My December
By: Megami*Silence
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em.
AN: This fic is humor/romance! I'm a fanatic Rei/Wufei pairing. This is based on the song 'My December' by 'Linkin Park'. When I first thought of this fic, it seemed way too much like Sweet November (No Rei's not going to die!), so I spiced it up a bit. Note: There will be lemon in later chapters.
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December, 1st
The air was crisp, and sweet smelling of pine mixed with a smokey scent. The snow was lightly touching the ground. It had been snowing for the past three days straight.
Usagi Tsukino hurriedly walked towards her boyfriend's apartment. She was going to be having a week trip with all her friends. What was the special occasion? Usagi was proud to say, it was her one year anniversary with Duo Maxwell, her one and only.
She approached the tall building and entered the front oak doors. Giddily she continued down the hallway, towards the elevators. She pushed the ^ (up) button five times, just for fun. The elevator finally opened, and she hopped in, pushing level 3 and closing the elevator doors. Excitedly, and impatiently, the uncontrollably happy teenager tapped her foot on the ground to await her escape of the long elevator ride. With a 'ding' sound the doors opened, allowing Usagi to feel free again.
Usagi arrived at the door 35- C, her beaux's room. Usagi lightly knocked on the door to announce her arrival. The door was opened and Duo's face appeared in front of her.
Duo was so kawaii. He could take her breath away at times, and other times she would be rolling on the floor in laughter. They were so alike as well. They both were happy, kind people. They liked to be fun and adventurous, and they loved to EAT!
Usagi wrapped her arms around Duo's neck, and hugged him tightly. She was being very jovial today. Her childish nature intrigued Duo, because she was more than a free spirited child, she was a gorgeous blond that would light anyone's day up.
Duo suddenly felt a little dizzy, "Um ... Usa-chan... you're... choking... me!!" Duo cried in help for her to let him breath. Usagi let go, but giggled at the sight of Duo panting. He looked up at her, squinting his eyes, like he was insulted, but immediately forgot about that, and went on to a different subject, "Hey babe! You made it just in time for Mako's food!" Duo cried joyously.
Once again Usagi giggled, "Well what are we waiting for?" she grabbed Duo's hand, and pulled him towards the kitchen. Sure enough Makoto was making a huge meal. It really was big, more like a feast.
"Whoa Mako, what's with all the food?" asked Duo, as he was drooling. Makoto looked at the slobbering Duo, and made a disgusted face at the pitiful sight. She smacked his forehead away. "Well Maxwell-san, I wasn't going to make this much food, but then I thought, Hmm, maybe Minako and I would like to eat something too." she said sarcastically, with a grin playing at her lips.
Duo laughed nervously , and pretended to runaway.
Half an hour later Makoto, Minako, Duo and Usagi were done eating the food made for a king and queen, well in this case Duo and Usagi.
"So!" Usagi announced, "We need to go over the plans for the trip." she stated confidently, looking pleasant. Everyone looked at her in surprise of her aggressiveness to work. Usagi continued, ignoring the looks. "Who isn't coming?"
Minako looked from her empty plate, " Rei and Ami aren't coming." Usagi's eyes widened. She made a little squeak in obvious disappointment and surprise. But before she could say anything Duo interrupted.
"Neither are Heero, Trowa or Wu- man." he said sounded disappointed himself. Usagi's eyes widened even larger than previous.
"What do you mean they aren't coming?" she shrieked, still looking at Minako. Minako looked scared. Rei Hino was Usagi's best friend. The only one who knew the real Usagi Tsukino. Having Rei not there, was like a 50% loss of real fun.
"Yeah." Minako continued, "Rei said that her grandfather would need her at the temple, and Ami said that she had to study..." she always knew all the gossip or 'information' as she liked to call it.
Duo also continued, as everyone shifted their gaze towards him, "And, Trowa isn't coming because, well he didn't actually tell me why... um Wu- man isn't coming because of 'the attack of the onna's' or something like that, and Heero isn't coming for obvious reasons..."
