Sirius Black was playing in recess in third grade. At least all the other kids were playing. He was chasing girls.
"I'm gonna kiss you, Caitlin!" he shreiked happily and ran at full speed at the long, brown haired girl sitting innocently on the swing. She shrieked too, as she jumped off the swing and ran around the teeter-totter and under the slide. Sirius finally caught up with her beside the merry-go-round.
"Noooo...." She said as he kissed her on the lips. Then she started crying. A teacher walked over.
"Is there a problem here?"