A/N: Once again...silliness ensues! This is "Don't Stop Me Now". RRE!!!!
Phil: Today, I'm gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive and at work, feeling happy and gay!
And floating around in ecstasy
So don't pity me now don't pity me 'cause
I'm having a good time having a good time
I'm a happy lumberjack skipping through the forest
Like a unicorn flying through fluffy clouds
I'm a big ax cuttin' down trees like a beaver
I'm gonna go go go
There's no saddening me me
I'm skipping around work!
It's a danger to my health
That's why they call me mister happy!
I'm loving the gum break!
I'm gonna make a supersonic bubble outta it
Don't pity me now
I'm having such a good time
I'm cutting a log don't pity me now
If you wanna have a day off just give Sir a call
Don't pity me now ('cause I'm cuttin' a log)
Don't pity me now (yes I'm cuttin' a log)
I don't want to stop at all
I've got my leg cut off
But I'm still smilin'
I am a panda, doin' tricks on a ball
I am no sex kinda guy, that's givin' everyone hugs
Like an gummy bear about to
Oh oh oh oh oh IMPLODE!
I'm skipping around work!
It's a danger to my health!
That's why they call me mister happy
I'm loving the gum break
I wanna make a supersonic bubble outta it!
The Baudelaires: pity him, pity him
Pity him hey hey hey!
Pity him pity him ooh ooh ooh
Phil: (I like it)
Baudelaires: Pity him pity him
Have a good time good time
Don't pity me don't pity me ah
Phil: I'm skipping around work yeah!
It's a danger to my health
That's why they call me mister happy
I'm loving the gum break
I wanna make a supersonic bubble outta it!
Don't pity me now
I'm having such a good time
I'm cutting a log don't pity me now
If you wanna have a day off just give Sir a call
Don't pity me now ('cause I'm cuttin' a log)
Don't pity me now (yes I'm cuttin' a log)
I don't want to stop at all