Usagi looked started to pout about that, until a knock at the door lightened her up, "I'll get it!" she chirped. The others just starred at the door intently. Usagi bounced towards the door. Once she opened it, she squealed happily. "Haruka- san, Michiru- san, and Hotaru- san!!"
"Konnichiwa, Koneko-chan. Are we late?" asked Haruka. The sandy blond, that would overprotect Usagi, and probably never quit it.
Usagi shook her head, "Iie. Are you hungry?" she asked delighted to see them. It was kind of awkward though, just standing there, and offering food.
"Iie! We had sushi for dinner Usagi- sama." Little Hotaru slipped her hand into Usagi's and smiled, looking innocently at her hime.
Usagi smiled brightly, and mocked a sigh, "Oh, Taru- chan, how is it that you can be so polite?" she asked, as she ushered the new arrivals in.
Hotaru giggled, "Michi- mama taught me!" Usagi sighed a real sigh, and sat with Hotaru on the futon in Duo's small living room. The rest joined and tried to sit down, but succeeded in having half on the floor in the end.
Haruka looked around, "Hey where's Winner boy?" she asked, slightly glaring at Duo, who had his arm draped around Usagi's shoulders. Michiru saw that, and smacked Haruka on the chest. Haruka pouted, "You know, I may seem like a guy, but that doesn't excuse the fact that I'm still a woman so please steer clear of my sensitive areas, Michiru."
Michiru glared daggers at her lover, "Haruka Te'noh don't use that tone with me!" she warned at a sheepish looking Haruka, "and leave Duo alone! He has right to be close to Usagi- chan."
Haruka mumbled a sorry while rolling her eyes.
Duo cheered, " Thanks Michiru. Q- man had some business to tend to, but he'll be here soon. As for everything else, we have it covered. Food, clothes, camera, it's all packed." he said, his eyes looking up as he counted the list with his fingers getting lost at four.
Hotaru smiled, "I hope Rei will be alright traveling home." she said concern evident in her voice.
"Why would she have trouble?... and where is she?" asked the gossip queen, Minako.
Hotaru shifted her position, as her legs uncomfortably didn't reach the floor. She looked at Minako, "Rei agreed to housesit for us while we're gone, but on our way over, we heard that there is a big snowstorm headed our way. They say it's supposed to be a record-breaking blizzard."
"Record breaking?" Minako looked confused.
"It means it could be devastating." Haruka answered looking rather bored. "I think we should leave earlier, the blizzard has already started." she announced, pointing towards the window behind the futon. Duo, Usagi, and Hotaru turned right around to watch to watch the harsh snow whip against anything in it's path.
Usagi looked concerned, "Maybe Rei shouldn't go home tonight."
Michiru nodded. Duo was thinking how it would be nice if Rei and Wufei could listen to each other like Haruka and Michiru, then they would make a cute couple... wait a minute... snowstorm... Rei and Wufei... alone in a house? Duo started to get excited. He leaned over and passed his information to Usagi. Her face lit up.
Haruka looked at them suspiciously, "What are you planning?" she immediately asked. Then she thought her question over for a bit and put her hands up, "Iie, iie don't tell me... I don't want to know!"
Usagi and Duo laughed. Duo raised from his seat and casually walked to his phone. He dialed Wufei's number. The phone rang a couple times before the answering machine came on.
Duo annoyingly gave a message, " Wufei... WUFEI! I know you're there, you're always home on a Sunday! C' mon buddy, pick up the phone! pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. WU-MAN!"
"NANDA?????" yelled a paranoid Wufei. He had been meditating, and was trying to block out Duo's noise but finally gave in, "What in the hell do you want Maxwell?" he asked impatiently.
"Um... well... er would you do me a favor?" Duo stuttered, trying to sound as moronic as he could.
Wufei narrowed his eyes, "Spit it out!" he commanded.
Duo smirked, but was glad Wufei couldn't see him, "Could you pick up a box from Haruka's place?" he asked innocently.
