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Diagon Ally
Hi every one this is the second chapter in the Dynamic Duo series. Have fun and enjoy.(Hey don't I get to say any thing?! complains the co writer) No! (Well too bad I am gunna say something!.....Umm....) See, you don't have any thing to say! ( I do to! Give me a sec!) Whatever, on with the story.(Hey....meenie! :P)
(Diagon Ally)
"Wow, there's a lot of people." said Kuwabara. "No dip Sherlock." Yussuke said. "I just thought of something. How are we going to pay for all of our stuff?" asked Kurama. "Well, I am kinda rich." said Koenma "Don't we need, like magical money?" asked Kuwabara. "No, but they do have different money than us." Koenma told him." Wait, where do we get the money?" "Gringott's bank of course." said Hagrid. "Alright let's go!" said Yussuke. As they were walking down they the street after Hagrid who was making a path in the middle of the crowd, so all they had to do was stay close behind him, Yussuke and Kuwabara were messing with all of the things in the barrels on the sides of the street. As they were reaching into one of the barrels Kuwabara suddenly yelped and skittered behind Kurama. "E-eye b-b-alls." Kuwabara stuttered. "Toad eyeballs to be precise. Now hurry up and stop sticking your hands in stuff and next thing you know, you wont have a hand." Hagrid told him. "Good." We hear Hiei mutter. "Here we are. Gringotts Bank." Hagrid said." Well are you coming?" He said to Koenma. "Huh! What?! Oh! Yeah." "Listen son, she's out of your league." Hagrid told Koenma. They all turned to see a girl walking down the street and "looking totally fine," in Kuwabara's words.' We'll see about that.' Koenma thought to himself. "She FINE!" Yussuke exclaimed. "Hey, I saw her first!" Koenma whines. "Just because your prince of the underworld doesn't mean that you get every girl you want!" Yussuke yelled back. "What about Keiko!" "Shhh.she's not here right now." "And I could get every girl I wanted even if I wasn't the prince of Satan! Who can resist my beautiful face?" Koenma told Yussuke. "Me." said Botan. "I wasn't asking you!" "Well let's both go over there and find out!" said Yussuke. "Fine!" they both start stalking off in the direction of the girl. "This should be good." said Kurama. "Bring on the popcorn!" Kuwabara yelled. Every one turned to stare at him." Move over Kurama I gatta see this too." said Hiei. "Men. Oh well this is good blackmail." Botan said while getting out her video camera. 'Man, I hope they aren't in my house! (house-Slytherian, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor.) Harry thought to himself. Especially that mean one over there. I'd never get any sleep. I'd be to scared to sleep!' Meanwhile Yussuke and Koenma had finally reached the girl after pushing through the crowd so they both had dust and other... things on them." Which one do you think is cuter?" explained Yussuke and Koenma. The girl raises one eyebrow in annoyance." FREAKS! THAT IS THE FIFTH TIME TODAY! SOMETIMES IT'S SUCH A PAIN BIENG BEAUTIFUL!" And pushes them out of the way and stomps off. Yussuke and Koenma turned to face their friends and finds them cracking up laughing (except for Hiei of course that had a little smirk on his face. I love it when he does that says, the writer NOT the co writer)" Uhh...she must not have seen me." murmured Koenma. "Bull! Now if you were as short as Hiei I can see that but your not vertically challenged like him and you probably scared her off." "Well if she goes to our school then I'll show you!" "Right...whatever!" "Vertically challenged my ass! Where did you learn that word? You skip school every day! You have the brain capacity of an ANT!" Hiei yells. "Hiei, ants are pretty smart they can carry twice their body weight." (Kurama of course) "So! I don't care how strong they are, and if you don't want me to kill you I suggest you SHUT UP!" "Someone's in a hissy fit." murmured Yussuke. "Face it Hiei your short. Get over it!" said Botan (the writer mumbles so low no one can hear her' that can come in handy some times' *hint**hint**nudge**nudge*) ( Eww..! exclaimed the co writer how can you think of Hiei that way! Konema of course but Hiei!) (Hey, I thought no one could hear me!) ( I am the co writer and your best friend! I hear all! I am superior! *BWAHAHA* (evil laugh) the co writer says) Before Hiei can say any thing Hagrid clears his throat saying to Harry, " We should have never picked up this group. Come on!" he says grabbing Hiei by the scarf practically choking him. Koenma saying to himself, "Hehe, finally someone who can boss Hiei around." "Let go..*cough**cough* or prepare to die!" Hiei said at the same time kicking and cussing. "Oh.stop tickling me." "I wasn't tickling you!" Hiei yelled.(oh look at the big or should I say wittle baby. Hiei's a short wittle baby. Wahh. says the co writer snickering) "Shut *cough* up!" ('No! You can't make me!' co writer says in a sing song voice.) "Now. Shut up with the co writer we need to get our money before the school years up." Hagrid said dropping Hiei. While Hiei was busy massaging his neck and bottom (how cute says the writer) Koenma and Hagrid handed a short little goblin a key and then turned around to tell their friends to hurry up." Hey Hiei! That goblin is shorter than you!" Yussuke said. "Why you little.*cough**cough*" Hagrid had grabbed him again and stuffed him into one of the little carts that were on a ramp way.