A/N: Thanks for da reviews. I don't know how long this whole thing will last, but ya know what? It will go on foreva! Until my mojo runs out...Well this is a parody of "I will survive" RRE!
Aunt Joshephine: I'm always afraid, I'm petrified
I know I can never live without Ike by my side
But then I spent so many nights thinking how he answered my phone
And I grew depressed and now I got orphans to ignore
And now I found a guy, from the grocery store
I just walked in to find a guy with a eye patch over hie eye
I should have got rid of the stupid phone, I should have not answered the it
If I'd have known for just one second that a crazy guy would threaten me
I gotta go, gotta jump out the window
Just pretend I died now cuz orphans aren't worth it anymore
Weren't they the ones who got me to answer the phone
Did they think I'd drowned
Did ya think I'd drowned, did ya think I'd jump out the window and die
Oh no not I, I will pretend to die
Oh as long as I know where a cave is, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live I've got all my fear to give
I'll pretend to die I will pretend to die hey hey
(music)
It took all the strength I had not be scared of Olaf
And tried so hard to make him see my broken heart
And I spent a night in the cave just feeling sorry for myself
I will always cry, but now the leeches are makin' me die
And you see me..mutilated and all ew,
I'm still that scared little woman still tryin' to get away
And so Olaf felt like dropping me in and just expectin' me to die
But now I'm feeling sorry that I ate that fruit and leeches are eatin' me
Thrown outta the boat, I'm gonna go
Just turn around now cuz orphans are my only hope
Weren't they the ones who figured out my note
Did they think I'd drown, did they think I'd jump out, why no!
Oh no not I, I'm gonna die
Oh as long as I'm smelling like bannana, I know I'll end up like Ike
I've got all my life to live I've got all my fear to give
I'm gonna die..I'm gonna die ohh go on now go
Thrown outta the boat, I'm gonna go
Just turn around now cuz orphans are my only hope
....continuing chorus