Vernon Dursley, The Mad Muggle and The Floo of Doom.
Written by Wendy Holmes
Apologies to Sever Us who did a Severitus Challenge, My
CHAPTER-8-Harrys 7th Year
Harry and the kids at kings cross and platform 9 3/4
Malfoy as usual walks down the train corridor of the passenger cars and makes fun of Harry and the 7th Year Gryffindors. Harrys pulls out his wand and shouts, "Screwus nee Humanus, Malfoy nee Crabbe Y' Malfoy nee Goyle" and Crabbe grabs Malfoy, bends him over, raises his robes and starts shagging Draco, while Goyle is shagging Draco's big mouth. They lumber down the corridor that way until Professor Snape sees them. He waves his wand, 'finite incatatum' and they break apart. Draco is so embarassed. Professor Snape, says, "Let me guess. Potter did this to you."
Harry and the kids at arrive at Hogwarts, great hall for dinner. Minerva McGonagall is now the Headmistress of the school and Professor Snape is the Associate Headmaster of Hogwarts.
School starts, classes to go to. Harry uses that spell he learned from Albus. Harry tells the guys 5th thru 7th year of Gryffindor the spell to use to get the girls they want to have sex with. What Harry does not know is that because of that particular spell all of the girls the guys have sex with will become pregnant, regardless of which ever potion or spell they used to avoid pregnancy.
Some of the guys like Colin and Dennis Creevy and Seamus Finnigan like the House Elfs, so they use the spell on them and shag the House Elfs. House Elfs can have a full term baby House Elf in about 3 months. There are a lot of baby House Elfs being born around Christmas time, Easter time and when school gets out. Their babies are half human and half House Elf and have both kinds of magic available to use.
By Christmas time the girls 3rd year to 7th year of Hufflepuff are about 3 months pregnant and not yet showing, however the morning sickness is noticeable by Madam Pomphrey. The Ravenclaw girls 3rd year to 7th year are 2 months along. The Slytherin girls 3rd year to 7th year have yet to miss their first period, but they will. Madam Pomphrey does the pregnancy test on all of the female at Hogwarts and discovers that almost all of the girls are pregnant.
Meawhile the guys are bragging about how they used the spell and where they used it. Ron told how he used the spell in the Astronomy Tower, Dean said he used in the Divination classroom, Fred and George used it on Lavndar and Parvarti in the kitchen and shagged them on the breakfast table.
By Easter week, the Hufflepuff girls are about 6 months along the Ravenclaw girls are 5 months along and the Slytherin girls are 4 months along and all are showing. The hufflepuff girls are due to give birth during June, Ravenclaw during July and Slytherin during August.
Meanwhile Hermione, Luna and Padmil are all due in May 1999. They have compared notes and they do not remember having sex with anyone. They start counting back and realize the only place there were all together was when they went to the Dursleys house for Harry's birthday. Meanwhile Ginny has been doing some reading in the library and has discovered that Parslemouths girls cannot get pregnant anytime someone uses a sex spell on them, while Parslemouth boys impregnate girls anytime they have sex with them.
Ginny now knows that Harry has knocked up Hermione, Luna and Padma. She comes across a piece of parchment on sex spells, written by Albus Dumbledore. She sees the Screwus nee Humanus, persons name, obliviate spell so a guy can have sex with a girl, then erase her memory after the act. She uses a copy spell to make a copy of this document and information on it.
She heads for the Headmistresses office with the parchment, but is stopped by Draco Malfoy. He reads the note. "WOW he says. I could do Granger with this."
Ginny, "Well I think Harry is the one who has done all the girls of Hogwarts and knocked everyone up."
Draco, "I heard he told that spell to the Gryffindor boys 5th year and up. I know this because I overheard the guys bragging about when and where they used that spell and who they used it on. Say are you knocked up yet?"
Ginny, "As a Parslemouth I am immune to that spell. Anyways I was going to take this up to the Headmistress so Professor McGonagall can expell Harry."
Draco, "I have a better idea. Use it to marry Harry."
Ginny, "After he slept with how many girls?"
Draco, "You have been crushing on him since 1st year. Now in your 6th year you have a chance to marry him and you are throwing it away. I cannot believe you Gryffs..."
Ginny, "You know Draco, maybe I could have sex with you and claim it is his. "
Draco, "and when that baby is born with white hair, Harry will come and kill me, NO THANK YOU. Do you know how big he is. I have seen him in the locker room after a quidditch match. His ding dong is at least 12 to 14 inches long."
Ginny, "Why were you looking?"
Draco, 'Well at first I thought I had seen a snake in the shower, but when I saw it was his ding dong, I freaked out."
End of school year and Hermione is married to Ron, because he wants her so badly. Luna marries Neville, Lavendar marries Fred, Parvarti marries George and Padma marries Seamus. Harry has since married Ginny, even though they did not have sex until they were married. There are still House Elf's having baby House Elf's while Albus Dumbledore is looking for Colin, Dennis and Seamus. He wants to speak with them about mating with House Elfs.
After they graduate, his Uncle Vernon tells him that CHEM-SPACE has been terra forming Mars and they are ready to colonize that planet. Would Harry like to be one of the first people there. He intends to build a new school of Witchcraft and Wizardry named Hogwarts Mars.
Harry and his bride Ginny Weasley go to Mars to create a new Ministry of Magic. On Mars Harry cannot be expedited back to earth, when Hermione, Luna and Padma give birth to babies with emerald green eyes. There is an uproar when that kind of news leaks out. MARS is too far to teleport to and there is no Floo connection to MARS, at least that no one knows about.
End of Chapter 8