Wufei growled, "I will NOT pick up anything from that psychotic onna's house!!" he yelled. Wufei and Haruka weren't exactly friends. Well they were, but they were more like boxing friends. They say "Hi, how are you," one minute, and then they can start beating the shit out of each other the next.
Duo did every bit of pouting, whining anything that would easily annoy Wufei. Though he already knew Wufei was about to hang up. "Wufei, you're not coming on the trip that's very important to Usagi and I and you refuse to help for one time. You're so selfish!"
Wufei's eyes widened. Did that baka even know what selfish was, because he certainly was not selfish! He knew he had just lost anyways. He sighed, " If I get you this box, you'll be gone for a week, correct?" he challenged. He heard a muffled uh-huh coming from the other end of the phone.
"So... you'll do it?" inquired Duo.
"I'll do anything to make you shut-up and go away." Wufei stated.
"Great!" Duo squealed before realization dawned on him that he was just insulted. "Hey..." but Wufei had already hung up, and went on his way.
Duo hung up as well. He returned to the group and sat down with a satisfied look on his face.
"Nani?" Makoto cautiously asked.
Duo smiled, "I just created history." he said smugly, and giggled with Usagi soon doing the same.
*With Wufei*
Wufei grumbled, groaned, sighed, and cursed himself for actually agreeing to a 'Duo favor'. He reluctantly opened the garage door. The wind was very strong, and the snow had started to act up. His motorcycle obviously wasn't a good idea.
Wufei slipped his black leather jacket on, and opened his car door. He bought a car for occasions like this. It was a cheap one, he worked on it himself. He was proud of himself for accomplishing such a long task, and made it out with perfection. Although there was an accident recently. A large person had ran into it, while it was parked. But the person ran away before Wufei could bitch at them.
Wufei jumped into the car, and turned it on..... it wouldn't work, so he tried it again..... it wouldn't work... so he tried it again, it still wouldn't work. Wufei started to get really mad. "Work you stupid, piece of no good shit!!!!!" He screeched. Miraculously the car turned on. Wufei mused to himself, 'What's the point in using a key, when all you have to do is call it a piece of shit?' and then the car turned off. Wufei growled in frustration.
After about ten minutes of trying to start the damn car, it worked! Wufei drove off to Haruka's house reluctantly. He really hated that person!!! She could beat him up.... that's the real reason he hated her. It would be at least another twenty minute drive before he would reach the house, so he played some tunes. It fiddled with the dial, trying to find a good station, which weren't many. He finally came to Planet Radio 93.9 FM, and kept it there. The song Lateralis by Tool was playing.
Soon after twenty minutes exactly, Wufei had come to the destination he was looking for, unfortunately. He turned off his car, and sat there for a minute. He heavily sighed, and slowly omitted from his car. Casually, he walked to the door, and rung the doorbell.
*Rei's P. O. V.*
Rei had been watching the news for a while. She normally wouldn't watch television, but when she heard about the snowstorm from Haruka, and was told to stay there overnight, she started to clue in to what was actually going on. She'd only been there for about an hour, taking her own little tour around the big house. She loved all the paintings that were created by Michiru. And she decided that she was going to do some training tomorrow morning, before she left.
Suddenly a knock at the door was heard. Rei turned her sights to the door, before picking herself up, and see who was beckoning her. Slowly she turned the doorknob, and pulled the door wide open. As soon as she saw Wufei standing in front of her, she slammed the door shut, and glared at it.
Once again the door was yelling at Rei to be opened, before it snapped in two from Wufei's repeated bamming. Finally Wufei shouted, "Open the damn door onna!" Rei fumed. She couldn't believe how friggin' arrogant that jackass was!!!! She ripped the door open again, and glared daggers at the Chinese man.
"What do you want Chang?" she asked sourly, from having this day fall atop of her from the sky. All of a sudden a big avalanche of snow fell from the roof of the house. Wufei ran into the door, to avoid the collision. They both stopped and starred at the mound of snow in front of the door. How ironic was that? Wasn't Rei just thinking about things falling from the sky? Then she turned back to the baka, she had come to dislike, very much so.
