Vernon Dursley, The Mad Muggle and The Floo of Doom.
Written by Wendy Holmes
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CHAPTER-9-England vs America, 1-0
Harry and his bride Ginny Weasley go to Mars to create a new Ministry of Magic.
The Whitehouse CoS tells the VP that the Brits refuse to give up that technology to them. They need it lest they get left in the techno-dust.
Meanwhile Vernon and his buddies are setting up many Floos of Doom for the American Military. The American Military have decided to take over the floo system in America. Vernon shuts down all the local Floos within America, by sending bombs thru the network and taking them offline by blowing them up. The only remaining Floo's in America are located in New York where the World Trade Center is located while the other one is in San Francisco.
General Powell tells his men they are to drive their tanks into the Floo as the Floo's destination has been preset to London. A whole division of troops head thru both floos at once. Vernon has his men watching the London Floo and when the American Military come driving thru it, he switches it midstream so the new destination is the Mauna Loa active volcano in Hawaii. Tanks, Troop transports and such like exit into molten lava without a chance to warn the ones behind them it is a trap.
The 100 or so men in London and the one tank and quickly surrounded by British troops. They are given the choice to surrender or die. They surrender.
Meanwhile Vernon watches and as soon as the last of the troops are thru, he reverses the Floo flow, so that the lava now flows directly from the volcano out thru the floo in New York City. The lava flows thru the underground subway lines, filling up the garages underneath the WTC. The steel beams melt and the WTC collapses downward into the lava pool underneath it in the underground garage. As the support beams melt the building sinks lower and lower, while molten lava leaks out all over the WTC area, flowing out into the streets of New York City.
There is a waiter in Timbuktu who is told to take the Floo there offline as Vernon does not want molten lava flowing into that place. Meanwhile, back in America, molten lava begins flowing thru the floo in the underground garage beneath the White House at 1616 Pennsylvania Ave, Wash. D.C.
There is an Emergency evacuation at the Whitehouse as molten lava flow up from the garage and melts and burns the Whitehouse, down into a pile of ash and molten metal.
The American News Media is going crazy filing reports of molten lava erupting from the ground and melting down the WTC and then burning down the Whitehouse.
Homeland Security via FEMA pulls the plug on the news media. The internet gets tied up in lots of traffic as people go online to find out what has happened or is going on. FEMA tries to shut down the internet, but because there are so many million of servers, they cannot get it all down, just littlwe gaps here and there.
FEMA, does the next best thing, by turning off the power to huge electrical grids to knock down the internet. The other side of that coin is now that power is off, the criminals go out and play. Citizens begin looting stores, fires break out, there is little water pressure is some areas because their is no electricity to run the pumps to pump the water. Looting become rioting.
The head of FEMA tells them to turn the power back on. Colonel Schwarzenhammer puts a bullet thru the head of the man from FEMA.
Finally after many months the UN comes to an agreement. CHEM-CO will dissolve and give uo its secret to the world so as to better benefit mankind.
CHEM-Co sends notice that their accomplishments have allowed them to colonize Mars. They have been relocating to Mars. Their manufacturing and potion plants have already been relocated their. They are moving off-world and taking their technology with them.
CHEM-CO of St. Ebb has a huge facility their to process the magical folk to go to Mars. They also have their own standing magical army to keep the world at bay.
The international Wizarding Community is offered a safe place on Mars, but they will have to sign a blood oath contract that they support the British style Wizarding Government of Mars.
CONTRACTUAL BLOOD OATH AGREEMENT-
1. The Government is styled after the British Parliament, with Members of The House. The Prime Minister who is elected by The House.
2. Only Wizards, Witches, Squibs and muggles with Wild Talent are allowed on Mars. Muggles without any magical ability are forbidden on Mars, unless they are born there. If so they will be labeled Squibs without talent.
3. Those who PURE-BLOODS must marry a muggle with talent or muggleborn wizard or witch to immigrate to Mars. They must have an Hier within 2 years. They cannot divorce for at least 10 years.
4. PUREBLOODS MAY NOT MARRY PUREBLOODS, because of blood purity there had been too many wars which killed too many fine Wizards and Witches. From now on all Wizards and Witches shall be half-blood or less. No more intermarrying with families.
