A/N: Well, this is a parody of "She's the Girl All the Bad Guys want" I've gone shipper crazy as you've noticed. Dang it...oh well. RRE!

Klaus: 8 o'clock, opening night and they're actin'
He's gonna marry my fourteen year old sissy.
Her last name is Baudelaire, soon gonna be a countess,
He says their gonna have a honeymoon and we all know what he means.

And when she walks,
All the henchmen turn to look and see
If she's got a nice bootie!

Cause she is inventive
Thinkin' with her smart mind
Tryin' to be attentive
Levers and pulleys in her eyes

It's like a R rated movie
Those guys are all oohing
Olaf's angry and he's lookin' at me
Thinkin' "I'm gonna molest your sissy"
As I comfort Sunny,
Cause it's my sis all the bad guys want.
It's my sis all the bad guys want!

She doesn't realize why the guys are going crazy
I'm the only one you knows all their thoughts are really bad
I hear Olaf's discussions and all I can do is shudder
She'll never realize why they all stop and stare as she passes

And when she walks,
All the henchmen turn to look and see.
If she's got a nice bootie!

Cause she is inventive
Thinkin' with her smart mind
Tryin' to be attentive
Gears turning in her eyes

She wants to save her sister
Bad guys plus a lass
Doesn't know he's sinister
With his hand on her ass

It's like a R rated movie
Those guys are all oohing
Olaf's angry and he's lookin' at me
Thinkin' "I'm gonna molest your sissy"
As I comfort Sunny,
Cause it's my sis all the bad guys want.
It's my sis all the bad guys want!
It's my sis all the bad guys want!
It's my sis all the bad guys want!

I see what he's thinkin'
When she's near by, and when she's in her dress
She has no clue, and I know that he's thinkin'
He can't wait to see her naked!

Now I'm tryin' to be inventive
Thinkin' with a smart mind
Tryin' to be attentive
Gears blowin' up in my eyes
I wanna save my sister
As thoughts of bad guys and my lass
All I can think of is...molest...molest...molest

It's like a R rated movie
Those guys are all oohing
Olaf's angry and he's lookin' at me
Thinking "I'm gonna molest your sissy"
As I comfort Sunny,
Cause it's my sis all the bad guys want.
It's my sis all the bad guys want!
It's my sis all the bad guys want!
It's my sis all the bad guys want!
It's my sis all the bad guys want!
(Olaf's her special friend)
It's my sis all the bad guys want!
It's my sis all the bad guys want!
(Olaf's her special friend)
It's my sis all the bad guys want!
It's my sis all the bad guys want!