My December Chapter # 3 Angels will still fly but mostly round my mind
By MegamiSilence
Disclaimer: Ain't mine
AN: It's been a while since I've updated and I was a little disappointed with the few reviews I received, but I have planned out this whole story and there should be 31 chapters. So if I pace myself just right, the last chapter should occur near winter time, that way you get a real good effect while reading it. I know it's possible to have this whole story done before school starts again, however I do have lots to do, plus other fics to continue so I hope you understand.
Anyways, when reading, think happy thoughts (It was lame, but it was the best advice I could give you.
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December 3rd
It was a bad day. The sun was shining, outside was beautiful and everything seemed in place. In Rei's mind.... it was a bad day.
Wufei still was not able to leave because of the stupid snow that just seemed to be getting higher every time Rei looked out of the window. She had many thoughts going through her head that last few hours, such as frustration eating her whole. Although that seems virtually impossible.... well not really, we've all probably seen worse.
It had been two days since Wufei stayed at the Ten'oh Manor and already she was ready to rip her hair out. However, she was not up to doing any physical fighting with him today, because of her soreness from the previous day. They had fought until dawn this morning, and both still could not shut up when going to their rooms.
'Stupid pig!' Rei shouted silently while scraping more burnt toast. She really seemed to have bad luck with toasters. She swore that if she saw his face one more time, she would have to do something violent.
Suddenly the devil walked into the kitchen and came close to Rei, peeking at what she had made. Rei eye-balled him as he watched her scraping her toast. When he sniggered at it, she whipped around and threw the toast in his face, where it hit him like a brick and knocked him backwards.
"Hmph!" She crossed her arms and walked out of the kitchen with a step of triumph.
"Hit me with as much toast as you want to!! You'll STILL be weaker than me!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" Wufei insanely snipped at her retreating figure. He looked down onto his freshly washed clothes and saw black crumbs all over himself. "AIIAAHH!! BAKA ONNA!!!" He complained out loud. Then was hit with another burnt toast missel in the back of his head.
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Usagi collected all the breakfast dishes and bowls from the table. She was starting to feel like she was given a designated position of 'The Bowl Collector'. IT seemed a bit strange. Besides, she didn't like looking at the soggy, mushy and spit up food of others. It really ruined her taste for food. 'Hey!' she thought, 'This is such a good way to lose weight.... I could make a fortune writing a book about stuff like this!!' She finished up with the dishes, throwing them in the sink where Makoto was waiting for them.
"Thanks Usa-chan!!" She chirped with a big smile.
"Hn." Usagi didn't really notice Makoto. She raced past her and through the strange maze of people passing out on the floor to go into Duo's bedroom. Determination was written all over her face, as she knew... this was her destiny!!! She stormed into the bedroom where Duo was sitting on the bed putting on a second pair of socks. "OUT!!" Usagi screamed in a deep, low, manly voice.
Duo's eyes nearly popped out from his head. "Wha-?"
"OUT!!!" Usagi said again in the same voice. Duo, frightened to death, took his leave without further adieu and before he closed the door Usagi looked at him sweetly mouthing the words 'I love you.' Duo looked at her dumbstruck and then closed the door.
"What's with her?" Makoto asked, wiping her hands dry.
Minako rolled over from her position on the floor, "She's probably trying to think.... that's what she does at our study groups, remember?"
"Oh yeah!" Makoto beamed, and then walked back to the dishes.
Duo looked at Minako worry draining the colour from his face. "Man... I hope she doesn't do this often.... She's scarey when she thinks!!"
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There wasn't much to do in a huge mansion when you were all alone. Rei felt very alone, and wished she had someone to talk to that wasn't completely disgusting. 'I've heard of animal magnetism, but this is ridiculous!!' She thought while blowing bubbles throughout the house as she walked about. She had found a bottle of bubble maker in Haruka's drawers while she was snooping.... she didn't want to hear the story behind the bubbles, however, because she was afraid it was something along the XXX idea. Rei shivered... she saw how beautiful Haruka and Michiru's relationship was, and she had absolutely no problem with yaoi couples... but everytime she thought of yuri, she put herself in that place and, well, nothing really matched up.
