A/N: Okay, this is the prologue because I couldn't just jump into the story. XD Oh well, it is supposed to be humorous but me and my brother Chrono are... unique. 0=) Sorry if this chap sucks, I really am a decent writer.
Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate: Atlantis or any characters therein. But I think I do own the plot, because I haven't seen it done before.
Summery: The misadventures only a child could have. ::hint hint::
The room was filled with laughter and the sounds of voices as the people of the planet ate there food happily, each enjoying being who they were.
At least that is how it should have been still.
Except now, everyone was running in terror as Wraith ships fired down upon them and the SGA teams held up cover fire. Sheppard and Ford knelt in front of Beckett, who was looking at the scanner determining how to get back to the 'Gate safe and sound.
He tugged lightly on Sheppard's shirt and indicated that he had found a path.
And so they made way for the 'Gate and there Jumper, most of the people dead except for a few woman and a child. The rest had either ran for the forest and were shot, or died in the crumbling city.
So they traveled through the gate with the SGA team and everyone was taken care of. But that wasn't the worst part yet. Far from it.
In fact, it didn't even start until after they had all said goodnight and headed off for their separate rooms to get some sleep for the night.
And as they lay down to sleep that night, none of them knew they would start the most likely strangest journey they had ever been on before.
For what was to happen to them, could only be explained in one word.
Child's Play.
Well, actually, that is two isn't it?
A/N: Okay, I'll get the first chap up soon but I need to warn you that I won't update this as much as you may want. School starts and I'm going into the Eight grade Monday.