('Everyone... *clears throat*. *everyone ignores her* LOOK AT ME!!! Now
that I have your attention, I sadly have to tell you, my
fans or discriminators, that I am having a case of the very well known...*gasp* writers block...! This might be because my goldfish
died or I'm just spending to much time listening to Eminem -a.k.a- "Slim Shady" also known as Marshall Mathers. I can't figure out
which dilemma is causing this unfortunate predicament, so if this chapter sounds bad to you, blame it on the writer's block or my
co-writer.')
('EXCUSE ME!!!! You can never get enough of Eminem so there! He is so hot! *Gets dreamy eyed and starts to drool...again* It's
just because your stupid!!! =P~ neiner neiner neiner!')
('I DON'T SEE YOU TRYING TO HELP, SO DON'T CRITIZIZE ME!!!!!')
('WHY DO YOU THINK I'M HERE EINSTIEN????!!!!')
('Oh.... well, why didn't you say so!')
('I couldn't get a word in edge wise!!!')
('Oh yeah! Well I never get a say in anything when you're slapping your jaws over there!')
('Why I ought to.... wait I won't just threaten you...I'll make you have to type with your toes for weeks because I will break every
bone in your body except your feet and your lucky I am a compassionate person!!!' Yells loudly while brandishing
her.*shudder*.mallet and petting a fluffy white bunny.)
" Will you both shut up and get on with the story!" yells mystery person #1.
('WE TOLD YOU TO TAKE A HIKE IN THE LAST STORY!!!' the writers yell in unison.)
" I was currently deaf."
('DEAF!!!! I'LL SHOW YOU DEAF, AND MUTE, AND BLIND, AND CRIPPLED BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE ALL
OF THOSE IF YOU DON'T GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORY!!!!!' Yells the co writer.)
('OUR story!')
('WHATEVER!!!!!!')
('Backing away now...')
"Well since I AM one of the main and most beautiful characters in this fanfic I solemnly present to you...The Train Ride--Getting
There!" says Botan. The co writer happened not to hear this chasing after the mystery person #1.... thank god. It would be hell
trying to clean up the place if she HAD heard her.
('HA! YOU ARE NOT THE MOST BUTIFUL PERSON IN THIS FANFIC AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN
MY ROOM ON MY COMPUTER BITCH!!!!' Yells the VERY pissed off writer) she's very possessive of her computer...can you
tell?
" I'll be leaving now..."
The scene fades and we see to our right the characters of our story grouped together in a huddle."
('WHAT THE FUCK!!! I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF YOU!!!' Yells the co writer.)
" You got rid of mystery person #1, I am mystery person #2 at your service!" he says quite bubbly. Which of course is going to
change quite drastically after our co writer gets a hold of him with her new and improved mallet! Ahhh!!!
('It has extendable hit capacity and can electrify the person it comes in contact with! ^_^' says the co writer happily. 'TIME FOR A
TEST DRIVE!!!' She yells.)
...after getting *cough* *cough* rid of Botan, the writer tells us that the story is about to continue. ('Like, whomever that is narrating
said...I am now telling you to scroll down and start reading my soon-to-be- famous-story!!! $_$ BRING ON THE
MONEY!!!*BlingBling* I'm going to have to start doing pay-per- reading....just kidding! ^__^ I'm not that cruel...or am I...?'
*laughs maniacally and chokes*) Scroll down some to get to the reading. *sigh* Honestly...these people are 14 and 15 and still act
like 5 year olds -_-...*GLARE* sorry, sorry guys...Hey I said I'm sorry!!!... says the narrator looking at the murderous looking
writers, one brandishing her mallet...come on.can you guess who?...and one was thrusting a katana currently borrowed from an
unsuspecting fire demon, who is currently knocked out by sleeping pills courtesy of the writer.(a.k.a. Hiei) Guys...I said sor- she
didn't finish her sentence as the fanfic writers attacked.
FYI ::: this ::: means thinking, and *this* means actions.most of the time.
And thanks to Nakoruru for reviewing on my story, unlike all you other bums who just read the story and didn't bother to review.
T_T *goes of to cry silently* ('Screw all those people who didn't review! If you don't review I'll-' says the co-writer in a huff
before the writer walks back in and grabs her by the collar and drags her out. ('Oh yea, and I still think Koenma has a better ass than
Kurama or Hiei thank you very much I'm not mentioning names *cough* Nakoruru *cough*.' She adds before being bopped on the
head with a frying pan.
The Train Ride
"Kuwabara, get up." Said Kurama gently shaking awake his companion, .to no avail. " Kuwabara.GET UP!!!" He yelled
."Here, let me." Said Yusuke pushing Kurama out of the way and heading over to where Kuwabara was sleeping oblivious to
the world. He leaned close to Kuwabara's ear and yelled, "KUWABARA GET YOUR LAZY BUM ASS UP!!!" Sadly his efforts
had the same effect as Kurama's.
They had spent the night at the Leaky Cauldron, which conveniently offered rooms above the
main floor and Koenma had ordered three rooms, one for Kuwabara and Yusuke, one for Koenma who liked his privacy, and one
for Botan who had declared that she didn't want to share any room with any guys and that if any one should come into her room
without being told to or failed to knock first, would be punished. Yusuke commented under his breath that the reason that she
didn't want any guys in her room was because she was a lesbian. ('By the way I DID say that this story would be Botan bashing so
you should have read the summary! :P I never did like Botan or her voice but don't mind me if you do like her.' Says the writer.)
('DIE, BOTAN, DIE!!! *cough* *cough*' co writer, who else?) Oh yea, and Hiei didn't need a room, he slept in a tree some where
assumedly. (I hope..)
Kurama who had gotten up at 6:30 a.m., had gone into Yusuke's and Kuwabara's room and had found them sleeping.
Kuwabara was hanging half off the bed and half on and Yusuke was drooling on his pillow mumbling something about Botan and
evil soul sucking aliens going at it. Needless to say he woke up screaming and was shaking from his nightmare. ('You poor thing.
Anything that has Botan in it must be a nightmare.' The co writer says, grumpy from having to get up early to help the writer try to
get the characters of the story up.) Well after calming Yusuke down, the two had proceeded to TRY to wake up Kuwabara. " I
don't see why we have to get up so early anyway." Said Yusuke who was tired and groggy at having to wake up at 7:00 a.m.
"Well we have to get up early so we can make the train by 10:00 a.m., and knowing how long it will take us to get up
Kuwabara and for how long it will take for Botan to get ready even though gods knows why she does it, it doesn't help worth a shit,
and estimating how long it will take to find Hiei we won't get at the train station until 9:50." Kurama said all this very fast while
kicking Kuwabara in the ribs trying to nudge him awake.
"Umm.right. And how are we going to get this lunk head up
considering that nothing we try is working?" Yusuke said questioningly and motioned his hand, gesturing at Kuwabara's sleeping
form.
"I have two ideas. One, we can either get Botan up and suffer the
consequences and let her try and wake him up in her.*cough* special way *cough* ." he let that sink in before he
continued, "Or our second choice is to tempt Kuwabara with something that he really likes to lure him awake." He finished.