( now now Hiei little is your word) "Grrr.." "Every one into a cart and no pushing." said the goblin. Every one did as they were told with some difficulty with Hagrid and Kuwabara in the same cart. They wisely let Hiei fume in his own cart alone. The goblin hit a switch on the wall of the passage and yelled, "Hold on tight!" and away they went speeding around the corridors and passing numerous amounts of floors. "I think I'm gunna be sick...Ohh.." mumbled Kuwabara feebly from his spot in the cart with Botan. "Oh, please don't be!" Botan yelled. "This is a new kimono!!" "They all look the same to me!" commented Yussuke. "Shut up! You don't have any fashion sense at all to speak of what gives you the right to dis my clothing?! Look at yours!" "There is nothing wrong with my clothes bitch!" "Bitch! If I could only-" "Yea, IF." Yussuke interrupted. This went on for some time even after the cart had stopped. Everyone got out of the cart and the goblin said, "Vault #269. May I have your key?" Koenma handed him the key that Enma had given him and the goblin turned the key in the lock. When the door opened you could see vast amounts of jewels, gold, and silver. There was even a little crown in the left hand corner. "Wow..." cried Yussuke and jumped in to wallow in the riches. "Come on in it feels great!" "Moneymoneymoneymoney!!!!!" yelled Kuwabara and joined him. Koenma meanwhile walked over to where the crown was and put it on. It was way to small for him and was leaning to the side. "How do I look?" "Ridiculous." said Botan. "I wasn't asking you!" "Yes you were." "Oh...right." Hiei's first thought was 'Now, how to rob this place...' He grabbed one of the sacks and started stuffing it with every thing in reach. (Which wasn't very far said the co writer.) Kurama slowly followed Hiei's lead. After they got all the money they needed or wanted they headed back into the cart. They hadn't noticed that while they were rejoicing in their riches that the cart had left and came back with Hagrid and Harry's pouches full with their own money. They all clambered back into the carts and made their way back up. "Now that's something I wouldn't want to experience again." said Kuwabara. "Nor I." said Botan wiping something off her kimono. (I'm not saying what if you don't already know. If you don't you are an imbecile.) They made their way out of the bank and Hiei was clutching his bag of money quite possessively.(sp.?) "That is your money Hiei. Your not stealing it." said Kurama. "So. Someone might try to steal it from me and if they tried I would slice them into a million pieces and burn them to dust and use them to fertilize your stupid plants!" Hiei told him and Harry didn't doubt that he would follow up on his threat. 'Nope. Definitely not going to get any sleep if he's in my house. I don't know if I could get any sleep if he was in a ten mile radius!' "I'm going to go buy my robes anyone wanna come?" asked Kurama. "Hn." was all Hiei said "Yea, sure." said Yussuke. "I'll go." Kuwabara told him. "Me to." said Botan cheerfully. "Darn." said Koenma. "But I'll guess I'll go any way. "Me an' Harry are gunna go buy his wand first." said Hagrid wanting to get away from the constantly bickering group. "Alright, suit yourselves." said Yussuke. They walked up to a store that said "Madam Malkin's Robes for All Occasions" and opened the door. They heard a faint tinkling sound when they opened the door to the shop and a squat smiling witch came up to greet them. "Hello, I'm Madam Malkin, are you all needing robes for school I presume?" she said with a slight French accent. "Umm...yes. We all are." Koenma told her. "Alright. Which one of you want to go first?" she asked them. They looked around at each other and then Koenma slowly stepped forward. "I will." he told her. "Ahh...yes,yes. Blue would go nicely with you don't you think?" she asked him. "Koenma doesn't know how to think." Yussuke said. "Will you shut up for once?! Oh...yea that's an impossible dream. Your still pissed because that girl liked me better than you!" Koenma yelled back. "What ever! Anyone in their sane mind could tell that she liked me way better! Didn't you see the way she deliberately (sp.?) touched me and not you when she walked away!" "She touched both of us! Now can I please get my stuff without you interrupting it like you always do!" "Fine!" "FINE!" "FINE!" "Shut up! Both of you!" Botan told them knowing how long their little "Fine!" fight could go on. The record was two and three quarter days! She had timed them. And it turned out that they had set a record in the Anime Guinness World Book of Records. Go look it up. They both glared at each other until Koenma dusted off his shirt and picked an imaginary piece of lint off of it and walked with dignity up to the stool where he stepped up on to it and brushed back his hair trying to look as princely as possible, which sent Yussuke and Kuwabara into hystericals. "Really, they are so immature." he muttered. That only made them laugh harder. This lasted until Kuwabara somehow managed to succeed in making himself cry, choke, laugh, and roll around on the floor at the same time. Needless to say the result wasn't pretty. "So do you want to use blue as your work robes and your winter cloak color also?" she asked him. "Yea sure, why not. Are you sure we can't wear gray? It goes nicely with my eyes." "Quite sure. Now shut up and stop wiggling so I can pin this up, you don't want me to stick you with a needle now do you?" "N-n-needle...I HATE NEEDLES! WAHH.....!!!" "Koenma do you need your wittle baby bottle? Do you want your ba ba?" teased Yussuke. "Actually yes...I mean, of course not!" "Just stand still!" yelled the little witch louder than both of them. She eventually finished with Koenma's robes and he was turning round and around in front of the mirror trying to look him self over but he called it preference examination of the clothing, Yussuke just told him that he thought he was trying to look to see how his butt looked in it. (It looks great! says the co writer drooling a bit.) (Clean yourself up your drooling.) (Oh. Who wouldn't be. Am I decent now?) (Your never decent.) (What's that supposed to mean!) (Exactly what it says. To put it bluntly...you're ugly.) (Ugly!) ( It means you scare people with your face!) (I am not the one who is ugly in this fan fiction!) ( I know just kidding...Botan