Wufei also turned his attention back to the raging priestess psycho and replied, "I need a box." Rei raised an eyebrow, and then sweat dropped.
"Well that _really_ tells me something!" she commented back, annoyed by his presence.
Wufei tried to act calmly around this fumer, but it was just too damn hard! "Maxwell asked me to pick up a friggin box, so I'm here to pick up a friggin box!!!" He yelled impatiently.
Rei huffed in hysteria, "Well I don't have a friggin box, so you're not getting a friggin box." She replied. Now Wufei was mad! Really, really mad!
"You better have a friggin box here, because I did not drive a half our drive for absolutely ZIP!!" This was certainly interesting. Wufei, was repeatedly saying friggin box, and Rei was repeatedly bitching at him for wanting a friggin box. It was all a matter of time before either realized that they were just wasting time trying to argue about a friggin box, meanwhile... a homeless man had just been swallowed up by the deadly storm. If Rei and Wufei weren't yelling, they might of been able to hear the constant 'Oh My GOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!' from the television.
Rei couldn't believe what she was hearing, this guy was making it sound like it was all her fault, that he had arrived and wouldn't leave, which, of course, was both Wufei's doing. She was feeling outraged at this particular moment, and, if she would be in public, she would advise the bystanders to NOT stand near her... that's why it was perfect that it was just Wufei standing by her. "You know, I cannot fucking believe you actually listened to Duo.. You baka! You're not getting a friggin box from here, because I don't have one, so leave dammit!" she yelled right in his face, he sneered at the onna in front of him.
"I came here for a friggin box! So! I am NOT leaving until I get a friggin box!" he retorted angrily, which came naturally... around her.
"You want a BOX?" she asked, smoke omitting from her ears, "I'll give you a box!" she came at him full force, and tried to punch his face, but Wufei- having the skills that he did- could easily catch her fist.
He finished off his excellent performance by a cool comment, "That was not the box I was looking for." Cooly he was acting, Wufei had a very weird way of acting, well that's what Rei thought anyways. Rei had very strong feelings about Wufei, most consisted of hate... others were paranoia, annoyance, and scum bagging!! She broke free from his grip on her hand, and backed up, before she really did something she might regret, like killing him.
"I HATE YOU!" she yelled, followed by, " YOU'RE SUCH A JERK! EVEN IF I HAD A FRIGGIN BOX, YOU'RE NOT WORTHY OF IT!" She now had exploded, and jumped to the door, proceeding to open it. "Like I said, I HATE YOU, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS HOUSE!!!!!!" Right when she finished her last sentence a car could be heard screeching down the highway, obviously having trouble from the snow, and ice consuming the road. Rei and Wufei starred at the sight. The car veered off the road, into a narrow ditch, where it lay stuck. The neighbors were already running towards the unfortunate family. Rei blinked, and slammed the door shut, turning around with anger still flashing in her eyes, and screamed, "OKAY, SO I DON'T HATE YOU _THAT_ MUCH!" And stormed out of the room, with a dumbfounded Wufei to watch her retreating figure.
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AN:
Just to make it brief, because this is getting long... Wufei had settled in now, and Rei has calmed down. Both are in opposite sides of the house, purposely avoiding each other. They hadn't talked, or seen each other since Rei's little thinger going on, and probably enjoy one another's silence... for once. Anyways, Rei was still planning on training in the morning... but she didn't know that Wufei was planning on the same thing.
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Okie Dokie, how was that? This is probably my first attempt on a full fledged comedy... is it even funny? I don't care, I just felt like doing something that I've never done before. Just so you know, for the chapter titles, I'm going to name them really cooky names, but have NO fear, the titles have nothing to do with the chapter... alright, I talk to much!! 0_o REVIEW!! By the way, does anybody have a friggin box?
