Vernon Dursley, The Mad Muggle and The Floo of Doom.

Written by Wendy Holmes

Apologies to Sever Us who did a Severitus Challenge, My

CHAPTER-10a-The Real Prophecy

aka Dumbledore Meets the Veil

What no one knew about Vernon Dursleys secrets, was he had an agenda to rid the earth of wizards. He knew that the wizards could not kill off all of the muggles, because the muggles would have resorted to a nuclear solution which would have killed everyone on the earth with a nuclear winter.

So Vernon had decided that the best way to get a rid of the wizards was to make a place for them, while helping out his own bank account. He would use wizard knowledge, mix it with muggle technology and reap a fortune for himself. Later his idealogy modified and he figured out he would need some help and so he brought in his military war buddies. Greed is what originally drove Vernon Dursley, but after he had his buds, had robbed several banks and started marketing CHEM-Co products to the muggle world he had so much money pouring in that he would never be able to spend within 100 lifetimes. Greed seemed to go out the window, as it were.

He had decided the best way to get a rid of the wizards was to make a safe place for them, mars for instance, once terra formed would be the ideal place. After all he would be using their knowledge to get so damn rich, why not spend a tuppence to remake the planet.

He knew that American techno-greed was so much that if another country invented or marketed some products that threatened american technology and the american economy that their crooked politicians whose continued careers depended on the donations by CEO's of American Corporations. Britainia used to rule the waves the previous century and when she did, she ruled the world.

America had about 10 times the population of England and had within the past 50 years outspent everyone on ruling the waves and the world, indirectly thru financial, marketing, technology and military might. The threat of military intervention is what bent heads of state to their will. America was now the New Roman Empire whether anyone admitted it or not. It citizens were kept in the dark about wars in other countries, illegal wars in fact.

Once America decided someone was a threat to any part of them they went after that country. They invaded Panama after the election was allegedly stolen by the residing president.(dictator). Prior to that they supplied arms to a central American country, sent military advisors to help them, controlled the police and politicians. Tens of thousands of citizens of those countries were killed, If they even knew someone or a had a family member speak out against the Americans. America had failed in South Vietnam to rule that part of the world and while they did not yet rule Costa Rica nor Honduras or other nearby countries, their threat of military intervention was enough to allow the American Food Corporations to build huge Banana plantations their. They paid wages so low that the people who worked their could not even afford to buy the products that these food giants made.

Vernon Dursley learned this when he tried selling contracts for Grunning Drills to companies, to be undercut by American companies. An American company would have their subsidiary in an asian country make the drills and ship them to former Grunnings customers for less that what it cost Grunnings to make and sell their drills. So by doing business elsewhere they could undercut most of the world price wise so long as they could maintain some marketing control of where a product was marketed.

When CHEM-Co began marketing its products in England, the Americans were not too concerned, but when CHEM-Co began marketing its products to Europe and America then the American business world wanted to put a stop to them. The technological advances CHEM-CO had made were so far ahead of them they had no way of catching up. Several of CHEM-CO products were patented and could probably be reverse engineered, but most of his products, if patents, must have been sealed so as to keep anyone from seeing them. They had to have been patented in England because there was no American Patent and the American attitude was 'if it is not patented here, then it is not patented at all'. Therefore it is up for grabs if we can steal it from them, by fair means or foul. Military might or the threat thereof is the foulest way to steal.

All this was disclosed in Vernon Durselys will, after he died. He knew how much Petunia hated Wizards and so he planned out a way to get a rid of all of them, by sending them off planet. The Wizards would have their own planet to live on, but no longer be on earth.

What Vernon left out of his Will was that were still several MARS FLOO connection hidden within a very small Wizarding enclaves. Hogsmeade of Scotland, Diagon Alley of London, Chantilly Lace of Paris, Der Market of Berlin, Western Stars of Montana/Canada, Vienna of Atlanta Georgia and Banana Place of Luau (Hawaii), in addition to CHEM-Co of London. CHEM-CO-MARS sent their products to earth to be marketed while CHEM-Co (of earth) in turn marketed products to Mars.

Be it known the fall of the light wizard
He has darkness you know not.
He will try to replace the light wizard
and destroy the muggle world

Be it known the fall of the light wizard
He has dark power you know not.
The One to conquer the fallen light wizard,
has emerald green eyes.

Albus Dumbledore waited in his warded holding cell a very long time. Well at least it seemed to be a long time, but due to time manipulation it was not really a long time. While time passed normally outside, it was sped up on the inside.

At least Albus Dumbledore had Sylvia Trelawney for his cell mate. Whenever he wanted her he would use the sex spell "Screwus Nee Humanus, Sylvia Trelawney" on her.

One day he heard some noise outside his cell. The door was removed, while he was busy with Sylvia. Then a Dark Veil was slide in place with arch inside the doorway, between the door and the cell. Then a voice was heard. It was Harry Potter.

Albus, "Harry is that you? What are you doing."

Harry, "Making it easy for you to go to the next great adventure you have talked about before. You can stay in the room as long as you live or exit the room and go onto your next great adventure."

Albus, "But Harry you have to understand..."

Harry, "Accio Albus Dumbledore.." and Albus is drawn towards the door and the veil.

Albus,. 'NO NO OH NOOOO.... NOT THIS..."

Sylvia, "Wait for me Albus.." as she jumps on him wrapping her arms around him, "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.."

Albus,"LET GO YOU BITCH...YOU'RE PUSHING ME INTO the..." and his voice is silenced.

Sylvia,"Thanks Harry, I'll have him now..."

And so ends the career of Albus Dumbledore and Sylvia Trelawney as they embark on their next great adventure, as Albus liked to put it.

Harry Potter then enters the FLOO TO MARS and exits in his castle high in the Highlands of Mars. As the headmaster of Hogwarts Mars, he has many duties. Mars' Wizarding population is mostly inhabited by muggleborn's and halfblood's. Pureblood are only allowed to Mars if they have a muggleborn wife. Purebloods are not allowed to marry purebloods, only muggleborn's or halfblood's.

The muggles of mars usually have some kind of wild talent, otherwise the rest of muggledom stays on earth. Mars is rapidly becoming a world populated strictly by wizards, witches and squibs with wild talent, but no muggles.

End of Chapter 10 and end THE FLOO OF DOOM.

See next story-The Muggles of Mars

NASA, has used their Hubble Space Telescope for many things to look at. Lately the CIA has been using Hubble to focus in on Mars. They can see the space ships by the Brits heading to Mars. The Brits have arrived at Mars with technology that is hundreds of years ahead of NASA Space Technology and they want to know how the Brits did it.

I left some mistakes in this story. Se if you can find them. I did not want to go back over the story to edit them out. Instead i have used the old time manipulation routines to explain the mistakes away.-if you believe that i have a bridge in brooklyn i would like to sell to you.