is.) "Hey! You are the worst pair of fanfic writers I ever worked for!" she yelled at the fanfic writers who were looking quite amused. (Not the worst just the meanest. said the writer) (Might want to go get that makeover now your looking pretty ragged even though you usually do and did you know that you have puke on your kimono? *snicker* *snicker* says the co writer) " Yes I know now will you shut up and get on with the story!" (Fine I will but only for Koenma's sake because he already knows your ugly and he doesn't like to hear about it any more that he has to.) "Wahhh." " Who's the baby now, hmm..?" said Koenma. "Alright who's next?" asked the store keeper. "I'll go." said Yussuke. "What color do you want?" " Green I think...yeah green." "Alright fine even though I think you would look better in blue but then again blue is my favorite color." Immediately Kuwabara starts singing " Pink is My Favorite Color" loudly and every stares and he clears his throat and looks red in the face. "Well, what do you know! Pink is his favorite color." Yussuke said while examining Kuwabara's face.( o.0 'that's a scary image' says the co writer) "Just stand on the stool and stop fidgeting." the witch said harshly. "Honestly, I should get paid more for this job..." she murmured. After she got Yussuke fixed up with all of his robes she then got Kuwabara ready. Kuwabara got blue. Botan also got blue. Then came Kurama. He got green because the lady said that she thought that it would go good with his eyes. Then lastly came.... (Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum...Jaws music...) Hiei. "Now the short one...yea you. Are you listening to me!" she asked Hiei. "Hn. I'm not getting any stupid robes." "Oh come on Hiei. Don't you want to look nice for school." said Kurama. "What does it look like?" "On the count of 10 we all are going to jump him and hold him on the stool." whispered Yussuke. "Are you sure that's safe?" Botan asked. "No. Our life is short, live while you can...take risks." "Where's Hagrid when you need him." "On the other side of town." Kurama said. They were discussing this in a huddle and Hiei meanwhile was tiptoeing out the door. "On the count of 10 ok?" "OK." "Hey, he's getting away!" Botan yelled. "1-2-3-10!" Yussuke yelled. They jumped over in Hiei's direction and Kuwabara got between him and the door and Yussuke and Kurama grabbed Hiei by one arm. "What the fuck! Let me go! I'll kill you!" Hiei yelled. "Yea, yea... Ow! he bit me!!" Yussuke yelled. Yussuke now had fang marks on his index finger and was hopping up and down in pain completely forgetting about Hiei and Kurama, who unfortunately was still trying to hold on to Hiei and got kicked in the face by a very pissed off, short, fuming fire demon. "Oww!! Hiei!" " Let me out! I'm not wasting my money on any stupid robes that I already have damn it!" Hiei yelled at Kuwabara threatening him with his katana. "Don't hurt me!" Kuwabara yelled. Botan snuck up behind Hiei and bonked him on the back of the head with her oar which she had summoned and Koenma was cowering in the corner. "Is it over yet?" He mumbled pathetically from his spot on the floor. ( Koenma! You should learn to take charge! the co writer lectures him.) "Yea. Thanks Botan." Kuwabara said. "Welcome. Wow that took guts." said Botan looking at Hiei's unconscious form. " Well conscious or not, I am going to get him set up and out of my shop in less than 15 minutes, I have other...things to attend to." said the annoyed witch. "Umm.... right yea. Here's the money for all of our robes and here the money for Hiei's." Kurama said taking some money out of Hiei's pouch after having some difficulty prying it from Hiei's tightly clenched fist. *************************************************************** (After getting Hiei's clothing...)
They walked out of the store looking somewhat worn out and headed over to a wand shop across the street. After Hiei regained consciousness (and needless to say it wasn't a pretty sight) they cleaned up the remains of the cauldron shop they were next to. After that they went into the wand shop. "Ahchoo!!" Kuwabara sneezed. It was really dusty in there. A short (are all these people short!) old man walked up to them and looked them over. "Hello, welcome to my shop. I presume you are looking for wands?" he asked. " Well yea! Why else would we be in here idiot!" yelled Yussuke who had came out on the wrong end of the little scuffle that they had with Hiei outside the cauldron shop and had gotten burned on his...ahem, rear. He probally won't be able to sit for a week! Needless to say he was in an irritable mood. " Well fine, you don't have to yell at me, I'm just the shop keeper. Now all of you take these wands...yes those...and swing them around." The shopkeeper had handed them each a wand. They did as they were told and swung them around feeling increadibly dumb. As they did Kuwabara's wand suddenly let out a spurt of orange fireworks. They all jumped away from him and Kuwabara dropped the wand. "Don't you have any respect for wands?! Don't drop them like that you imbecile!" the shopkeeper yelled at Kuwabara. "I-i'm sorry." he mumbled. "Ah well it's done. BUT IF YOU EVER, EVER DROP ONE OF MY HOME MADE WANDS AGAIN I WILL PERSONALY STALK YOU DOWN AND TURN YOU INTO ONE AND SEE HOW YOU FEEL GETTING DROPPED!!!" the shop keeper yelled getting red in the face and his veins were sticking out of his temple. "Ahhh.... y-ye-yes s-sir I wont." Kuwabara mumbled. " I think he takes his wands a little to seriously don't you?" Yussuke asked Kurama. "That's an understatement. I think that he lives for making those wands." Kurama said back. Botan looked on in amusement along with Hiei and Koenma had a big smile on his face happy to see someone else getting yelled at and pleased to know that Kuwabara now felt like he did when his father was yelling at him. The shop keeper now a little calmed down and handed every one besides Kuwabara another wand (with care the co writer says sarcastically) "Ahh...yes that wand that that idiot over there dropped is a 13" in. redwood with cherry blossoms as a magical pigment. (p.s.