Vernon Dursley, The Mad Muggle and The Floo of Doom.

Written by Wendy Holmes

Apologies to Sever Us who did a Severitus Challenge, My

CHAPTER-5-The Floo of Doom

Vernon decides it is time to turn the floo's of the wizarding world into the FLOO OF DOOM

Meanwhile CHEM-CO hires Neville to run their Agricultural Division including their magical garden with plants for their Herbology Division, required for their potion making.

Fred and George, purebloods, are hired as consultants and paid a handsome fee. From them, Vernon, locates almost every pureblood floo address who had supported Voldemort, even the ones who sat on the sidelines. Vernon has led them to believe that all those address will be getting some of WWW's Skiving Trickboxes by Floo.

Little do Fred and George know that Vernon will test each floo address by sending a catalog of their products thru the floo. If the catalog with tracking charm comes back then the floo address was incorrect. When correct the catalog will appear at the location, if it finds the location, then it stays there sending a confirmation of the correct address. It will come back if it cannot find the location. There are a few returns, but not many.

Vernon and his team list the floo addresses by friends, enemies and death eaters vs non-death eaters vs those who sat on the sidelines and were pureblood.

Soon many purebloods will get something they hate from an enemy with a false return address. After a day of jokes it will be time for some deadly trickery.

The Team is deciding which day should be D-DAY for the FLOO OF DOOM. They are wondering which Skiving Trickbox to use. They opt out for dung bombs and their own MG surprise. (MG = muggle). The MG Surprise consists of two sticks of dynamite wired to a sensor attached to the Skiving Trickbox's, so after they have gone off the dynamite goes off within a minute or at first magical motion on the dynamite or sensors. So when the dung bombs go off, if the wizard trys to use magic to banish the dung bombs or remaining package, the dynamite goes off. Two sticks of dynamite pretty sure guarantees that whatever room it is in, will be blown up including those rooms right next to the room being blown up. The potential to kill wizards is greatly enhanced..

If no one is home, then just the dung bombs go off. If no wizard is home he or she is unlikely to banish anything. So until the wizard of witch arrives home and sees the mess on the floor or a unsuspecting House Elf moves the package it is safe. Once moved or the motion sensor is triggered then the dynamite goes off, killing whomever is there and blowing up the house most likely.

They test it by sending one to the MINISTRY OF MAGIC, MINISTERS OFFICE. When it goes off, just before the floo connection fails, a extra package is floo'd in to be displayed in the air of that room.

Then they wait for the news to trickle in. It does not take long for the reporters Tomas Brokeall, Richardo Jennings and Foxy Newsy and their Magical News Media crews to film the damage, convert the film to magical photo's, with their newest wizard media tools, produced by CHEM-MEDIA. That afternoon the Daily Prophet, was the first newspaper to be released to the wizarding world with photo's and interviews from the few remaining people alive in the MoM.

A Ghostlike message can be seen floating in the air near where the explosion went off, "BEWARE THE FLOO OF DOOM".

Now wizards are closing off their floo connections, but while they appear to be closed off they are not really closed off. They are closed to use by the people of that address, but closed off to Vernon and his buddies. So they can still send bombs thru the wizard floo network.

Meanwhile Vernon is in a drunken stupor along with Hank and BBD. They send a bunch of Trickboxes thru the Wizards Floo's to various addresses, notably those found on the dead wizards they killed at their para-military camp. Wizards, Witches and Hosue Elfs die all over the Wizarding World, even Kreacher at #12 Grimwauld Place. Thankfully no one was there other than Kreacher.

Back at the office. Vernon awakes from his drunkeness and has completely forgotten what he and his buddies did the previous night, using the Floo of Doom.

Vernon decides to hold off on the war with the wizards. Profits are so high. He decides he will await the next time he slips into the depressive state of his Manic Depressive mental disease, to do the dirty work.

The Daily Prophet manages to get out a newspaper that day, despite having had half of its office blown up the previous night by the Floo of Doom. It is a very short newspaper, only 4 pages long.

THE DAILY PROPHET

FLOO OF DOOM IN USE LAST NIGHT

In a rare interview with the boy-who-lived, Harry Potter confirmed that indeed the Floo of Doom had last night been used and over 60 known Death Eater family residences had been blown up or severely damaged. Another 40 plus Wizard households were also damaged or blown up. These households had the reputation of supporting Tom Riddle (Voldemort) while appearing to sit on the side lines.

Apparently only wizard families that had supported Voldemort were visited by The Floo of Doom.

Page 2 & 3-Listings of known Floo of Deaths.

Page 4-Advertisements. (instead of advertisements)

CHEM-Co is offering to assist anyone who needs any kind of help to get thru this trying time. Donated by the election committee for ELECT VERNON DURSLEY, for MINISTER of the MINISTRY of MAGIC.

In the London Times there is a full page ad advocating Vernon Dursley, CEO of CHEM-Co as the next PRIME MINISTER OF ENGLAND.

Meanwhile back at the lab, Joe Junior has lofty idea's. He is thinking that if the power potion and solar panels were applied to space technology that they could start up their own space program and harvest the moon for minerals. Joe Sr. nixes that idea because the space technology world would be against them for destroying the surface of the moon, where the whole world could see the surface of the moon.

Joe Jr then sez, "How about we go after the planet mars then."

Joe Sr replies, "That is do-able. In fact we could harvest the moons of mars and then terraform mars to become live-able. I think though that the floo connections to mars might take awhile."

Thus is born CHEM-SPACE. A corporation that gets involved in space technology mixing it with magic.

End of Chapter 5