"I think that we had better go with the second choice." Yusuke said determinately.
"Good choice. Now let me think.what does Kuwabara like." Kurama muttered to himself
"Oh that's easy. Food." Said Yusuke, moving back to hover over the STILL sleeping orange haired oaf, "Oi Kuwabara!
Breakfast is ready!" Yusuke said snickering under his breath and trying not to laugh outright and ruin the moment.
Kuwabara sat straight up in bed and both to his and Yusuke's dismay, Kuwabara's head hit Yusuke's head straight on with a loud
bonk! Kuwabara groaned and then yelled gleefully, "Breakfast! Where's breakfast?!"
"Kuwabara, there is no breakfast!" yelled Yusuke picking himself off of the floor where he had landed after the encounter
with Kuwabara's forehead. Kuwabara does have a pretty hard head even if he's not that smart.
"Th-there's not.?" Kuwabara whined pathetically.
"No. Unless you want Yusuke to fix you something." Said Kurama sweetly.
"Uhh.no thanks!" He told him having experience with Yusuke's cooking. "Why do I have to get up so early?! It's not even
12:00 yet!!!"
Kurama and Yusuke both sweat drop at the same time. "Kuwabara, have you forgot already? Don't answer, that I'll just tell
you. We are going to Hogwarts today and we need to meet the train at 10:00and OH SHIT! IT'S ALREADY 8:30!!! Yelled
Kurama impatiently hurrying towards the door to go get Koenma up, and tripping over Yusuke in the process.
He reached Koenma's door and kicks it open to reveal.nobody.??? He searches the room and suddenly stops hearing a
STRANGE singing sound coming from the bathroom. He moves closer to the door and the.(horrible) sound gets louder and
hears the shower running then he realizes that it was just Koenma. ('SINGING IN THE SHOWER! AHHHH MY EARS!!!' Yells
the writer.) ('Shut ^up^! I think it's cute!!! Humph' the co-writer says in defense.)('Well that's what you think!' Says the writer.)
('Yea and what I think is RIGHT!' the co-writer come backs.) (Ok, ok, whatever now back to the story.')
Kurama knocked lightly on the door and it opened to reveal Koenma shaving. (HIS FACE YOU IDIOT! HE'S NOT
GAY!) "I didn't know that you got up this early Koenma." Said Kurama.
"I don't usually. I couldn't get any sleep because my room is next to Botan's, and you don't want to know what I heard.
And you where making a lot of noise over there trying to get Yusuke and Kuwabara up anyways."
"Oops sorry" Kurama said sheepishly.
"It's okay. I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one awake now."
"Those two had better not go back to sleep. I'm not going to tell you about the nightmare that Yusuke had." Kurama
told Koenma, who was done shaving (his face!) and was now brushing his teeth.
"Are you packed?" Kurama asked.
"Umth. Yeah." He answered after spitting out his blueberry flavored, sparkly Elmo toothpaste with whitening and mint.
"You're still using that Elmo toothpaste? You were using that when you were 500 years old. Your 7,000 years old now aren't
you? Never mind don't answer that." Kurama said commenting on Koenma's toothpaste.
"Will you shut ^up^! I'm younger than you! Besides it tastes good and I have sensitive teeth. *sniffle* *sniffle*" said Koenma
defensively.
"And you still act like your five."
"I heard that that!!! I can't help it that I can turn into a toddler!" Koenma said while sucking on his blue pacifier.
"Well who's going to get the honor of waking Botan up?" Kurama said, hastily changing the subject.
"NOT ME!!!" Yells Koenma while backing away from Kurama.
"I'm going to find Hiei, so you're stuck with it and besides I got Yusuke and Kuwabara up so there!" Kurama told him
heading towards the exit.
"No need."
"Huh?" said Kurama turning around to face a short fire demon. ('Who is adorably HOT!!!' says the writer with a feverish
glean to her eyes)
"I'm here." Said Hiei, who was perched on Koenma's windowsill.
"Oh Hiei.hi. Why did you have to come now?!"
"Because I felt like it."
"Haha. Now you have to get Botan up." Said Koenma gleefully pointing at Kurama.
"Hell no!!! There ain't no damn way that I am going to get that filthy whore up!!! I
wouldn't be caught dead in her room!!!" said Kurama.
('Kurama is extremely OOC in my ficcie isn't he? ^_^ Ahh.the joys of having
power in being a writer!^.^' says the writer enthusiastically.)
"WHAT!!! I AM NOT A WHORE YOU BASTARD!!!" yelled Botan who had been coming in the room about at the same
time that Kurama was bitching.
"Coulda fooled me." said Koenma under his breath but Botan happened to hear him.
"SCREW YOU TOO!!!" she yelled at him pulling her hair out in frustration.
"YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!" yelled Koenma back at her.
"So. And I will." She said. :::A girl can dream can't she.::: Botan thought.
"AHHH." Koenma ran from the room screaming into Yusuke and Kuwabara's room. ('My poor baby! That filthy dike
sucking whore will never have him!!! !!NEVER!!' said the co-writer.)
"Well at least I don't have to get her up now." Kurama said to Hiei on his left.
"Like I care." Hiei retorted.
"Can't you be nice for once?!" Kurama asked him.
"It's not my nature. Anyways why would you care?" Hiei answered before heading out into the hall to wait for everyone
to get ready.
"I would care because I have to suffer through Kuwabara boasting, Yusuke bothering girls, Botan bothering ME, Koenma
whining, and then there's him..not helping at all." Kurama said to himself looking at the retreating figure of the koorime.
Hiei was so confusing at times. Scratch that. He was always confusing, Kurama wondered if he would ever figure him out, he
was able to befriend almost everyone that he met, except for Hiei. Kurama doubted that the koorime ever had any friends at all
considering what he had been through in his life. ('And before you ask, NO this is not a Kurama/Hiei fanfic. Not that I'm against it
or anything, it just didn't suit this story or my own ideas..hehehe. Besides, I think Hiei is cute so there will be no slash/yaoi in this
fanfiction, but maybe I'll write one some other time if you ask or if I just feel like it. By the way, I'm not the type to write porn.' says
the writer. Wow that was a lot to write. lol.) ('I wouldn't be so sure about that porn thing..' Says the co-writer under her breath.
('WHAT!!!') ('I was just kidding!!! Heheheh..') (Good.) Even though the writer doesn't have a mallet like the co-writer, she does
have an extremely bad temper and she happens to have a magical frying pan, courtesy of Chi Chi off of Dragonball Z.
:::Oh well, now is not the time::: Kurama thought to himself as he heard Yusuke and Botan start arguing.like always.
"I AM GOING TO TAKE MY SWEET OLD TIME GETTING READY, AND YOU WILL WAIT PATIENTLY WHILE I
DO!!!!" yelled Botan at Yusuke, blowing him back with the force of her voice, and brandishing a pencil lip liner in her hand as a
weapon.