- I didn't know what to put in the wand so I made something up and I know, I know, cherry blossoms aren't all that magical but bear with me here ok?) "...." was all the response that he got. "Swing around all the wands that I hand you and DON'T DROP THEM if something happens." He told them. They did as they were told and swung around their wands. Koenma's wand shot out silver stars and he nearly dropped his wand but managed to keep hold of it knowing what would happen if he didn't. Every one repeated this process and each got different results out of their wands. Yussuke's wand spurted out green sparks, Botan's spouted pink (???!!! Pink?) water, when it was Kurama's turn he swung his wand around and some how rose petals got all over the floor and temporally blinded every one so we are assuming that the wand shooted out rose petals. (Duh! Who wrote this stuff?! the co writer asked.) (We did.) (Oh.right...hehheh.oops) Hiei's wand shot out black fire and this time the blast hit Botan, to Yussuke's relief and to the co writer's great ammusement, and tore a hole through the left sleeve of her kimono. "Nooo!!! Oh well this kimono did have puke on it." she said glaring at Kuwabara accusingly. "Oops." he said. "Why does Hiei get the cool fire and all I get is sparks!" asked Yussuke angrily. " Hey, I get stars! Be happy with what you've got!" yelled Koenma. (Hiei get's cool things because he hot and he's cool and did I mention hot? the writer told them.) (Yes you mentioned hot but Koenma is so much hoter than Hiei! He should get cool things too! the co writer yells angrily.) (Well you guys will just have to live with it because I have to have this story go the way I want it to go.) (Oh yeah? Well maybe my mallet will change your mind!) (Ahhhh!! No!!! If you hit me I'll tell every one the secret you want to be kept hidden to the very end of the story!) (You wouldn't!) (I would.) (Arghh...you piss me off so much sometimes. I am your elder listen to me!) (Oh wow...your older than me by what...7 months.) (So!) ( Just leave the story the way it is OK) (Hmph, but only scince you are black mailing me. Bitch. ) (WHAT WAS THAT!!!) *sweatdrop* (Ahh...nothing, nothing!! Heheheh.) ( Now back to the story for real.) "*sniff**sniff* That means I'm stuck with stars." Koenma pouted. (Yes it means you're stuck with stars!) "Fine!" he yelled at the writer. The shopkeeper pushed them out of the shop and proceeded to help someone who had just walked into the store and the group stopped beside a unicorn horn stall and Botan said, " I wanna get a cat to take with me!!" she yelled. "Botan, what you need is a toad so you can kiss it and it would turn into your prince charming and that's the only way your gunna get someone to stay with you because he would be permanently in your debt." Yussuke said. "You bastard! I can get a guy!" "Right..." "I'll show you!" "Go right ahead." Botan marched across the street up to a guy that had white blond hair, cold blue eyes, and was about the same height as Yussuke. ( can you guess?....Yep it's Malfoy!! ^_^) She tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me but would you mind telling me if my hair looks alright?" He turned around and yelled, "Arghh....it's a monster!! It has puke on it and it's got holes in it's clothing!" "I am a girl not an it and it's not my fault I have stuff on my kimono it's theirs!" she told him pointing back to the group who stood watching. He ran away from her muttering something about plastic surgery and Botan walked up to the group and said, "He was a bad example and it's no fair because Kuwabara puked on me and Hiei burned a hole in my kimono!" ( HAHAHA!!! yells the co writer, Not even plastic surgery can help you! It's not your fault it's your mom's...no..wait a minute, it is yours.) "We all know that Botan's ugly and I don't particularly care where she got it from that's just to scary scary to comprehend and isn't it time to go to the next chapter?" Koenma directed toward the writers. "Yea! It's time to go to Hogwarts! Look out Hogwarts here I come!" Yussuke said energetically. "Don't forget about me!" Kuwabara said.
"As the lights fade on our heroes we proceed to the next scene." says our mystery person #1 (For the last fuckin time, this is not a god damn play! the writers yelled at the same time) "Sheesh. Excuse me for living." (Your not excused. the co writer says.) (This is my story and your not welcome in it. the writer said) "I am a mystery person I can be in any story/play I want to be in and you can't get rid of me so HA! YOU CAN JUST KISS MY ASS!!!" (OH YEA! WELL MYSTERY PERSON PREPARE TO DIE!!! the co writer yells) (AIM FOR BETWEEN THE LEGS! the writer yells at the co writer.) "While the three precede to run around the house I will be your narrator and guide through this fan fiction until further notice. I will see you in the next chapter." says mystery person #2. ( Oh yea! Well here's your further notice right here buster! I'm the narrator and I call the shots get it! Got it?! GOOD!!! the co writer yells at the so called 'narrator' and threatens him with her ever famous mallet.) "Hehheh...sorry go right ahead." (That's better. As you know the writer is still beating up on the other annoying bastard over there so I just wanted to say...see you in the next chapter! the co writer says cheerily and smiles innocently.)
On to chapter #3 -- The Train Ride We'll be fighting over the e-mails while your reading this. Again here is our e-mail addresses----mine is www.foxy_bitch2182@bolt.com ----- my co writer's is www.lady_thug_4_u84@yahoo.com ----and ours together is www.b_ballangel28@yahoo.com well there you have it a direct link to us so e- mail me!!! Umm.I mean us.