Megami*Silence
By: Megami*Silence
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em.
AN: This fic is humor/romance! I'm a fanatic Rei/Wufei pairing. This is based on the song 'My December' by 'Linkin Park'. When I first thought of this fic, it seemed way too much like Sweet November (No Rei's not going to die!), so I spiced it up a bit. Note: There will be lemon in later chapters.
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December, 1st
The air was crisp, and sweet smelling of pine mixed with a smokey scent. The snow was lightly touching the ground. It had been snowing for the past three days straight.
Usagi Tsukino hurriedly walked towards her boyfriend's apartment. She was going to be having a week trip with all her friends. What was the special occasion? Usagi was proud to say, it was her one year anniversary with Duo Maxwell, her one and only.
She approached the tall building and entered the front oak doors. Giddily she continued down the hallway, towards the elevators. She pushed the ^ (up) button five times, just for fun. The elevator finally opened, and she hopped in, pushing level 3 and closing the elevator doors. Excitedly, and impatiently, the uncontrollably happy teenager tapped her foot on the ground to await her escape of the long elevator ride. With a 'ding' sound the doors opened, allowing Usagi to feel free again.
Usagi arrived at the door 35- C, her beaux's room. Usagi lightly knocked on the door to announce her arrival. The door was opened and Duo's face appeared in front of her.
Duo was so kawaii. He could take her breath away at times, and other times she would be rolling on the floor in laughter. They were so alike as well. They both were happy, kind people. They liked to be fun and adventurous, and they loved to EAT!
Usagi wrapped her arms around Duo's neck, and hugged him tightly. She was being very jovial today. Her childish nature intrigued Duo, because she was more than a free spirited child, she was a gorgeous blond that would light anyone's day up.
Duo suddenly felt a little dizzy, "Um ... Usa-chan... you're... choking... me!!" Duo cried in help for her to let him breath. Usagi let go, but giggled at the sight of Duo panting. He looked up at her, squinting his eyes, like he was insulted, but immediately forgot about that, and went on to a different subject, "Hey babe! You made it just in time for Mako's food!" Duo cried joyously.
Once again Usagi giggled, "Well what are we waiting for?" she grabbed Duo's hand, and pulled him towards the kitchen. Sure enough Makoto was making a huge meal. It really was big, more like a feast.
"Whoa Mako, what's with all the food?" asked Duo, as he was drooling. Makoto looked at the slobbering Duo, and made a disgusted face at the pitiful sight. She smacked his forehead away. "Well Maxwell-san, I wasn't going to make this much food, but then I thought, Hmm, maybe Minako and I would like to eat something too." she said sarcastically, with a grin playing at her lips.
Duo laughed nervously , and pretended to runaway.
Half an hour later Makoto, Minako, Duo and Usagi were done eating the food made for a king and queen, well in this case Duo and Usagi.
"So!" Usagi announced, "We need to go over the plans for the trip." she stated confidently, looking pleasant. Everyone looked at her in surprise of her aggressiveness to work. Usagi continued, ignoring the looks. "Who isn't coming?"
Minako looked from her empty plate, " Rei and Ami aren't coming." Usagi's eyes widened. She made a little squeak in obvious disappointment and surprise. But before she could say anything Duo interrupted.
"Neither are Heero, Trowa or Wu- man." he said sounded disappointed himself. Usagi's eyes widened even larger than previous.
"What do you mean they aren't coming?" she shrieked, still looking at Minako. Minako looked scared. Rei Hino was Usagi's best friend. The only one who knew the real Usagi Tsukino. Having Rei not there, was like a 50% loss of real fun.
"Yeah." Minako continued, "Rei said that her grandfather would need her at the temple, and Ami said that she had to study..." she always knew all the gossip or 'information' as she liked to call it.
Duo also continued, as everyone shifted their gaze towards him, "And, Trowa isn't coming because, well he didn't actually tell me why... um Wu- man isn't coming because of 'the attack of the onna's' or something like that, and Heero isn't coming for obvious reasons..."