"You always take to much time getting ready!!! Remember that time when we were getting ready to go fight Hiei in the
warehouse? We were late because you had to put concealer on and we almost lost Keiko!!! I really would like to be on time for
once, so we don't miss the train!!!!" Yusuke yelled, hiding behind a chair while Botan pelted it with make up and random objects
from the dresser.
"Well I'm ready now so you can just shove it!" she told him brushing past Kuwabara and Kurama who were in the doorway
and walked halfway down the hall way and suddenly turned around and said, "Well are you going to bring my suitcases or not?!"
"Suitcases?!" Kurama, Yusuke, and Kuwabara simultaneously looked around the room and saw a pile of dukie brown ('Ahk
ahk ahk, gag gag gag..dukie brown .' said the writers, who happen to despise dukie brown and everything that goes with it.
*coughBotancough*) suitcases in the corner stacked up to the ceiling in height
"You expect us to carry all of those things! What all do you have in them?! Never mind.." Kuwabara said. His eyes, about
the size of dinner plates, were fixed on the huge pile.
"What I have in them is none of your business so just pick them up and let's get going," Botan said, Kuwabara, Yusuke, and
Kurama were about to protest when Botan added, "and if you don't them I'm not going to the train station and your not going
without me so I suggest that you MOVE IT!!!"
"Hmph." Said her companions. They knew that that was true and they walked grudgingly up to the pile of suitcases and they
each picked up three. Actually Kuwabara got four counting the one he put on his head and danced around exclaiming that he was a
ballerina and to look at his grace. The other two ignored him and followed Botan and Hiei out to the car.
The three stuffed the suitcases along with the other ones in the trunk and climbed into the car, Kurama got in the driver's seat
not entrusting anyone else with the job for obvious reasons. Koenma got in beside him, jumping in before anyone else could to
avoid sitting with Botan in the back. Yusuke got in the back near the window, claiming it. Kuwabara then got in beside him, glomping
Yusuke for taking "his" seat. Botan pushed Hiei in next and climbed in beside him. "There isn't a way in hell that you are getting me
to sit in the middle between an arbrained bubbleheaded onna and an orange haired oaf!!!!!" Hiei yelled causing every one around him
to hold their ears.
"What is so wrong with having orange hair, just tell me that?!" Kuwabara said despairingly.
"It's not normal for one Kuwabara, and who are you calling an airbrain! I'll let you know that I got a 1.0 on my SAT's!!! So
there!" Botan announced, looking quite proud of herself. (o.0 -writer) (o_0 - co-writer)
"Honestly! Being called an airbrained bubble head is degrading!!!" she ranted. ('Why does it matter if someone else is
degrading you when you do that so well yourself?!' says the co-writer who had come out of her astonished state.) ('Ohho..she got
you there you bubbleheaded blue haired freak!' says the very happy writer at having Botan's own words insult herself.
"I-I-I..why you!!!! Stupid fanfic writers! You always have a way of twisting words around!!! Hmph!" Botan said to the two
amused fanfiction writers. ('We know, we can't help it that we are WAY smarter than you and have a gift of twisting things around.
I'm surprised that you even knew what degrading meant! I mean honestly, a 1.0 for crying out loud!' says the writer.)
('uhhh..what she said.' Says the co-writer, wondering if a 1.0 was bad considering that she got a 2.8 on her SOL's.) Oh yeah
and she really didn't get a 2.8, I'm just estimating/guessing. -_-
Kurama started the car oblivious/ignoring the fact that Hiei was trying to get out of the sunroof of the car, and when he was
pulled back down by Yusuke, he consistently kept trying to climb over the seats and pulling in Kurama's hair in the process.
"Shimatta!!!" Kurama yelled trying to pull away from the grasp of Hiei's groping hands. The cursing from Kurama earned him a
stare from Botan, Yusuke, and Kuwabara who had not seen him cuss a while back in the ficcie. ('If you don't have a clue what I'm
talking about, are you one of those readers that skip over a lot of parts? o.0' the writer asks accusingly.)
"LET GO!!!" Kurama screeched. (Yes, screeched.)
"MAKE THEM LET GO FIRST!!!!!!" Hiei yelled back at him clawing, biting, and scratching at Yusuke's, Kuwabara's, and
Botan's hands.
"I don't want to sit in the back of the car with.with.THEM!!!!" Hiei told him grabbing Kurama's collar and Koenma's
pacifier out of his mouth. He threw the pacifier behind him and hit Botan in the head ('YEA!!!!' says the co-writer in joy.) causing
her to let go of his cloak. He scrambled to the front in the momentary lapse of force holding him back, and sat on top of the cup
holder in-between Koenma and Kurama. Botan "hmphs" and slinks back in her seat annoyed that Hiei gets to sit up front with
Koenma. ('Don't even go there! Grrrr..' The co-writer growls in possession of her property.) ('By the way I repeat, I DO NOT
OWN YYH OR HARRY POTTER!!!! Even though I would love to own Hiei and I'm sure my co-writer could squeeze Koenma
into her love life') ('Damn sure!!!') ( -.- *sweatdrop* )
Koenma sighed and looked out of the window. :::Man, I hope I see that girl again.::: He thought. :::SHE WAS HOT!!!! Yusuke
had better lay off or I'm writing Keiko. Besides, I saw her first. I wonder if she will be in my house. I wonder what house I will be
in.::: While Koenma was thinking lovey dovey thoughts, Hiei was thinking on something FAR different.
:::I wonder if they will teach you spells that can torture people or even better kill them? If they don't it must be a crappy ass
school. Me, Hiei, going to school. At least the nigens there aren't all the way...nigen. I mean if they can do magic shit then they
can't be human, at least all the way. If any one crosses my path or gets in my way or even looks at me sideways/funny then I'm
gunna slice them into little bits with my katana and it wont be very pleasant, I'll make sure of that. If they expel me, good. I
wonder if we are gunna have to fight any "evil" people. No one can be more evil than me.::: ('Oohh.ego kicking in there.' Says the
co- writer.) :::These people are probably pathetically weak. Even with their stupid magic tricks, I mean what's pulling a rabbit out of
a hat gunna do anything for you in a battle?::: We will now see what Kurama is thinking. ('Even if he is driving.' Says the co writer.)
:::Owww..my head hurts from where Hiei pulled on my hair! What's that on the floor over there? Why-why that's my hair!!!!
That little runt pulled out my hair!!! Grrr.after taking so long getting it ready!::: ('Ooo-k.whatever.owie.' Says the writer.) ('I
feel your pain. I would have HURT him if he touched my hair!!! I seriously beat up a girl for screwing up my hair.' Says the co-
writer.) (o.0) ('SHUT ^UP^!!!') ('I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!') ('SO!!!') ('Whatever. We're gunna see into the people's
thoughts in the back now. Except Botan. Of course, for reasons that should be known to everyone by now. Next up Yusuke!') ('I
REALLY don't want to know what's going on in Yusuke's mind.' Says the co- writer.) ('Too bad.')
::: Hmm..do they have co-ed bathrooms.? Or even better! Co-ed houses!!! Yea!!! ::: ('One track mind.' says the writer.)
