The 400 Word Version of Poes and Roes: Parts 1-9
Hello everyone. I'm Malon! As you have seen, we have now reached the 40,000 word mark. Now, that's a gosh darn a lot of reading. It was so long that I picked up the audio tape version. So cut and pasting here and there. I have slashed the story from 40K words, to 400!
Once upon a time, in a Ma-gical kingdom of Hyrule, there was a fair princess named Zelda. She VERY beautiful, and VERY charming; because of this, she was scheduled to marry the Prince of Magenta.
But the problem was that she was in love with a former adventurer named Link. He was very kind to her, and they were really good friends. But Link, because he still maintained a young child's mindset, didn't love her back.
One day, the Princess was troubled by a Poe that would appear in her room doing nothing but muttering the name of Lauretta. Link wanted to help his friend but in the process, was possessed by the Poe.
Link fell into a coma for a long time. During this time, Zelda and her friends wondered if the poe was the murdered Lord of Hyrule, Romano, from five hundred years ago.
One night, Link woke up in a beast like state. He viciously attacked everything around him until he came to Zelda. Link had enough will to stop Romano from going farther with his devious act and retreat.
Wounded severely, Zelda began to go into a state of dreaming. One time, she dreamed she was the sister of Romano: Lady Magnolia, and another time, she began to envision the future.
Anyways, if there wasn't enough problems already, a mysterious woman comes along and has some how began to screw with Link's mind even more. What exactly did she do is still a mystery but from the looks of things, she's most definitely connected with
After sneaking out of the Royal Healing Chamber and having a terrible first impression of her future husband, Zelda has made it to the Temple of Time and is ready to go to the Pit of Heads to meet Lauretta.
And that's the story up till now. So will we finally learn the meaning of the dreams? What will happen to Link? Good news, I get a bigger part in the next third of the story. Hurray!
Bye Bye, everyone!
If you go into the kitchen, there are some chocolate chip cookies. I even added some pecans in them. They taste better with Walnuts but Daddy gets a bad rectal rash if he eats them.