A/N: My first Duncy/Violet type thingy...so weird....oh well. "Killer Queen" is my parody. RRE!
Duncan: She keeps her mind on inventions
And pulls up her hair "It helps me think" she says
Just like any female inventor
She builds all your needs
For Klaus and her little sister
At anytime when in danger
When being pursued by Count Olaf
Nice features and manners
Well educated in mechanics
Extremely tempermental
Chorus:
She's a invention queen
Makes whatever she needs
From anything at hand
Guaranteed to work
Anytime
Recommended for long trips
Great for sailing ships
And she's mine!
To avoid Count Olaf
She never stayed in one place
When in peril
She acts very stable
Made inventions for everything
Some were by purpose
Some were incidentally
If you're in need a smart lass
She would tend to your needs
For money could care less
Rather have family and happiness
Chorus
Drop of a hat she's got reflexes
Tolerant like a librarian
When there is danger near
Temporarily not a teenager
To absolutely get away from...danger...danger
She's all out get away
Chorus
Recommended for long trips
Great for sailing ships
And she's mine?
No she's mine...