"Onna." Rei heard, suddenly, and was scared out of her mind, dropping the liquid bubble maker on the ground. She turned around to see the "BIG IDIOT" standing there. His mouth was slightly open, as if he paused with what he was saying. Also, his eyes were avertedto the floor, instead of her. Why did he always ruin her peace?
"What is it, Chang? You know I'm sick of your stupid spooks and jokes! I know you do it just to irk me and- What are you looking at?" She continued to look at him. Was he having a seizure? She looked to where he was looking and she screamed. Michiru's African-made antique rug laid drowned in bubble maker from one end to the other. "Holy shit!" she cursed, as her hyperventilating started to take over herself."In the name of Beezlebub, WHAT DID YOU DO CHANG!?!?!?!?"
Wufei's seizure ended at her screechy tone. He cocked his head to the side and whispered with fear, "I have made my fate. I am going to die under Michiru's wrath."
"Yes you are!" Rei agreed.
"What do you mean, 'I am'?" He scowled, "You're the one who made the mess, I'll just get blamed for it, like men always do."
"Oh for cripes sake! Not if I can help it!" She made a dash towards the closet under the stairs and ran back. "Here," she thrust some cleaning fluid and a rag into Wufei's hands, "Start cleaning."
Wufei looked appalled, "Are you insane? I will not lower myself to a crazy onna, especially when she made the mess on her own. Besides cleaning isn't a man's job."
Rei sprayed Wufei in the face with cleaning product. He wiped the toxic fluid off his face furiously. " Wufei, you moron, this wouldn't have happened if you didn't sneak up on me, therefore I believe 50% of this mess is your fault. So! You take that side, and I'll take this one and we'll both clean this rug."
Reluctantly, Wufei agreed, knowing it was his fault in the first place, although that would be kept as one of his many secrets. He got down on his hands and knees as Rei did. Then he began to spray, angrily, at the carpet followed by a grunt and a scrub-a-dub-dub with the rag. Not long after, he found himself enjoying the unique way of releasing stress. His stress obviously being Rei.
'I wouldn't have stress if he wasn't here.' She thought bitterly as she heaved and hoed with her rag against the beautiful and oh-so-expensive rug. 'I bet he calls it a carpet.' She thought to herself, 'What a moron.'
"Onna." Wufei said loudly.
"What?" She snapped. 'As if I don't have enough to do? He has to bother me.'
"I need more water." He said a bit quieter, knowing that he was putting a dent on his onna-free atmospheric life while cleaning this carpet.
"So? Go get some." She said, not looking at him. If she saw his face one more time...
"Look, I'm cleaning for you, now I expect a little appreciation for doing this baka onna's job in the first place, the least you could do is get me more water." He said pride and arrogance dripping off of him.
Rei's eyes turned red. "A little appreciation?" She repeated through gritted teeth. She looked at Wufei like a bull seeing red. "Now you must die!" She moved to get up but was pulled back, making her land on her face. 'What the-?'. She inspected the cause. Her charm bracelet she was wearing was caught on the rugs fabric. 'Why is my timing so off?' she thought, annoyed.
"Ha! I'm going to die, huh? You can't even get up without losing your balance." Wufei said, amused at the scene before him.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRR" Rei snarled. 'Screw it!!!' She stayed lying on her stomach and rolled over towards Wufei. At a fast speed, too, for being in a rug. The more she rolled, the more speed she gained.
Wufei realized she was coming after him. He backed up, but she caught him at a dead end. There was no way out for him.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA.... WHERE'S SCARED LOTTLE WUFEI GOING NOW??????" She blissfully and psychotically screamed.