('Get your head out of the gutter for gods sakes man!!! SHESH!!!!' yells the co-writer frustratingly. 'I told you this was a bad
idea.') ('True.*sweatdrop* Ok then.on to the idiot.)
::: Ladeda ladeda ladeda.Oh my!! I left my teddie bear!! Poor Mr.Pookey!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!... ::: ('Mr.Pookey belongs to
me now!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!' yells the co-writer holding a brown teddie bear with one eye close to her chest.) ('You are so
immature. Stealing from anime is a serious crime but I doubt that you care.) ('YEP! ^.^') (You DO realize that Kuwabara sleeps with
that.') ('Umm.EWWW!!!!!!!!' *throws the bear into the air and it hits Kuwabara in the head.*) "Mr.Pookey!!!!!" Everyone turns
to look at him and Kurama accidentally lets the car go into the left lane and he quickly pulls it back over. "Umm.never mind."
Kuwabara directed at them. "Gladly." Was the response he got. '-_- *sweatdrop*
They were at the train station and Kurama pulled into the parking lot, put the car in park, put on the emergency brake, and
turned to face everyone. "It seems that I am the only sane one here so would all of you please not embarrass me?" he asked
pathetically.
"Now Kurama you know that's not possible." Stated Yusuke.
"I know." *sweatdrop*
They got out of the car and walked up to the ticket booth and Koenma asked a fat man behind the stand that looked to be
about 44 and who was eating a McDonald's hamburger, "Excuse me, how do you get to platform 9 ¾?"
"Huh? There is no platform 9 ¾. Annoying kids! Go bother someone else brats!" he told them. Kurama had to hold Hiei back by his
scarf so Hiei didn't jump the guy. ('Not that it would usually help in the long run, Hiei was feeling a little out of it today due to the
fact that he fell out of his tree so many times.' Says the writer.) ('hmm.I wonder how that happened.*poke* tehehehe' says the
co-writer mysteriously.)
"That's what it says our tickets so there has to be a platform." Koenma stated coolly.
"Whatever kid, you're wasting my time. Now take a hike or I'll call security and they are having a bad day today, so I suggest
that you get a move on." He told him.
" Nani! Do you know who I am?! I could condemn you to cleaning out my office for all of eternity if I wanted to, for I am son
of the great Enma!!!"
"Who??? Whatever kid just get out of my sight before I decide to pound you myself." He told them.
"Like he could." Yusuke muttered. "Unless he had super powers that could beat my spirit gun!"
"Which I highly doubt." Kurama told him.
Little did they know that the very person in question was sneaking of to a telephone booth to become..Burger Man!!! ('I
know it's lame, I just got out of school and I am feeling a bit.weird to say the least, because my school is weird, especially
since the co-writer is in a grade above me which is the 10th grade so that means she "is the boss of me". Don't hurt me for the lame
joke! ;_; *sniffle* I blame it on the sucky crap that they call food!!!')
The six wandered around the station looking for a clue.anything, to where the platform 9 ¾ could be found. They were
walking around looking when Kuwabara heard some people talking. They turned to face a group of five red headed children and a
woman that must be their mother. ('By the way, this is in the 5th year at Hogwarts, and if you're wondering why Harry was with
Hagrid, it was because the Dursley's wouldn't take him this time. And Percy is still in Hogwarts. OF COURSE HE DIDN'T FAIL!!!
IT'S PERCY!!!! No he did not fail, but he is still at Hogwarts ok? Get it? Got it? Good.'---writer) They edged forward to hear more
of what the suspicious group was talking about. If you're wondering why they are suspicious, it's because they had a little owl flying
about their heads, (Pig--aka--Pigwigion) had huge trunks, were cleaning off their wands, and two even had broom sticks. (George +
Fred) They caught snatches of the conversation and it went like this, "Ron did you know that you have a bit of dirt on your nose.
Just like your first year! Ahh.you were so CUTE then!" the boy's mother was wiping her finger, which she had licked on his nose
trying to clean it. ('I HATE it when mothers do that!!!'--- Co-writer and writer) "Mum!!! Geroff me!! Hey! What do you mean
"used" to be cute! I'll have you know that I have girls lining up to go to Hogsmeade with me!"---Ron "Yea whatever lil' bro. Last
year you humiliate yourself by asking Fleur to the Yule ball and you say that girls are lining up to dance with you! Ha!"---One of the
twins, who were older than Ron. (Fred) "Didn't you ask her out too? I mean, when you came home you were moping about how
she turned you down."---Little girl that looked about 11. (Ginny) "Er..uh, yes well."---Twin "SEE!!!"---Ron "Prefect Percy got
dumped by his girlfriend over the summer! Isn't that a surprise! Of course no one could get bored with Percy! Nope!"---Other twin
(George) "Poor baby!!!"---mom "Why didn't you tell me?!"---mom again. Percy started blushing profusely "So, does every one
have all of their stuff?"--- Ron "Cause I wanna meet Harry and tell him about.err.some things that need to be heard by his ears
only." Everyone looked at him funny, shrugged, and nodded to acknowledge that they had all of their stuff. "On to another year of
Hogwarts! Through the barrier Watson!"---George..to Fred. (0.o 'Hmmm.)
"WAIT...!!!!!!!" Yusuke yelled after their retreating forms. The group turned to look at him. All of Yusuke's companions
edged away from him, trying to seem like they didn't know him.
"Err.uh.I mean hold up for a minute. Are you guys going to Hogwarts? Do you know where the platform is, because
we've been searching forever!"
"We???" Said Fred.
"Yea. Me and my frie-..guys? Where'd you go!?" Yusuke said looking around frantically for his "friends" who had long
deserted him. "Get out here right now! I think that they can help us get to where we wanna go! Come on!" He yelled.
"We're coming Uramashi, don't get your boxers in a twist." Said Kuwabara coming out from behind a suitcase and the others
following in stead.
"I don't wear boxers, I wear briefs."
"Too much info Yusuke." Says Botan. The woman had covered up the young girls ears. ('Oh yea, like you didn't know.'
Says the co-writer to Botan.)
"Yea we are going to Hogwarts school too, are you new, because any 5th year, you are a 5th year right, would know how to
get to the platform." Said Fred who was famous for run-on sentences.
"Ummm.yea we are in 5th year but we are transfer students, so we don't know what to do." Said Koenma.
"I knew what to do!" said Kuwabara.
"Yea whatever Kuwabara. You didn't know what you were doing like any other time." Yusuke told him.
"I know." *sigh*
"Oh well since you are a transfer student I guess you wouldn't know what to do. Well watch Percy and then follow his lead."
Said the mother. "By the way, I am Mrs. Weasley and these are my sons Percy, George, Fred, and Ron and my baby girl, Ginny.
She's just starting this year after all."
"Mom.I am NOT your baby girl anymore!" the girl named Ginny whined to her mother.
Percy ran, slowly at first then gaining speed, to the wall between platforms 9 and 10. :::He's gunna crash!::: Kurama thought.
:::Finally, we get some action in this story!::: ---Hiei.