Diagon Ally
Hi every one this is the second chapter in the Dynamic Duo series. Have fun and enjoy.(Hey don't I get to say any thing?! complains the co writer) No! (Well too bad I am gunna say something!.....Umm....) See, you don't have any thing to say! ( I do to! Give me a sec!) Whatever, on with the story.(Hey....meenie! :P)
(Diagon Ally)
"Wow, there's a lot of people." said Kuwabara. "No dip Sherlock." Yussuke said. "I just thought of something. How are we going to pay for all of our stuff?" asked Kurama. "Well, I am kinda rich." said Koenma "Don't we need, like magical money?" asked Kuwabara. "No, but they do have different money than us." Koenma told him." Wait, where do we get the money?" "Gringott's bank of course." said Hagrid. "Alright let's go!" said Yussuke. As they were walking down they the street after Hagrid who was making a path in the middle of the crowd, so all they had to do was stay close behind him, Yussuke and Kuwabara were messing with all of the things in the barrels on the sides of the street. As they were reaching into one of the barrels Kuwabara suddenly yelped and skittered behind Kurama. "E-eye b-b-alls." Kuwabara stuttered. "Toad eyeballs to be precise. Now hurry up and stop sticking your hands in stuff and next thing you know, you wont have a hand." Hagrid told him. "Good." We hear Hiei mutter. "Here we are. Gringotts Bank." Hagrid said." Well are you coming?" He said to Koenma. "Huh! What?! Oh! Yeah." "Listen son, she's out of your league." Hagrid told Koenma. They all turned to see a girl walking down the street and "looking totally fine," in Kuwabara's words.' We'll see about that.' Koenma thought to himself. "She FINE!" Yussuke exclaimed. "Hey, I saw her first!" Koenma whines. "Just because your prince of the underworld doesn't mean that you get every girl you want!" Yussuke yelled back. "What about Keiko!" "Shhh.she's not here right now." "And I could get every girl I wanted even if I wasn't the prince of Satan! Who can resist my beautiful face?" Koenma told Yussuke. "Me." said Botan. "I wasn't asking you!" "Well let's both go over there and find out!" said Yussuke. "Fine!" they both start stalking off in the direction of the girl. "This should be good." said Kurama. "Bring on the popcorn!" Kuwabara yelled. Every one turned to stare at him." Move over Kurama I gatta see this too." said Hiei. "Men. Oh well this is good blackmail." Botan said while getting out her video camera. 'Man, I hope they aren't in my house! (house-Slytherian, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor.) Harry thought to himself. Especially that mean one over there. I'd never get any sleep. I'd be to scared to sleep!' Meanwhile Yussuke and Koenma had finally reached the girl after pushing through the crowd so they both had dust and other... things on them." Which one do you think is cuter?" explained Yussuke and Koenma. The girl raises one eyebrow in annoyance." FREAKS! THAT IS THE FIFTH TIME TODAY! SOMETIMES IT'S SUCH A PAIN BIENG BEAUTIFUL!" And pushes them out of the way and stomps off. Yussuke and Koenma turned to face their friends and finds them cracking up laughing (except for Hiei of course that had a little smirk on his face. I love it when he does that says, the writer NOT the co writer)" Uhh...she must not have seen me." murmured Koenma. "Bull! Now if you were as short as Hiei I can see that but your not vertically challenged like him and you probably scared her off." "Well if she goes to our school then I'll show you!" "Right...whatever!" "Vertically challenged my ass! Where did you learn that word? You skip school every day! You have the brain capacity of an ANT!" Hiei yells. "Hiei, ants are pretty smart they can carry twice their body weight." (Kurama of course) "So! I don't care how strong they are, and if you don't want me to kill you I suggest you SHUT UP!" "Someone's in a hissy fit." murmured Yussuke. "Face it Hiei your short. Get over it!" said Botan (the writer mumbles so low no one can hear her' that can come in handy some times' *hint**hint**nudge**nudge*) ( Eww..! exclaimed the co writer how can you think of Hiei that way! Konema of course but Hiei!) (Hey, I thought no one could hear me!) ( I am the co writer and your best friend! I hear all! I am superior! *BWAHAHA* (evil laugh) the co writer says) Before Hiei can say any thing Hagrid clears his throat saying to Harry, " We should have never picked up this group. Come on!" he says grabbing Hiei by the scarf practically choking him. Koenma saying to himself, "Hehe, finally someone who can boss Hiei around." "Let go..*cough**cough* or prepare to die!" Hiei said at the same time kicking and cussing. "Oh.stop tickling me." "I wasn't tickling you!" Hiei yelled.(oh look at the big or should I say wittle baby. Hiei's a short wittle baby. Wahh. says the co writer snickering) "Shut *cough* up!" ('No! You can't make me!' co writer says in a sing song voice.) "Now. Shut up with the co writer we need to get our money before the school years up." Hagrid said dropping Hiei. While Hiei was busy massaging his neck and bottom (how cute says the writer) Koenma and Hagrid handed a short little goblin a key and then turned around to tell their friends to hurry up." Hey Hiei! That goblin is shorter than you!" Yussuke said. "Why you little.*cough**cough*" Hagrid had grabbed him again and stuffed him into one of the little carts that were on a ramp way.