5. A Pureblood who already has a muggle without talent spouse may bring their spouse with them.
6. All those who come to Mars, will be labeled First Generation. Their offspring will be Second Generation and so forth.
7. Gringotts Bank Mars Division-will be operated by the Goblins. Many have emigrated to Mars. Gringotts Mars #1 is located in New Diagon Alley. There is no Knockturn Alley.
8. Dark Wizardry is forbidden. Dark Wizards punishment will be the Floo Of Doom, instead of The Veil. Basilisk making is outlawed. Those born with Parsletongue ability shall be trained in Xeno-Languages.
9. Wizards or Witches with a magical education and a muggle education in the space sciences or medical sciences are in high demand. Top Galleon is paid for them to come to work for CHEM-SPACE-Mars Division.
10. This agreement shall bind said Wizard, Witch or Squib with or without talent down thru their generations for 50 generations, after which they may renegotiate terms of this contract. In any case Mars shall remain muggle free, because in past centuries Wizards and muggles have not always been friendly.
SIGN HERE
DATED THIS DAY OF
MARS YEAR 1
There is an influx of emigrants to Mars where Wizards and Witches are moving there to escape the crap of the muggles on the earth.
Meanwhile the American Ministry of Wizardom is having a difficult time from the American govt who is demanding they willingly help them or else. The AMW apparates from the Standby Whitehouse to their headquartes to find it surrounded by American Military. They sends out floo calls thru their magical floo's which is not a part of the FP Network. They tell everyone to go to St. Ebb in England. The American muggle government has turned on its magical citizens.
Rewards are offered for those muggles who turn in family members who are magical. Each family member turned in will help you collect $250,000. There are slightly over 1 million wizards in America. Of that number about 900,000 go to St. Ebb to go to Mars. The remaining 100,000 have things to do to finish up before they leave. Of those 100,000 about 10,000 are shot outright while resisting capture. They managed to kill over 100,000 muggles while trying to resist capture. Of the remaining 90,000, about 2,000 were captured alive while the remaining 88,000 managed to leave America and make it to St. Ebb for Mars Emigration..
It becomes family members against family members as a few families who have bad blood between the muggle and the wizards sell out their magical relatives.
CHEM-CO bribes people in America. They manages to get 1900 of the 2,000 captured, to be returned to them, but is was expensive costing over $10 million per Wizard or Witch..
The remaining 100 were tortured to death for refusing to divulge information. Vernon and others are outraged. He sends for Hank. "Hank. How many Nukes do we have left?"
Hank, "I think We have 19 Nukes left."
Vernon, "Send them up here will you. I have a place to deliver them."
Hank, "Okay, bud"
Vernon, "Thanks Hank"
Hank goes and gets them Nukes and floos them up to Vernons office. Vernon arms them all. He uses a portkey solution and sends the nukes to the known location of interrogation centers in America where the Wizard, Witches and there children were murdered.
Meanwhile he changes the Floo connection from the Floo under the WTC to the Floo he just send via portkey to the bottom of the Mindenao Trench, 35,000 feet below sea level. Seawater erupts thru the WTC floo, hits the molten lava and steam is created exploding the lava and blowing a hole thru the ground level. Water is erupting straight upward thru the ground.
Vernon looks at his watch. He knows that in 5 minutes the portkey will take the floo from there to the south pole. Cold air will then erupt from where the water had been minutes before. New York City gets a chill as temperature drop to below zero.
As the last of the Wizards and Witches who are going to emigrate to Mars has left thru the MARS FLOO Network, the American Military has invaded Britain, specifically the area near St. Ebb. They come storming into his office after killing most of his employee's who decided to stay and fight and die, to save wizardom from muggledom.
They tell him, "Surrender or Die."
Vernon, presses a button and a wall slides back revealing a Hydrogen bomb and he says, "DIE!" and he Portkeys out as the Hydrogen Bomb goes off wiping out the invaders.
Vernon reappears next to his house at #4 Privet Drive. He meets Petunia his wife and tells her how much he loves her. They reenter the house and go back upstairs. While having sex her, he has a heart attack and dies, taking all of his secrets with him.
End of Chapter 9