk muttering from a mixture of aggravation and boredom. "I really don't want to do this..." he muttered, rubbing his neck. "This is all Otogi's fault, if it weren't for him and Kaiba I wouldn't be in here...this royally stinks...."
Suddenly, he felt an eraser hit the back of his head. He heard a whisper from behind him: "Shaddap!!"
"Ooh, now I'm really annoyed..." he thought when he realized the owner of the whisper and the eraser was Jonouchi. He instead decided to ignore this and began writing, making things up as he went.
This is Honda's story:
"All right. Like, there's this dude, and his name's Hiroto. He's like, this hot guy, all right? And, like all the chicks dig him, ya followin' me? He's even more popular than Ryuji Otogi, all right, and Otogi is nothing but a hotshot cheapskate, owns his own shop, but doesn't pay the bills...!
But, anyway, the dude, Hiroto, the chicks dig him even more now, 'cause he's got, like a brand new 2004 Honda Civic, never been driven except by him. So all the chicks at school always ask him for rides. And his "friends" like so envy him now!
Yah, he's got these friends named Katsuya and Mutoh, and they are like, so jealous so they don't talk to him anymore, some friends, huh?! But, of course, he's a good friend and still talks to them 'cause he's cool that way...yeah. And he's got like, this hot I mean HOT girlfriend named Shizuka, all right? Yeah, he's got it all. He's like, rich and stuff...and stuff.
And to make things better for him, he like, just found out that Otogi lost his money and his cheerleaders and his game shop and now he's living on the streets and can hardly pay for his education and he's got no friends or family or nothin' and stuff! So Otogi tries to be slick and tries to steal Hiroto's Honda, but the alarm goes off and Hiroto's like, "bodyguards" come and they drag Otogi to jail and he's got no friends or money ta bail him out, so yah, he's stuck there for a while!
And Hiroto, even though he's got like, CHICKS following him around, there's only one Shizuka, the love of his life; he's gonna marry that girl someday! She's so awesome (and, like, fine, and I mean FIIIIINE!!). And Hiroto takes her on dates wherever she wants to go, because he's just cool that way...and...yeah.
Sometimes, people envy poor Hiroto and try to rip him off and steal his car and stuff, 'cause they think it's the CAR that makes him popular. It's his killer awesome personality, man! (Actually it could be the money, I mean, this guy, he's got more money than Seto Kaiba himself, y'know? I mean, this guy, he's like, FILTHY. I mean, he is SO filthy, he's CLEAN.)
Not only is he filthy clean, and filthy rich, he's like FRESH. I mean, he's like SO fresh. He's got a fresh personality and a fresh bod and a fresh car. The CAR, DUDE!! (I wish I had that car...)
Yah, that Hiroto, he's like, one cool dude, y'know?"
At this point, Honda ran out of ideas. "Mmm...y'know, I guess I could just end it here," he muttered, rubbing his neck again. "I don't think it's gonna mater much anyway, besides, I'm getting major writer's cramp and I'm not even a writer..." he thought.
He felt another eraser hit the back of his head. He once again heard Jonouchi whispering loudly: "Shaddap!!"
End Chapter Four
Yah...I didn't change it! I added some things, but the story's the same...(blasted Frappachinos...)
Coming next chapter: Chapter Five's feature story was written by that dice-loving, hair-fiddling, girl-flirting bum, Ryuji Otogi (a.k.a. Duke Devlin...I really don't like that guy...). Ja ne!