( now now Hiei little is your word) "Grrr.." "Every one into a cart and no pushing." said the goblin. Every one did as they were told with some difficulty with Hagrid and Kuwabara in the same cart. They wisely let Hiei fume in his own cart alone. The goblin hit a switch on the wall of the passage and yelled, "Hold on tight!" and away they went speeding around the corridors and passing numerous amounts of floors. "I think I'm gunna be sick...Ohh.." mumbled Kuwabara feebly from his spot in the cart with Botan. "Oh, please don't be!" Botan yelled. "This is a new kimono!!" "They all look the same to me!" commented Yussuke. "Shut up! You don't have any fashion sense at all to speak of what gives you the right to dis my clothing?! Look at yours!" "There is nothing wrong with my clothes bitch!" "Bitch! If I could only-" "Yea, IF." Yussuke interrupted. This went on for some time even after the cart had stopped. Everyone got out of the cart and the goblin said, "Vault #269. May I have your key?" Koenma handed him the key that Enma had given him and the goblin turned the key in the lock. When the door opened you could see vast amounts of jewels, gold, and silver. There was even a little crown in the left hand corner. "Wow..." cried Yussuke and jumped in to wallow in the riches. "Come on in it feels great!" "Moneymoneymoneymoney!!!!!" yelled Kuwabara and joined him. Koenma meanwhile walked over to where the crown was and put it on. It was way to small for him and was leaning to the side. "How do I look?" "Ridiculous." said Botan. "I wasn't asking you!" "Yes you were." "Oh...right." Hiei's first thought was 'Now, how to rob this place...' He grabbed one of the sacks and started stuffing it with every thing in reach. (Which wasn't very far said the co writer.) Kurama slowly followed Hiei's lead. After they got all the money they needed or wanted they headed back into the cart. They hadn't noticed that while they were rejoicing in their riches that the cart had left and came back with Hagrid and Harry's pouches full with their own money. They all clambered back into the carts and made their way back up. "Now that's something I wouldn't want to experience again." said Kuwabara. "Nor I." said Botan wiping something off her kimono. (I'm not saying what if you don't already know. If you don't you are an imbecile.) They made their way out of the bank and Hiei was clutching his bag of money quite possessively.(sp.?) "That is your money Hiei. Your not stealing it." said Kurama. "So. Someone might try to steal it from me and if they tried I would slice them into a million pieces and burn them to dust and use them to fertilize your stupid plants!" Hiei told him and Harry didn't doubt that he would follow up on his threat. 'Nope. Definitely not going to get any sleep if he's in my house. I don't know if I could get any sleep if he was in a ten mile radius!' "I'm going to go buy my robes anyone wanna come?" asked Kurama. "Hn." was all Hiei said "Yea, sure." said Yussuke. "I'll go." Kuwabara told him. "Me to." said Botan cheerfully. "Darn." said Koenma. "But I'll guess I'll go any way. "Me an' Harry are gunna go buy his wand first." said Hagrid wanting to get away from the constantly bickering group. "Alright, suit yourselves." said Yussuke. They walked up to a store that said "Madam Malkin's Robes for All Occasions" and opened the door. They heard a faint tinkling sound when they opened the door to the shop and a squat smiling witch came up to greet them. "Hello, I'm Madam Malkin, are you all needing robes for school I presume?" she said with a slight French accent. "Umm...yes. We all are." Koenma told her. "Alright. Which one of you want to go first?" she asked them. They looked around at each other and then Koenma slowly stepped forward. "I will." he told her. "Ahh...yes,yes. Blue would go nicely with you don't you think?" she asked him. "Koenma doesn't know how to think." Yussuke said. "Will you shut up for once?! Oh...yea that's an impossible dream. Your still pissed because that girl liked me better than you!" Koenma yelled back. "What ever! Anyone in their sane mind could tell that she liked me way better! Didn't you see the way she deliberately (sp.?) touched me and not you when she walked away!" "She touched both of us! Now can I please get my stuff without you interrupting it like you always do!" "Fine!" "FINE!" "FINE!" "Shut up! Both of you!" Botan told them knowing how long their little "Fine!" fight could go on. The record was two and three quarter days! She had timed them. And it turned out that they had set a record in the Anime Guinness World Book of Records. Go look it up. They both glared at each other until Koenma dusted off his shirt and picked an imaginary piece of lint off of it and walked with dignity up to the stool where he stepped up on to it and brushed back his hair trying to look as princely as possible, which sent Yussuke and Kuwabara into hystericals. "Really, they are so immature." he muttered. That only made them laugh harder. This lasted until Kuwabara somehow managed to succeed in making himself cry, choke, laugh, and roll around on the floor at the same time. Needless to say the result wasn't pretty. "So do you want to use blue as your work robes and your winter cloak color also?" she asked him. "Yea sure, why not. Are you sure we can't wear gray? It goes nicely with my eyes." "Quite sure. Now shut up and stop wiggling so I can pin this up, you don't want me to stick you with a needle now do you?" "N-n-needle...I HATE NEEDLES! WAHH.....!!!" "Koenma do you need your wittle baby bottle? Do you want your ba ba?" teased Yussuke. "Actually yes...I mean, of course not!" "Just stand still!" yelled the little witch louder than both of them. She eventually finished with Koenma's robes and he was turning round and around in front of the mirror trying to look him self over but he called it preference examination of the clothing, Yussuke just told him that he thought he was trying to look to see how his butt looked in it. (It looks great! says the co writer drooling a bit.) (Clean yourself up your drooling.) (Oh. Who wouldn't be. Am I decent now?) (Your never decent.) (What's that supposed to mean!) (Exactly what it says. To put it bluntly...you're ugly.) (Ugly!) ( It means you scare people with your face!) (I am not the one who is ugly in this fan fiction!) ( I know just kidding...Botan