"WHAT THE HELL DOES LOTTLE MEAN???" He retaliated and let a smirk play at his lips.
"PREPARE FOR DEATH WUFEI!!!!!" She rolled to the end of the hall knocking Wufei over like a bowling pin. "REVENGE FOR THE MATTRESS COMMERCIAL!! HAHAHAHA!!!"
Wufei briefly was pinned against the wall but he flew out as a delayed action from impact.
"You really are insane, onna. Nice try, however, I think what you are about to experience will be 10 times worse than hitting me with your carpet tortilla wrap." He said smugly. Rei still hadn't figured out what he was talking about. As he advanced towards her, realization kicked in.
"Oh shit. Get away Chang. Stay back! Back I say!!!" She tried hard to wriggle away from him, but she knew it was inevitable. Wufei hopped over her slug figure and glanced at her peering eyes.
"Hope you don't get motion sickness onna." He said and then lifted his leg to give her a big boot. She couldn't feel it, being padded, but she did, however, feel the dizziness. She spun round and round until the rug was flat on the floor again.
"Uh.... I'm gunna be sick..." She muttered. She went to get up but her bracelet was still caught. Instead she laid back staring at the ceiling. "And I'm still ca-ught..mhm hm hm." She whimpered. Wufei felt a weird feeling that was an imitation of sympathy. He did the only thing he thought humane, to let her run to the bathroom. He picked up his side of the rug and violently lifted upwards. The wave effect caused Rei to flop up into the air and back down onto the ground like a gigantic dust particle. Even though she felt like kicking the holy crap out of Wufei at that exact moment, she had to admit, it worked. She was unstuck and free to vomit in the bathroom as much as she needed to.
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When Rei had finished regurgitating burnt toast, she stopped by the sink to get some water on behalf of the request made by Wufei. Even though initially it had started a big fight, relieving herself in the bathroom made the event seem like it happened years ago. As she vomited, she felt that she was also vomiting Wufei into the toilet and flushing him down. That made her feel better more than anything. Getting rid of Wufei.
She lugged the bucket of water out of the kitchen, past the main hall and left towards the corridor that they had been cleaning the rug in. As she approached 'her' side of the rug she found herself feeling goose bumps all over her skin. 'Is it eerie in here, or is it just me?' She thought as she stood there still holding the bucket.
Suddenly Wufei turned his head towards Rei. "Hello!" He said in a somewhat feminist way. Rei stared long and hard, trying to figure out what exactly made her fell creeped out more, his voice or his acknowledgment.
"Wufei... what are you doing?" She asked, not sure of what to think as he was rubbing his face against the rug.
"Oh I just love these ethnic material foot warmers, don't you?" He asked in a gaze at the wall, a slight twinkle in his eye.
Rei did not believe what she was seeing. What was wrong with him? Why was he acting so strange? "Chang, are you high?" She demanded to know, one hand clutched to the bucket, the other resting on her hip while she tapped her toe.
"What ever do you mean Miss. Hino? I don't understand." He replied with an extremely high-pitched voice that sounded remarkably very close to a real female's voice.
"You know, on the ganja? Getting deet? Smoke & Toke? Baked not fried?" She continued unaware of the half empty bottle of cleaning product laying just a few inches away from Wufei. "Uh, man! I can't even leave you alone for a few minutes without you doing something absolutely stupid. Without me around- hey. What are you doing? Put it down Wufei! DOWN!!" Wufei had been reaching towards the bottle of cleaning product while Rei was talking, and he had realized that he might have gotten a weird high from using a lot of it while being very close to the rug. "GIVE ME THE BOTTLE!!" Wufei looked frightened, as if Rei had been threatening the life of a six-year-old. He passed the bottle to her with shaking hands. "As I was saying, you can't do anything normal, and indestructible without me supervising. Why are YOU always making the messes around here?" She yelled.
Wufei knew he was being a bad boy, so he thought he could score some brownie points if he complimented her. "You know Miss. Hino, you are very beautiful when you show your fury wrinkles." He felt satisfied with that and smiled.