"He was there one minute then.gone the next. What the fuck?!" Yusuke yelled.
"It's "hell" not "fuck." Said Botan, not encouraging cussing. ('Lame person' says the co-writer)
"Whatever. Go fuck a lesbo. You know you want to." Yusuke told her. ('Ditto'---co-writer)
"These people have issues." George said to Fred. :::They must have allowed a lot of cussing where they came from.:::
"NOW THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE AROUND GINNY!!!!!" Mrs. Weasley said to Yusuke.
Kuwabara ran up to the place where Percy had disappeared and started poking around the wall. :::Now where did he go?!::: he
thought. He ran back to where the gang was and ran back to the wall fully intending on hitting the wall ('But not that it would do any
damage that wasn't already done.'---co-writer) and he ended up passing through it and you could hear his screams when he was
passing through, but then they stopped. "What happened?!" Yusuke yelled ready to shake something and ended up shaking Botan.
"Er..uh..Yusuke! Calm down! He just went through the portal that connects this train station to the other one on the other side
that takes us to Hogwarts! Don't kill the poor girl!" ('Don't listen to her Yusuke!'---co-writer) said Mrs. Weasley.
"Really? Fascinating! How do they get it to work! It's like magic!" said Kurama.
"It is magic honey." ('HA! Kurama I thought you were supposed to be smart!'---writer)
"Umm..of course it's magic. I knew that." Said Kurama trying to maintain his poise/self-esteem/composure. ('I couldn't
figure out which one I wanted to use or which one described Kurama the best.' -_- ---writer)
"Right." Fred.
The twins ran at the same time together through the portal with Ron close behind. "Go on, don't be scared. You all go, then
Ginny will go last. And don't be scared because it might not work if you are."
"Oh that's really comforting." Yusuke said while being pushed along by Botan into the portal. You could still hear him yelling
at her to unhand "him". Apparently, she was feeling him up. "Ginny, do NOT hang around these people if at all possible." Mrs.
Weasley whispered to her daughter who only looked away, especially that girl. She seems kind of "strange."
Kurama and Hiei walked through the portal last and then Ginny ran through waving goodbye to her mom or "mum" and the
portal closed behind her and yet another year of chaos at Hogwarts ensues! After you Watson! ('Sorry, had to had that in there.' ---
writer)
Annoying announcer voice comes on and says, "And yet another episode in the Dynamic Duo saga finished. Tune in next
time for the next heart stopping episode."
NOT!!!!
('I would never hire a guy to say that when I could do it myself! Er..uh.what he said.'---writer) ('You need help.') ('You
should be the one to talk!') ('True.')
*sigh* Me, as the narrator tells you to go read some more stories and to REVIEW cause it's gunna be awhile before the next
chapter comes out.
P.S.----- REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!!!!!!! Did I put it to subtly? =)
fans or discriminators, that I am having a case of the very well known...*gasp* writers block...! This might be because my goldfish
died or I'm just spending to much time listening to Eminem -a.k.a- "Slim Shady" also known as Marshall Mathers. I can't figure out
which dilemma is causing this unfortunate predicament, so if this chapter sounds bad to you, blame it on the writer's block or my
co-writer.')
('EXCUSE ME!!!! You can never get enough of Eminem so there! He is so hot! *Gets dreamy eyed and starts to drool...again* It's
just because your stupid!!! =P~ neiner neiner neiner!')
('I DON'T SEE YOU TRYING TO HELP, SO DON'T CRITIZIZE ME!!!!!')
('WHY DO YOU THINK I'M HERE EINSTIEN????!!!!')
('Oh.... well, why didn't you say so!')
('I couldn't get a word in edge wise!!!')
('Oh yeah! Well I never get a say in anything when you're slapping your jaws over there!')
('Why I ought to.... wait I won't just threaten you...I'll make you have to type with your toes for weeks because I will break every
bone in your body except your feet and your lucky I am a compassionate person!!!' Yells loudly while brandishing
her.*shudder*.mallet and petting a fluffy white bunny.)
" Will you both shut up and get on with the story!" yells mystery person #1.
('WE TOLD YOU TO TAKE A HIKE IN THE LAST STORY!!!' the writers yell in unison.)
" I was currently deaf."
('DEAF!!!! I'LL SHOW YOU DEAF, AND MUTE, AND BLIND, AND CRIPPLED BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE ALL
OF THOSE IF YOU DON'T GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORY!!!!!' Yells the co writer.)
('OUR story!')
('WHATEVER!!!!!!')
('Backing away now...')
"Well since I AM one of the main and most beautiful characters in this fanfic I solemnly present to you...The Train Ride--Getting
There!" says Botan. The co writer happened not to hear this chasing after the mystery person #1.... thank god. It would be hell
trying to clean up the place if she HAD heard her.
('HA! YOU ARE NOT THE MOST BUTIFUL PERSON IN THIS FANFIC AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN
MY ROOM ON MY COMPUTER BITCH!!!!' Yells the VERY pissed off writer) she's very possessive of her computer...can you
tell?
" I'll be leaving now..."
The scene fades and we see to our right the characters of our story grouped together in a huddle."
('WHAT THE FUCK!!! I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF YOU!!!' Yells the co writer.)
" You got rid of mystery person #1, I am mystery person #2 at your service!" he says quite bubbly. Which of course is going to
change quite drastically after our co writer gets a hold of him with her new and improved mallet! Ahhh!!!
('It has extendable hit capacity and can electrify the person it comes in contact with! ^_^' says the co writer happily. 'TIME FOR A
TEST DRIVE!!!' She yells.)
...after getting *cough* *cough* rid of Botan, the writer tells us that the story is about to continue. ('Like, whomever that is narrating
said...I am now telling you to scroll down and start reading my soon-to-be- famous-story!!! $_$ BRING ON THE
MONEY!!!*BlingBling* I'm going to have to start doing pay-per- reading....just kidding! ^__^ I'm not that cruel...or am I...?'
*laughs maniacally and chokes*) Scroll down some to get to the reading. *sigh* Honestly...these people are 14 and 15 and still act
like 5 year olds -_-...*GLARE* sorry, sorry guys...Hey I said I'm sorry!!!... says the narrator looking at the murderous looking
writers, one brandishing her mallet...come on.can you guess who?...and one was thrusting a katana currently borrowed from an
unsuspecting fire demon, who is currently knocked out by sleeping pills courtesy of the writer.(a.k.a. Hiei) Guys...I said sor- she
didn't finish her sentence as the fanfic writers attacked.
FYI ::: this ::: means thinking, and *this* means actions.most of the time.
And thanks to Nakoruru for reviewing on my story, unlike all you other bums who just read the story and didn't bother to review.
T_T *goes of to cry silently* ('Screw all those people who didn't review! If you don't review I'll-' says the co-writer in a huff
before the writer walks back in and grabs her by the collar and drags her out. ('Oh yea, and I still think Koenma has a better ass than
Kurama or Hiei thank you very much I'm not mentioning names *cough* Nakoruru *cough*.' She adds before being bopped on the
head with a frying pan.