is.) "Hey! You are the worst pair of fanfic writers I ever worked for!" she yelled at the fanfic writers who were looking quite amused. (Not the worst just the meanest. said the writer) (Might want to go get that makeover now your looking pretty ragged even though you usually do and did you know that you have puke on your kimono? *snicker* *snicker* says the co writer) " Yes I know now will you shut up and get on with the story!" (Fine I will but only for Koenma's sake because he already knows your ugly and he doesn't like to hear about it any more that he has to.) "Wahhh." " Who's the baby now, hmm..?" said Koenma. "Alright who's next?" asked the store keeper. "I'll go." said Yussuke. "What color do you want?" " Green I think...yeah green." "Alright fine even though I think you would look better in blue but then again blue is my favorite color." Immediately Kuwabara starts singing " Pink is My Favorite Color" loudly and every stares and he clears his throat and looks red in the face. "Well, what do you know! Pink is his favorite color." Yussuke said while examining Kuwabara's face.( o.0 'that's a scary image' says the co writer) "Just stand on the stool and stop fidgeting." the witch said harshly. "Honestly, I should get paid more for this job..." she murmured. After she got Yussuke fixed up with all of his robes she then got Kuwabara ready. Kuwabara got blue. Botan also got blue. Then came Kurama. He got green because the lady said that she thought that it would go good with his eyes. Then lastly came.... (Dum, Dum, Dum, Dum...Jaws music...) Hiei. "Now the short one...yea you. Are you listening to me!" she asked Hiei. "Hn. I'm not getting any stupid robes." "Oh come on Hiei. Don't you want to look nice for school." said Kurama. "What does it look like?" "On the count of 10 we all are going to jump him and hold him on the stool." whispered Yussuke. "Are you sure that's safe?" Botan asked. "No. Our life is short, live while you can...take risks." "Where's Hagrid when you need him." "On the other side of town." Kurama said. They were discussing this in a huddle and Hiei meanwhile was tiptoeing out the door. "On the count of 10 ok?" "OK." "Hey, he's getting away!" Botan yelled. "1-2-3-10!" Yussuke yelled. They jumped over in Hiei's direction and Kuwabara got between him and the door and Yussuke and Kurama grabbed Hiei by one arm. "What the fuck! Let me go! I'll kill you!" Hiei yelled. "Yea, yea... Ow! he bit me!!" Yussuke yelled. Yussuke now had fang marks on his index finger and was hopping up and down in pain completely forgetting about Hiei and Kurama, who unfortunately was still trying to hold on to Hiei and got kicked in the face by a very pissed off, short, fuming fire demon. "Oww!! Hiei!" " Let me out! I'm not wasting my money on any stupid robes that I already have damn it!" Hiei yelled at Kuwabara threatening him with his katana. "Don't hurt me!" Kuwabara yelled. Botan snuck up behind Hiei and bonked him on the back of the head with her oar which she had summoned and Koenma was cowering in the corner. "Is it over yet?" He mumbled pathetically from his spot on the floor. ( Koenma! You should learn to take charge! the co writer lectures him.) "Yea. Thanks Botan." Kuwabara said. "Welcome. Wow that took guts." said Botan looking at Hiei's unconscious form. " Well conscious or not, I am going to get him set up and out of my shop in less than 15 minutes, I have other...things to attend to." said the annoyed witch. "Umm.... right yea. Here's the money for all of our robes and here the money for Hiei's." Kurama said taking some money out of Hiei's pouch after having some difficulty prying it from Hiei's tightly clenched fist. *************************************************************** (After getting Hiei's clothing...)
They walked out of the store looking somewhat worn out and headed over to a wand shop across the street. After Hiei regained consciousness (and needless to say it wasn't a pretty sight) they cleaned up the remains of the cauldron shop they were next to. After that they went into the wand shop. "Ahchoo!!" Kuwabara sneezed. It was really dusty in there. A short (are all these people short!) old man walked up to them and looked them over. "Hello, welcome to my shop. I presume you are looking for wands?" he asked. " Well yea! Why else would we be in here idiot!" yelled Yussuke who had came out on the wrong end of the little scuffle that they had with Hiei outside the cauldron shop and had gotten burned on his...ahem, rear. He probally won't be able to sit for a week! Needless to say he was in an irritable mood. " Well fine, you don't have to yell at me, I'm just the shop keeper. Now all of you take these wands...yes those...and swing them around." The shopkeeper had handed them each a wand. They did as they were told and swung them around feeling increadibly dumb. As they did Kuwabara's wand suddenly let out a spurt of orange fireworks. They all jumped away from him and Kuwabara dropped the wand. "Don't you have any respect for wands?! Don't drop them like that you imbecile!" the shopkeeper yelled at Kuwabara. "I-i'm sorry." he mumbled. "Ah well it's done. BUT IF YOU EVER, EVER DROP ONE OF MY HOME MADE WANDS AGAIN I WILL PERSONALY STALK YOU DOWN AND TURN YOU INTO ONE AND SEE HOW YOU FEEL GETTING DROPPED!!!" the shop keeper yelled getting red in the face and his veins were sticking out of his temple. "Ahhh.... y-ye-yes s-sir I wont." Kuwabara mumbled. " I think he takes his wands a little to seriously don't you?" Yussuke asked Kurama. "That's an understatement. I think that he lives for making those wands." Kurama said back. Botan looked on in amusement along with Hiei and Koenma had a big smile on his face happy to see someone else getting yelled at and pleased to know that Kuwabara now felt like he did when his father was yelling at him. The shop keeper now a little calmed down and handed every one besides Kuwabara another wand (with care the co writer says sarcastically) "Ahh...yes that wand that that idiot over there dropped is a 13" in. redwood with cherry blossoms as a magical pigment. (p.s.