"ERRRR" She cried out. 'What a lunatic!?! I'm going to have to snap him out of it somehow.' She looked around, not seeing any solutions until she felt her arm becoming numb and she remembered all the movies where people woke drowsy characters up by throwing cold water on them. She lifted the bucket, ready to throw, but as she lurched the bucket forward, her numb arm failed her and all the water splashed all over the carpet.
Wufei watched the whole thing in slow motion. Rei thinking to herself, angrily, and then looking down at her bucket, sparking an idea. And then her bad throw of water that drowned the beautiful rug. And as it lay there, wet and bubbling, Rei had dropped the bucket in an unbelievable state of mind.
"Uh.....Wufei!" Wufei's attention snapped towards Rei's stressed out face. "Go get another bucket of water, we have to clean, clean, clean!!!!" She commanded.
'More water?' He thought. 'Haven't we used enough water on the rug already?' But, being in a state of high, he had complied to her requests.
Meanwhile, Rei bent over to pick the cleaning products and rags out from the two-inch layer of foamy bubles.
Wufei came running down the corridor, two buckets in both hands. He was trying to say something, but Rei ignored him, she only watched him bring the buckets, and wondered how he hid all that strength underneath his mildly-built muscles. 'You haven't seen "all" of his muscles yet.' A deep voice came alive in her mind. "Ew! Stop it Rei!" She said out loud.
"Miss. Hino!! Miss. Hino!! I got the water for you-uuuu...."
"Watch out for the-"
Wufei tripped over the first side of the rug, not being able to see it underneath the layer of bubbles, and as he went down, the buckets went flying into air. A pile of water conveniently dropped all over Rei.
"WUFEI YOU BAKA-AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Unexpectedly the water that had splashed, four times over, landing all over the already soaked rug created a bubble bomb. Bubbles started to overflow as it grew higher above both Rei and Wufei.
"Oh goodness gracious, Miss. Hino, I think we are going to die in this mess unless somehow we can escape the ever growing mass of bubbles..." Wufei cried, fearfully with water welling up in his eyes.
"Not if I can help it!" Rei shouted, bubbles falling into her mouth. "Pfth pfth. That's fucking disgusting!" She gripped the rags she had been holding in her hands and then she tied one in a loop, and then both together. Meanwhile Wufei was sinking, dramatically into the bubbles. She lassoed the doorknob of a nearby room and wrenched it back.
The door opened and the ocean of bubbles made a current towards the room, taking everything with it, including Rei and Wufei. Unfortunately for Rei, she happened to open the door to the basement. They both went down the many stairs on the way down. Rei, first to go down, landing on her back, painfully, only to be struck with Wufei's body on top of her own.
Wufei turned around on top of her, still, and looked into her eyes innocently, ready to cry. "Oh Miss. Hino, I didn't mean to, I really didn't. I'm sorry!!!! Please forgive me!!"
Rei's temper had been getting a good work out this morning already, but it couldn't top how she felt now.
"Get off of me-" She kneed Wufei in the groin. It definitely worked as he rolled around in pain. She stood and picked him up. He looked at her.
"Please, don't hurt me."
She punched him in the face and he fell back into the railing of the stairs, knocking his head. He was knocked out for a second, and then his eyes opened again.
"Uh.... oh thank god, that baka onna was all just a dream...." Wufei said in his usual chauvinistic voice.
'Oh thank god he's back to normal, I would've killed faster that way than in his regular attitude.' "Wufei. Are you alright?" She asked, not exactly concerned.
"No......no......She's still here, I'm in a Freddy Krueger nightmare!" He said, still lying on his back, looking up.
"Chang, you are such a schmuck." Rei said looking down into his face. Her hair dripping all over him. He glared at her. She growled and made her way upstairs, using Wufei as a step.