Usagi looked started to pout about that, until a knock at the door lightened her up, "I'll get it!" she chirped. The others just starred at the door intently. Usagi bounced towards the door. Once she opened it, she squealed happily. "Haruka- san, Michiru- san, and Hotaru- san!!"
"Konnichiwa, Koneko-chan. Are we late?" asked Haruka. The sandy blond, that would overprotect Usagi, and probably never quit it.
Usagi shook her head, "Iie. Are you hungry?" she asked delighted to see them. It was kind of awkward though, just standing there, and offering food.
"Iie! We had sushi for dinner Usagi- sama." Little Hotaru slipped her hand into Usagi's and smiled, looking innocently at her hime.
Usagi smiled brightly, and mocked a sigh, "Oh, Taru- chan, how is it that you can be so polite?" she asked, as she ushered the new arrivals in.
Hotaru giggled, "Michi- mama taught me!" Usagi sighed a real sigh, and sat with Hotaru on the futon in Duo's small living room. The rest joined and tried to sit down, but succeeded in having half on the floor in the end.
Haruka looked around, "Hey where's Winner boy?" she asked, slightly glaring at Duo, who had his arm draped around Usagi's shoulders. Michiru saw that, and smacked Haruka on the chest. Haruka pouted, "You know, I may seem like a guy, but that doesn't excuse the fact that I'm still a woman so please steer clear of my sensitive areas, Michiru."
Michiru glared daggers at her lover, "Haruka Te'noh don't use that tone with me!" she warned at a sheepish looking Haruka, "and leave Duo alone! He has right to be close to Usagi- chan."
Haruka mumbled a sorry while rolling her eyes.
Duo cheered, " Thanks Michiru. Q- man had some business to tend to, but he'll be here soon. As for everything else, we have it covered. Food, clothes, camera, it's all packed." he said, his eyes looking up as he counted the list with his fingers getting lost at four.
Hotaru smiled, "I hope Rei will be alright traveling home." she said concern evident in her voice.
"Why would she have trouble?... and where is she?" asked the gossip queen, Minako.
Hotaru shifted her position, as her legs uncomfortably didn't reach the floor. She looked at Minako, "Rei agreed to housesit for us while we're gone, but on our way over, we heard that there is a big snowstorm headed our way. They say it's supposed to be a record-breaking blizzard."
"Record breaking?" Minako looked confused.
"It means it could be devastating." Haruka answered looking rather bored. "I think we should leave earlier, the blizzard has already started." she announced, pointing towards the window behind the futon. Duo, Usagi, and Hotaru turned right around to watch to watch the harsh snow whip against anything in it's path.
Usagi looked concerned, "Maybe Rei shouldn't go home tonight."
Michiru nodded. Duo was thinking how it would be nice if Rei and Wufei could listen to each other like Haruka and Michiru, then they would make a cute couple... wait a minute... snowstorm... Rei and Wufei... alone in a house? Duo started to get excited. He leaned over and passed his information to Usagi. Her face lit up.
Haruka looked at them suspiciously, "What are you planning?" she immediately asked. Then she thought her question over for a bit and put her hands up, "Iie, iie don't tell me... I don't want to know!"
Usagi and Duo laughed. Duo raised from his seat and casually walked to his phone. He dialed Wufei's number. The phone rang a couple times before the answering machine came on.
Duo annoyingly gave a message, " Wufei... WUFEI! I know you're there, you're always home on a Sunday! C' mon buddy, pick up the phone! pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. WU-MAN!"
"NANDA?????" yelled a paranoid Wufei. He had been meditating, and was trying to block out Duo's noise but finally gave in, "What in the hell do you want Maxwell?" he asked impatiently.
"Um... well... er would you do me a favor?" Duo stuttered, trying to sound as moronic as he could.
Wufei narrowed his eyes, "Spit it out!" he commanded.
Duo smirked, but was glad Wufei couldn't see him, "Could you pick up a box from Haruka's place?" he asked innocently.