- I didn't know what to put in the wand so I made something up and I know, I know, cherry blossoms aren't all that magical but bear with me here ok?) "...." was all the response that he got. "Swing around all the wands that I hand you and DON'T DROP THEM if something happens." He told them. They did as they were told and swung around their wands. Koenma's wand shot out silver stars and he nearly dropped his wand but managed to keep hold of it knowing what would happen if he didn't. Every one repeated this process and each got different results out of their wands. Yussuke's wand spurted out green sparks, Botan's spouted pink (???!!! Pink?) water, when it was Kurama's turn he swung his wand around and some how rose petals got all over the floor and temporally blinded every one so we are assuming that the wand shooted out rose petals. (Duh! Who wrote this stuff?! the co writer asked.) (We did.) (Oh.right...hehheh.oops) Hiei's wand shot out black fire and this time the blast hit Botan, to Yussuke's relief and to the co writer's great ammusement, and tore a hole through the left sleeve of her kimono. "Nooo!!! Oh well this kimono did have puke on it." she said glaring at Kuwabara accusingly. "Oops." he said. "Why does Hiei get the cool fire and all I get is sparks!" asked Yussuke angrily. " Hey, I get stars! Be happy with what you've got!" yelled Koenma. (Hiei get's cool things because he hot and he's cool and did I mention hot? the writer told them.) (Yes you mentioned hot but Koenma is so much hoter than Hiei! He should get cool things too! the co writer yells angrily.) (Well you guys will just have to live with it because I have to have this story go the way I want it to go.) (Oh yeah? Well maybe my mallet will change your mind!) (Ahhhh!! No!!! If you hit me I'll tell every one the secret you want to be kept hidden to the very end of the story!) (You wouldn't!) (I would.) (Arghh...you piss me off so much sometimes. I am your elder listen to me!) (Oh wow...your older than me by what...7 months.) (So!) ( Just leave the story the way it is OK) (Hmph, but only scince you are black mailing me. Bitch. ) (WHAT WAS THAT!!!) *sweatdrop* (Ahh...nothing, nothing!! Heheheh.) ( Now back to the story for real.) "*sniff**sniff* That means I'm stuck with stars." Koenma pouted. (Yes it means you're stuck with stars!) "Fine!" he yelled at the writer. The shopkeeper pushed them out of the shop and proceeded to help someone who had just walked into the store and the group stopped beside a unicorn horn stall and Botan said, " I wanna get a cat to take with me!!" she yelled. "Botan, what you need is a toad so you can kiss it and it would turn into your prince charming and that's the only way your gunna get someone to stay with you because he would be permanently in your debt." Yussuke said. "You bastard! I can get a guy!" "Right..." "I'll show you!" "Go right ahead." Botan marched across the street up to a guy that had white blond hair, cold blue eyes, and was about the same height as Yussuke. ( can you guess?....Yep it's Malfoy!! ^_^) She tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me but would you mind telling me if my hair looks alright?" He turned around and yelled, "Arghh....it's a monster!! It has puke on it and it's got holes in it's clothing!" "I am a girl not an it and it's not my fault I have stuff on my kimono it's theirs!" she told him pointing back to the group who stood watching. He ran away from her muttering something about plastic surgery and Botan walked up to the group and said, "He was a bad example and it's no fair because Kuwabara puked on me and Hiei burned a hole in my kimono!" ( HAHAHA!!! yells the co writer, Not even plastic surgery can help you! It's not your fault it's your mom's...no..wait a minute, it is yours.) "We all know that Botan's ugly and I don't particularly care where she got it from that's just to scary scary to comprehend and isn't it time to go to the next chapter?" Koenma directed toward the writers. "Yea! It's time to go to Hogwarts! Look out Hogwarts here I come!" Yussuke said energetically. "Don't forget about me!" Kuwabara said.
"As the lights fade on our heroes we proceed to the next scene." says our mystery person #1 (For the last fuckin time, this is not a god damn play! the writers yelled at the same time) "Sheesh. Excuse me for living." (Your not excused. the co writer says.) (This is my story and your not welcome in it. the writer said) "I am a mystery person I can be in any story/play I want to be in and you can't get rid of me so HA! YOU CAN JUST KISS MY ASS!!!" (OH YEA! WELL MYSTERY PERSON PREPARE TO DIE!!! the co writer yells) (AIM FOR BETWEEN THE LEGS! the writer yells at the co writer.) "While the three precede to run around the house I will be your narrator and guide through this fan fiction until further notice. I will see you in the next chapter." says mystery person #2. ( Oh yea! Well here's your further notice right here buster! I'm the narrator and I call the shots get it! Got it?! GOOD!!! the co writer yells at the so called 'narrator' and threatens him with her ever famous mallet.) "Hehheh...sorry go right ahead." (That's better. As you know the writer is still beating up on the other annoying bastard over there so I just wanted to say...see you in the next chapter! the co writer says cheerily and smiles innocently.)
On to chapter #3 -- The Train Ride We'll be fighting over the e-mails while your reading this. Again here is our e-mail addresses----mine is www.foxy_bitch2182@bolt.com ----- my co writer's is www.lady_thug_4_u84@yahoo.com ----and ours together is www.b_ballangel28@yahoo.com well there you have it a direct link to us so e- mail me!!! Umm.I mean us.