A/N: Guess what? I'm feeling generous towards my readers and deceided to give you another little song. This is a spoof of "Ocean Avenue" by Yellowcard. My sis was begging me to do this because it is her fovorite sing. So...ya know. If you get confused this based after ASOUE, when Lemony is researching. Basically my take on what will happen. RRE!
Lemony: There's a place off Dark Avenue
Where the Bauds use to have a room
Violet was 14 and Sunny was a infant
Climbing up stairs, rescuing friends at night
Rescuing friends at night
There's a house near Lousy Lane
They drove down it with Mr. Poe
It smelled bad and Monty seemed nice
Researchin' all day, Monty dying at night
Monty dying at night
If I was your guardian, things may be better
We could run from the police and take shelter
But it's too late, the police are taking me away
There's evidence that will help me
Places were you go, things that you see
When I sleep, I dream and it freaks me out
I can make believe that Beatrice didn't die
That Beatrice didn't die
If I was your guardian, things may be better
We could run from the police and take shelter
But there's no way, no how we won't be together
Cause it's too late, the police are taking me away
I researched the look in your eyes
When evil fianlly took your fortune
You were crying and tears in your eyes
"Your dead, not alive"
I'm gazing at the burnt Snicket file
And keep pretending Olaf really died
And we'll finally see eachother
No way, no how
If I was your guardian, things may be better
We could run from the police and take shelter
But there's no way, no how we won't be together
Cause it's too late, the police are taking me away