By Hikaru Hayashi
Yes! I've edited all the stories. Two more chapters to go (don't worry, last time around, I didn't even get to post Chapter Nine, so...)
Ah, this might be another one of my personal favorites. I LOVE Seto! He is just so awesome, don't you agree? Well, some of you might not...screw you then...
Strangely enough, I wasn't always a Seto fan. As crazy as it sounds, I used to hate his guts! I used to think he was just a snobby punk. But then I saw that episode where that Rare Hunter almost drops the crate on Tea's head and Seto tackles him! I saw that and shouted "Woo! Yeah! Go Kaiba!!" After that, I realized, what the heck Kaiba's pretty cool, so I slowly began to like him and I've like him ever since.
I think this chapter really brings out his personality, I mean the jerky side of him that everyone hates him for. I, for one, LOVE it when Seto's a jerk! It makes him so cool! (Not to mention he's one of the hottest guys on the show...!!)
Disclaimer note: I don't own Seto Kaiba!!
Now, for the final story!
Chapter 7: Seto's Story"Things That Bother Me..."
Seto Kaiba was frustrated because he was sent to detention. This is all Yugi's fault. Why didn't he just let Honda and Otogi kill themselves? That just would have been two less losers! This really hasn't been my day...
He was surprised because he actually came up with something to write! Darn...! he thought. I really didn't want to do this. Oh well...'
On the other side of the room, an eraser went flying towards the back of Honda's head. The owner of the eraser whispered loudly: "Shaddap!!"
Hah! Morons! Seto thought as he picked up his pen, got out his notebook and started writing.
This is Seto's story:
"Okay, I really don't want to do this, so just bear with me. So, I'm your average guy. I just happen to be really rich, and really popular (not to mention having the coolest little brother on the planet...!). But there's something that's been bugging me for the longest.
His name's Yugi Mutoh!!
Ever since Yugi came along and humiliated me by taking my title as the top rank duelist in the world, I've had all sorts of problems trying to get even.
The thing is, I've got all these brilliant plans to get rid of that pest once and for all...and for some strange reason none of them seemed to work! (and I absolutely refuse to go into those details...) So I thought, 'Heck, if I can't destroy Yugi, I'll just humiliate him like he did me'.
It turns out that didn't work too good either. But not next time! Next time, I WILL defeat Yugi, no matter what!!
There's something else that's been bothering me too. I think people are deliberately trying to drive me insane with their stupid tricks! It started with that woman Ishizu at the museum. She needs to just give it a rest. All that nonsensical stuff about Ancient Egypt and whatnot...I wonder what SHE was high on...!
Because what ever it was, Yugi might be taking it too, because he's getting crazier every day, I swear!!
And because everyone else is going crazy, it's making me crazy! I wish Yugi hadn't come and taken my title away, and I wish everyone would leave me the heck alone!!! If Yugi hadn't showed up, I wouldn't be in this crap...
I've often heard the saying, 'be careful what you wish for'. My response to that saying is if you're going to wish for something it might as well come true! So, whatever...whoever created that saying should burn in Hades. Along with Yugi and his pathetic 'friends', 'cause they're starting to get on my frigging nerves...!!"
Seto decided to stop writing. Any more and he would have started cursing, and he promised Mokuba he'd watch his cursing.
'Well, I guess I'm done!' he thought as he leaned back in his desk.
He looked over to the other side of the room. Another eraser went zooming and hit the back of Honda's head. Jonouchi, who'd thrown the eraser, said, in a loud whisper, "Shaddap!!"
Seto covered his head on his desk, hoping nobody would hear him laughing.
End Chapter Seven
I still regret having this chapter so short, but I don't know what else to add to it! Poor Seto!!
Coming next chapter: The madness and tension rise as the YGO boys have to share their stories with each other! Ja ne!