Wufei growled, "I will NOT pick up anything from that psychotic onna's house!!" he yelled. Wufei and Haruka weren't exactly friends. Well they were, but they were more like boxing friends. They say "Hi, how are you," one minute, and then they can start beating the shit out of each other the next.
Duo did every bit of pouting, whining anything that would easily annoy Wufei. Though he already knew Wufei was about to hang up. "Wufei, you're not coming on the trip that's very important to Usagi and I and you refuse to help for one time. You're so selfish!"
Wufei's eyes widened. Did that baka even know what selfish was, because he certainly was not selfish! He knew he had just lost anyways. He sighed, " If I get you this box, you'll be gone for a week, correct?" he challenged. He heard a muffled uh-huh coming from the other end of the phone.
"So... you'll do it?" inquired Duo.
"I'll do anything to make you shut-up and go away." Wufei stated.
"Great!" Duo squealed before realization dawned on him that he was just insulted. "Hey..." but Wufei had already hung up, and went on his way.
Duo hung up as well. He returned to the group and sat down with a satisfied look on his face.
"Nani?" Makoto cautiously asked.
Duo smiled, "I just created history." he said smugly, and giggled with Usagi soon doing the same.
*With Wufei*
Wufei grumbled, groaned, sighed, and cursed himself for actually agreeing to a 'Duo favor'. He reluctantly opened the garage door. The wind was very strong, and the snow had started to act up. His motorcycle obviously wasn't a good idea.
Wufei slipped his black leather jacket on, and opened his car door. He bought a car for occasions like this. It was a cheap one, he worked on it himself. He was proud of himself for accomplishing such a long task, and made it out with perfection. Although there was an accident recently. A large person had ran into it, while it was parked. But the person ran away before Wufei could bitch at them.
Wufei jumped into the car, and turned it on..... it wouldn't work, so he tried it again..... it wouldn't work... so he tried it again, it still wouldn't work. Wufei started to get really mad. "Work you stupid, piece of no good shit!!!!!" He screeched. Miraculously the car turned on. Wufei mused to himself, 'What's the point in using a key, when all you have to do is call it a piece of shit?' and then the car turned off. Wufei growled in frustration.
After about ten minutes of trying to start the damn car, it worked! Wufei drove off to Haruka's house reluctantly. He really hated that person!!! She could beat him up.... that's the real reason he hated her. It would be at least another twenty minute drive before he would reach the house, so he played some tunes. It fiddled with the dial, trying to find a good station, which weren't many. He finally came to Planet Radio 93.9 FM, and kept it there. The song Lateralis by Tool was playing.
Soon after twenty minutes exactly, Wufei had come to the destination he was looking for, unfortunately. He turned off his car, and sat there for a minute. He heavily sighed, and slowly omitted from his car. Casually, he walked to the door, and rung the doorbell.
*Rei's P. O. V.*
Rei had been watching the news for a while. She normally wouldn't watch television, but when she heard about the snowstorm from Haruka, and was told to stay there overnight, she started to clue in to what was actually going on. She'd only been there for about an hour, taking her own little tour around the big house. She loved all the paintings that were created by Michiru. And she decided that she was going to do some training tomorrow morning, before she left.
Suddenly a knock at the door was heard. Rei turned her sights to the door, before picking herself up, and see who was beckoning her. Slowly she turned the doorknob, and pulled the door wide open. As soon as she saw Wufei standing in front of her, she slammed the door shut, and glared at it.
Once again the door was yelling at Rei to be opened, before it snapped in two from Wufei's repeated bamming. Finally Wufei shouted, "Open the damn door onna!" Rei fumed. She couldn't believe how friggin' arrogant that jackass was!!!! She ripped the door open again, and glared daggers at the Chinese man.