The Train Ride
"Kuwabara, get up." Said Kurama gently shaking awake his companion, .to no avail. " Kuwabara.GET UP!!!" He yelled
."Here, let me." Said Yusuke pushing Kurama out of the way and heading over to where Kuwabara was sleeping oblivious to
the world. He leaned close to Kuwabara's ear and yelled, "KUWABARA GET YOUR LAZY BUM ASS UP!!!" Sadly his efforts
had the same effect as Kurama's.
They had spent the night at the Leaky Cauldron, which conveniently offered rooms above the
main floor and Koenma had ordered three rooms, one for Kuwabara and Yusuke, one for Koenma who liked his privacy, and one
for Botan who had declared that she didn't want to share any room with any guys and that if any one should come into her room
without being told to or failed to knock first, would be punished. Yusuke commented under his breath that the reason that she
didn't want any guys in her room was because she was a lesbian. ('By the way I DID say that this story would be Botan bashing so
you should have read the summary! :P I never did like Botan or her voice but don't mind me if you do like her.' Says the writer.)
('DIE, BOTAN, DIE!!! *cough* *cough*' co writer, who else?) Oh yea, and Hiei didn't need a room, he slept in a tree some where
assumedly. (I hope..)
Kurama who had gotten up at 6:30 a.m., had gone into Yusuke's and Kuwabara's room and had found them sleeping.
Kuwabara was hanging half off the bed and half on and Yusuke was drooling on his pillow mumbling something about Botan and
evil soul sucking aliens going at it. Needless to say he woke up screaming and was shaking from his nightmare. ('You poor thing.
Anything that has Botan in it must be a nightmare.' The co writer says, grumpy from having to get up early to help the writer try to
get the characters of the story up.) Well after calming Yusuke down, the two had proceeded to TRY to wake up Kuwabara. " I
don't see why we have to get up so early anyway." Said Yusuke who was tired and groggy at having to wake up at 7:00 a.m.
"Well we have to get up early so we can make the train by 10:00 a.m., and knowing how long it will take us to get up
Kuwabara and for how long it will take for Botan to get ready even though gods knows why she does it, it doesn't help worth a shit,
and estimating how long it will take to find Hiei we won't get at the train station until 9:50." Kurama said all this very fast while
kicking Kuwabara in the ribs trying to nudge him awake.
"Umm.right. And how are we going to get this lunk head up
considering that nothing we try is working?" Yusuke said questioningly and motioned his hand, gesturing at Kuwabara's sleeping
form.
"I have two ideas. One, we can either get Botan up and suffer the
consequences and let her try and wake him up in her.*cough* special way *cough* ." he let that sink in before he
continued, "Or our second choice is to tempt Kuwabara with something that he really likes to lure him awake." He finished.
"I think that we had better go with the second choice." Yusuke said determinately.
"Good choice. Now let me think.what does Kuwabara like." Kurama muttered to himself
"Oh that's easy. Food." Said Yusuke, moving back to hover over the STILL sleeping orange haired oaf, "Oi Kuwabara!
Breakfast is ready!" Yusuke said snickering under his breath and trying not to laugh outright and ruin the moment.
Kuwabara sat straight up in bed and both to his and Yusuke's dismay, Kuwabara's head hit Yusuke's head straight on with a loud
bonk! Kuwabara groaned and then yelled gleefully, "Breakfast! Where's breakfast?!"
"Kuwabara, there is no breakfast!" yelled Yusuke picking himself off of the floor where he had landed after the encounter
with Kuwabara's forehead. Kuwabara does have a pretty hard head even if he's not that smart.
"Th-there's not.?" Kuwabara whined pathetically.
"No. Unless you want Yusuke to fix you something." Said Kurama sweetly.
"Uhh.no thanks!" He told him having experience with Yusuke's cooking. "Why do I have to get up so early?! It's not even
12:00 yet!!!"
Kurama and Yusuke both sweat drop at the same time. "Kuwabara, have you forgot already? Don't answer, that I'll just tell
you. We are going to Hogwarts today and we need to meet the train at 10:00and OH SHIT! IT'S ALREADY 8:30!!! Yelled
Kurama impatiently hurrying towards the door to go get Koenma up, and tripping over Yusuke in the process.
He reached Koenma's door and kicks it open to reveal.nobody.??? He searches the room and suddenly stops hearing a
STRANGE singing sound coming from the bathroom. He moves closer to the door and the.(horrible) sound gets louder and
hears the shower running then he realizes that it was just Koenma. ('SINGING IN THE SHOWER! AHHHH MY EARS!!!' Yells
the writer.) ('Shut ^up^! I think it's cute!!! Humph' the co-writer says in defense.)('Well that's what you think!' Says the writer.)
('Yea and what I think is RIGHT!' the co-writer come backs.) (Ok, ok, whatever now back to the story.')
Kurama knocked lightly on the door and it opened to reveal Koenma shaving. (HIS FACE YOU IDIOT! HE'S NOT
GAY!) "I didn't know that you got up this early Koenma." Said Kurama.
"I don't usually. I couldn't get any sleep because my room is next to Botan's, and you don't want to know what I heard.
And you where making a lot of noise over there trying to get Yusuke and Kuwabara up anyways."
"Oops sorry" Kurama said sheepishly.
"It's okay. I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one awake now."
"Those two had better not go back to sleep. I'm not going to tell you about the nightmare that Yusuke had." Kurama
told Koenma, who was done shaving (his face!) and was now brushing his teeth.
"Are you packed?" Kurama asked.
"Umth. Yeah." He answered after spitting out his blueberry flavored, sparkly Elmo toothpaste with whitening and mint.
"You're still using that Elmo toothpaste? You were using that when you were 500 years old. Your 7,000 years old now aren't
you? Never mind don't answer that." Kurama said commenting on Koenma's toothpaste.
"Will you shut ^up^! I'm younger than you! Besides it tastes good and I have sensitive teeth. *sniffle* *sniffle*" said Koenma
defensively.
"And you still act like your five."
"I heard that that!!! I can't help it that I can turn into a toddler!" Koenma said while sucking on his blue pacifier.
"Well who's going to get the honor of waking Botan up?" Kurama said, hastily changing the subject.
"NOT ME!!!" Yells Koenma while backing away from Kurama.
"I'm going to find Hiei, so you're stuck with it and besides I got Yusuke and Kuwabara up so there!" Kurama told him
heading towards the exit.
"No need."
"Huh?" said Kurama turning around to face a short fire demon. ('Who is adorably HOT!!!' says the writer with a feverish
glean to her eyes)
"I'm here." Said Hiei, who was perched on Koenma's windowsill.
"Oh Hiei.hi. Why did you have to come now?!"
"Because I felt like it."
"Haha. Now you have to get Botan up." Said Koenma gleefully pointing at Kurama.
"Hell no!!! There ain't no damn way that I am going to get that filthy whore up!!! I
wouldn't be caught dead in her room!!!" said Kurama.
('Kurama is extremely OOC in my ficcie isn't he? ^_^ Ahh.the joys of having
power in being a writer!^.^' says the writer enthusiastically.)