"Ow! Baka onna."........"OW!" He was hit in the head with a bottle of cleaning fluid.
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Everybody stayed deathly silent as Usagi was still locked inside of the bedroom, doing whatever it was that made her scary. Duo sat still on the couch, only moving his teeth as he bit his nails nervously.
Minako was so bored, she didn't know what to do. She looked around in a huff. "Geez... how long has she been cooped up in there any way?" She asked finally tired of sitting around, doing nothing.
"Look Minako, Usagi has found something that she's really putting her mind into so give her a break, would ya?" Makoto warned.
"Yeah, yeah, but it's taking the fun right out of this little vacation of ours. What are 'we' supposed to do when she is being a little academic?"
"'A little academic?'" Haruka repeated, "I think your sentence structure needs work."
"Oi!" Minako slapped her face and fell over.
Suddenly the phone rang, breaking the silence. No one went for it. After it rang twice, everyone went for it, all wanting something to do. They all scrambled for the phone, brutally, as they pushed each other out of the way until the worst thing happened.
Duo's bedroom door bursted open and they all saw a bright red face of Usagi, steaming mad. Usagi marched from the door to the phone and picked it up.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? THIS BETTER BE GOOD!!" She said, acknowledging whoever was on the other end.
"Usagi?" Rei's voice answered.
"WHO THE HELL IS THIS?" Usagi continued, not recognizing the voice, for some reason.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO IS THIS? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK IT IS, THE TOOTH FAIRY?" Sarcasm was impossible to not use in a conversation. "IT'S THE PERSON WHOM YOU DECIDED TO SHACK UP IN A MANSION WITH THE DEVIL DURING A SNOW STORM, THAT'S WHO!!"
"Oh, Rei! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?"
"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?"
"BECAUSE I'M PISSED OFF, THAT'S WHY!"
"SO GET OVER IT!"
The gand at Duo's looked from Usagi to the phone and back to Usagi as they could hear both sides of the conversation, being that they were both so loud. At this point, they would never hear the end of this conversation of they didn't get Usagi away from the phone.
"Ok, guys." Duo whispered, "Makoto and Haruka, you grab Usagi, then I'll get the phone."
"Why do I have to grab her? She's your girlfriend!" Makoto whispered back.
"Because it's my house, my rules, and I'm not going to be the one she'll get mad at, ok? Just do it."
Makoto rolled her eyes. Then they both waited.
"NOW!" Duo shouted, and Usagi stopped bickering with Rei for one second to see two huge football-looking people tackle her and drag her away to Duo's bedroom.
Duo, in the mean time, picked up the phone and started to speak.
"Hi, Rei." He said as she was in the middle of saying, 'I know you're still there, I can here you breathe!'
"NOW WHO'S THIS?" She yelled into his ear. He recoiled, moving the phone away from direct ear contact.
"Uh... it's Duo, are you -" He couldn't finish.
"YOU KNOW I HAVE A LOT THINGS TO SAY TO YOU RIGHT NOW, BUDDY!! YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS STUPID PLAN, DON'T YOU... WELL YOU'RE WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL BE SEEING YOU LATER!!!! YOU AND I HAVE MUCH TO DISCUSS!!!!!-"
Duo held onto the receiver, to block Rei's voice out.
"Guys?" He said weakly. They all looked at him, fear blanketing them. "We have a serious problem." He said and fell silent as he left the phone on the table, so Rei could continue to screech her anger into it. He felt it was the only way that he could spare some of Wufei's life, after she would hang up. "Poor, poor, Wufei..." Duo thought out loud. If he had only knew Rei's temper was that bad.... he would have never...... poor, poor Wufei.
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Ok, finished this chapter. Yeas at the moment everybody is getting pretty scary, but things will start to change as we move on. After all, for Rei and Wufei, tomorrow is just another day... in hell. Anyways, I have my idea for the next chapter already, so it might not take as long as this one did. Please review everyone!! Tank u.MegamiSilence