"What do you want Chang?" she asked sourly, from having this day fall atop of her from the sky. All of a sudden a big avalanche of snow fell from the roof of the house. Wufei ran into the door, to avoid the collision. They both stopped and starred at the mound of snow in front of the door. How ironic was that? Wasn't Rei just thinking about things falling from the sky? Then she turned back to the baka, she had come to dislike, very much so.
Wufei also turned his attention back to the raging priestess psycho and replied, "I need a box." Rei raised an eyebrow, and then sweat dropped.
"Well that _really_ tells me something!" she commented back, annoyed by his presence.
Wufei tried to act calmly around this fumer, but it was just too damn hard! "Maxwell asked me to pick up a friggin box, so I'm here to pick up a friggin box!!!" He yelled impatiently.
Rei huffed in hysteria, "Well I don't have a friggin box, so you're not getting a friggin box." She replied. Now Wufei was mad! Really, really mad!
"You better have a friggin box here, because I did not drive a half our drive for absolutely ZIP!!" This was certainly interesting. Wufei, was repeatedly saying friggin box, and Rei was repeatedly bitching at him for wanting a friggin box. It was all a matter of time before either realized that they were just wasting time trying to argue about a friggin box, meanwhile... a homeless man had just been swallowed up by the deadly storm. If Rei and Wufei weren't yelling, they might of been able to hear the constant 'Oh My GOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!' from the television.
Rei couldn't believe what she was hearing, this guy was making it sound like it was all her fault, that he had arrived and wouldn't leave, which, of course, was both Wufei's doing. She was feeling outraged at this particular moment, and, if she would be in public, she would advise the bystanders to NOT stand near her... that's why it was perfect that it was just Wufei standing by her. "You know, I cannot fucking believe you actually listened to Duo.. You baka! You're not getting a friggin box from here, because I don't have one, so leave dammit!" she yelled right in his face, he sneered at the onna in front of him.
"I came here for a friggin box! So! I am NOT leaving until I get a friggin box!" he retorted angrily, which came naturally... around her.
"You want a BOX?" she asked, smoke omitting from her ears, "I'll give you a box!" she came at him full force, and tried to punch his face, but Wufei- having the skills that he did- could easily catch her fist.
He finished off his excellent performance by a cool comment, "That was not the box I was looking for." Cooly he was acting, Wufei had a very weird way of acting, well that's what Rei thought anyways. Rei had very strong feelings about Wufei, most consisted of hate... others were paranoia, annoyance, and scum bagging!! She broke free from his grip on her hand, and backed up, before she really did something she might regret, like killing him.
"I HATE YOU!" she yelled, followed by, " YOU'RE SUCH A JERK! EVEN IF I HAD A FRIGGIN BOX, YOU'RE NOT WORTHY OF IT!" She now had exploded, and jumped to the door, proceeding to open it. "Like I said, I HATE YOU, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS HOUSE!!!!!!" Right when she finished her last sentence a car could be heard screeching down the highway, obviously having trouble from the snow, and ice consuming the road. Rei and Wufei starred at the sight. The car veered off the road, into a narrow ditch, where it lay stuck. The neighbors were already running towards the unfortunate family. Rei blinked, and slammed the door shut, turning around with anger still flashing in her eyes, and screamed, "OKAY, SO I DON'T HATE YOU _THAT_ MUCH!" And stormed out of the room, with a dumbfounded Wufei to watch her retreating figure.
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AN:
Just to make it brief, because this is getting long... Wufei had settled in now, and Rei has calmed down. Both are in opposite sides of the house, purposely avoiding each other. They hadn't talked, or seen each other since Rei's little thinger going on, and probably enjoy one another's silence... for once. Anyways, Rei was still planning on training in the morning... but she didn't know that Wufei was planning on the same thing.
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Okie Dokie, how was that? This is probably my first attempt on a full fledged comedy... is it even funny? I don't care, I just felt like doing something that I've never done before. Just so you know, for the chapter titles, I'm going to name them really cooky names, but have NO fear, the titles have nothing to do with the chapter... alright, I talk to much!! 0_o REVIEW!! By the way, does anybody have a friggin box?
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