"WHAT!!! I AM NOT A WHORE YOU BASTARD!!!" yelled Botan who had been coming in the room about at the same
time that Kurama was bitching.
"Coulda fooled me." said Koenma under his breath but Botan happened to hear him.
"SCREW YOU TOO!!!" she yelled at him pulling her hair out in frustration.
"YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!" yelled Koenma back at her.
"So. And I will." She said. :::A girl can dream can't she.::: Botan thought.
"AHHH." Koenma ran from the room screaming into Yusuke and Kuwabara's room. ('My poor baby! That filthy dike
sucking whore will never have him!!! !!NEVER!!' said the co-writer.)
"Well at least I don't have to get her up now." Kurama said to Hiei on his left.
"Like I care." Hiei retorted.
"Can't you be nice for once?!" Kurama asked him.
"It's not my nature. Anyways why would you care?" Hiei answered before heading out into the hall to wait for everyone
to get ready.
"I would care because I have to suffer through Kuwabara boasting, Yusuke bothering girls, Botan bothering ME, Koenma
whining, and then there's him..not helping at all." Kurama said to himself looking at the retreating figure of the koorime.
Hiei was so confusing at times. Scratch that. He was always confusing, Kurama wondered if he would ever figure him out, he
was able to befriend almost everyone that he met, except for Hiei. Kurama doubted that the koorime ever had any friends at all
considering what he had been through in his life. ('And before you ask, NO this is not a Kurama/Hiei fanfic. Not that I'm against it
or anything, it just didn't suit this story or my own ideas..hehehe. Besides, I think Hiei is cute so there will be no slash/yaoi in this
fanfiction, but maybe I'll write one some other time if you ask or if I just feel like it. By the way, I'm not the type to write porn.' says
the writer. Wow that was a lot to write. lol.) ('I wouldn't be so sure about that porn thing..' Says the co-writer under her breath.
('WHAT!!!') ('I was just kidding!!! Heheheh..') (Good.) Even though the writer doesn't have a mallet like the co-writer, she does
have an extremely bad temper and she happens to have a magical frying pan, courtesy of Chi Chi off of Dragonball Z.
:::Oh well, now is not the time::: Kurama thought to himself as he heard Yusuke and Botan start arguing.like always.
"I AM GOING TO TAKE MY SWEET OLD TIME GETTING READY, AND YOU WILL WAIT PATIENTLY WHILE I
DO!!!!" yelled Botan at Yusuke, blowing him back with the force of her voice, and brandishing a pencil lip liner in her hand as a
weapon.
"You always take to much time getting ready!!! Remember that time when we were getting ready to go fight Hiei in the
warehouse? We were late because you had to put concealer on and we almost lost Keiko!!! I really would like to be on time for
once, so we don't miss the train!!!!" Yusuke yelled, hiding behind a chair while Botan pelted it with make up and random objects
from the dresser.
"Well I'm ready now so you can just shove it!" she told him brushing past Kuwabara and Kurama who were in the doorway
and walked halfway down the hall way and suddenly turned around and said, "Well are you going to bring my suitcases or not?!"
"Suitcases?!" Kurama, Yusuke, and Kuwabara simultaneously looked around the room and saw a pile of dukie brown ('Ahk
ahk ahk, gag gag gag..dukie brown .' said the writers, who happen to despise dukie brown and everything that goes with it.
*coughBotancough*) suitcases in the corner stacked up to the ceiling in height
"You expect us to carry all of those things! What all do you have in them?! Never mind.." Kuwabara said. His eyes, about
the size of dinner plates, were fixed on the huge pile.
"What I have in them is none of your business so just pick them up and let's get going," Botan said, Kuwabara, Yusuke, and
Kurama were about to protest when Botan added, "and if you don't them I'm not going to the train station and your not going
without me so I suggest that you MOVE IT!!!"
"Hmph." Said her companions. They knew that that was true and they walked grudgingly up to the pile of suitcases and they
each picked up three. Actually Kuwabara got four counting the one he put on his head and danced around exclaiming that he was a
ballerina and to look at his grace. The other two ignored him and followed Botan and Hiei out to the car.
The three stuffed the suitcases along with the other ones in the trunk and climbed into the car, Kurama got in the driver's seat
not entrusting anyone else with the job for obvious reasons. Koenma got in beside him, jumping in before anyone else could to
avoid sitting with Botan in the back. Yusuke got in the back near the window, claiming it. Kuwabara then got in beside him, glomping
Yusuke for taking "his" seat. Botan pushed Hiei in next and climbed in beside him. "There isn't a way in hell that you are getting me
to sit in the middle between an arbrained bubbleheaded onna and an orange haired oaf!!!!!" Hiei yelled causing every one around him
to hold their ears.
"What is so wrong with having orange hair, just tell me that?!" Kuwabara said despairingly.
"It's not normal for one Kuwabara, and who are you calling an airbrain! I'll let you know that I got a 1.0 on my SAT's!!! So
there!" Botan announced, looking quite proud of herself. (o.0 -writer) (o_0 - co-writer)
"Honestly! Being called an airbrained bubble head is degrading!!!" she ranted. ('Why does it matter if someone else is
degrading you when you do that so well yourself?!' says the co-writer who had come out of her astonished state.) ('Ohho..she got
you there you bubbleheaded blue haired freak!' says the very happy writer at having Botan's own words insult herself.
"I-I-I..why you!!!! Stupid fanfic writers! You always have a way of twisting words around!!! Hmph!" Botan said to the two
amused fanfiction writers. ('We know, we can't help it that we are WAY smarter than you and have a gift of twisting things around.
I'm surprised that you even knew what degrading meant! I mean honestly, a 1.0 for crying out loud!' says the writer.)
('uhhh..what she said.' Says the co-writer, wondering if a 1.0 was bad considering that she got a 2.8 on her SOL's.) Oh yeah
and she really didn't get a 2.8, I'm just estimating/guessing. -_-
Kurama started the car oblivious/ignoring the fact that Hiei was trying to get out of the sunroof of the car, and when he was
pulled back down by Yusuke, he consistently kept trying to climb over the seats and pulling in Kurama's hair in the process.
"Shimatta!!!" Kurama yelled trying to pull away from the grasp of Hiei's groping hands. The cursing from Kurama earned him a
stare from Botan, Yusuke, and Kuwabara who had not seen him cuss a while back in the ficcie. ('If you don't have a clue what I'm
talking about, are you one of those readers that skip over a lot of parts? o.0' the writer asks accusingly.)
"LET GO!!!" Kurama screeched. (Yes, screeched.)
"MAKE THEM LET GO FIRST!!!!!!" Hiei yelled back at him clawing, biting, and scratching at Yusuke's, Kuwabara's, and
Botan's hands.
"I don't want to sit in the back of the car with.with.THEM!!!!" Hiei told him grabbing Kurama's collar and Koenma's
pacifier out of his mouth. He threw the pacifier behind him and hit Botan in the head ('YEA!!!!' says the co-writer in joy.) causing
her to let go of his cloak. He scrambled to the front in the momentary lapse of force holding him back, and sat on top of the cup
holder in-between Koenma and Kurama. Botan "hmphs" and slinks back in her seat annoyed that Hiei gets to sit up front with
Koenma. ('Don't even go there! Grrrr..' The co-writer growls in possession of her property.) ('By the way I repeat, I DO NOT
OWN YYH OR HARRY POTTER!!!! Even though I would love to own Hiei and I'm sure my co-writer could squeeze Koenma
into her love life') ('Damn sure!!!') ( -.- *sweatdrop* )
Koenma sighed and looked out of the window. :::Man, I hope I see that girl again.::: He thought. :::SHE WAS HOT!!!! Yusuke
had better lay off or I'm writing Keiko. Besides, I saw her first. I wonder if she will be in my house. I wonder what house I will be
in.::: While Koenma was thinking lovey dovey thoughts, Hiei was thinking on something FAR different.
:::I wonder if they will teach you spells that can torture people or even better kill them? If they don't it must be a crappy ass
school. Me, Hiei, going to school. At least the nigens there aren't all the way...nigen. I mean if they can do magic shit then they
can't be human, at least all the way. If any one crosses my path or gets in my way or even looks at me sideways/funny then I'm
gunna slice them into little bits with my katana and it wont be very pleasant, I'll make sure of that. If they expel me, good. I
wonder if we are gunna have to fight any "evil" people. No one can be more evil than me.::: ('Oohh.ego kicking in there.' Says the
co- writer.) :::These people are probably pathetically weak. Even with their stupid magic tricks, I mean what's pulling a rabbit out of
a hat gunna do anything for you in a battle?::: We will now see what Kurama is thinking. ('Even if he is driving.' Says the co writer.)
:::Owww..my head hurts from where Hiei pulled on my hair! What's that on the floor over there? Why-why that's my hair!!!!
That little runt pulled out my hair!!! Grrr.after taking so long getting it ready!::: ('Ooo-k.whatever.owie.' Says the writer.) ('I
feel your pain. I would have HURT him if he touched my hair!!! I seriously beat up a girl for screwing up my hair.' Says the co-
writer.) (o.0) ('SHUT ^UP^!!!') ('I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!') ('SO!!!') ('Whatever. We're gunna see into the people's
thoughts in the back now. Except Botan. Of course, for reasons that should be known to everyone by now. Next up Yusuke!') ('I
REALLY don't want to know what's going on in Yusuke's mind.' Says the co- writer.) ('Too bad.')
::: Hmm..do they have co-ed bathrooms.? Or even better! Co-ed houses!!! Yea!!! ::: ('One track mind.' says the writer.)
('Get your head out of the gutter for gods sakes man!!! SHESH!!!!' yells the co-writer frustratingly. 'I told you this was a bad
idea.') ('True.*sweatdrop* Ok then.on to the idiot.)
::: Ladeda ladeda ladeda.Oh my!! I left my teddie bear!! Poor Mr.Pookey!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!... ::: ('Mr.Pookey belongs to
me now!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!' yells the co-writer holding a brown teddie bear with one eye close to her chest.) ('You are so
immature. Stealing from anime is a serious crime but I doubt that you care.) ('YEP! ^.^') (You DO realize that Kuwabara sleeps with
that.') ('Umm.EWWW!!!!!!!!' *throws the bear into the air and it hits Kuwabara in the head.*) "Mr.Pookey!!!!!" Everyone turns
to look at him and Kurama accidentally lets the car go into the left lane and he quickly pulls it back over. "Umm.never mind."
Kuwabara directed at them. "Gladly." Was the response he got. '-_- *sweatdrop*
They were at the train station and Kurama pulled into the parking lot, put the car in park, put on the emergency brake, and
turned to face everyone. "It seems that I am the only sane one here so would all of you please not embarrass me?" he asked
pathetically.
"Now Kurama you know that's not possible." Stated Yusuke.
"I know." *sweatdrop*
They got out of the car and walked up to the ticket booth and Koenma asked a fat man behind the stand that looked to be
about 44 and who was eating a McDonald's hamburger, "Excuse me, how do you get to platform 9 ¾?"
"Huh? There is no platform 9 ¾. Annoying kids! Go bother someone else brats!" he told them. Kurama had to hold Hiei back by his
scarf so Hiei didn't jump the guy. ('Not that it would usually help in the long run, Hiei was feeling a little out of it today due to the
fact that he fell out of his tree so many times.' Says the writer.) ('hmm.I wonder how that happened.*poke* tehehehe' says the
co-writer mysteriously.)
"That's what it says our tickets so there has to be a platform." Koenma stated coolly.
"Whatever kid, you're wasting my time. Now take a hike or I'll call security and they are having a bad day today, so I suggest
that you get a move on." He told him.
" Nani! Do you know who I am?! I could condemn you to cleaning out my office for all of eternity if I wanted to, for I am son
of the great Enma!!!"
"Who??? Whatever kid just get out of my sight before I decide to pound you myself." He told them.
"Like he could." Yusuke muttered. "Unless he had super powers that could beat my spirit gun!"
"Which I highly doubt." Kurama told him.
Little did they know that the very person in question was sneaking of to a telephone booth to become..Burger Man!!! ('I
know it's lame, I just got out of school and I am feeling a bit.weird to say the least, because my school is weird, especially
since the co-writer is in a grade above me which is the 10th grade so that means she "is the boss of me". Don't hurt me for the lame
joke! ;_; *sniffle* I blame it on the sucky crap that they call food!!!')
The six wandered around the station looking for a clue.anything, to where the platform 9 ¾ could be found. They were
walking around looking when Kuwabara heard some people talking. They turned to face a group of five red headed children and a
woman that must be their mother. ('By the way, this is in the 5th year at Hogwarts, and if you're wondering why Harry was with
Hagrid, it was because the Dursley's wouldn't take him this time. And Percy is still in Hogwarts. OF COURSE HE DIDN'T FAIL!!!
IT'S PERCY!!!! No he did not fail, but he is still at Hogwarts ok? Get it? Got it? Good.'---writer) They edged forward to hear more
of what the suspicious group was talking about. If you're wondering why they are suspicious, it's because they had a little owl flying
about their heads, (Pig--aka--Pigwigion) had huge trunks, were cleaning off their wands, and two even had broom sticks. (George +
Fred) They caught snatches of the conversation and it went like this, "Ron did you know that you have a bit of dirt on your nose.
Just like your first year! Ahh.you were so CUTE then!" the boy's mother was wiping her finger, which she had licked on his nose
trying to clean it. ('I HATE it when mothers do that!!!'--- Co-writer and writer) "Mum!!! Geroff me!! Hey! What do you mean
"used" to be cute! I'll have you know that I have girls lining up to go to Hogsmeade with me!"---Ron "Yea whatever lil' bro. Last
year you humiliate yourself by asking Fleur to the Yule ball and you say that girls are lining up to dance with you! Ha!"---One of the
twins, who were older than Ron. (Fred) "Didn't you ask her out too? I mean, when you came home you were moping about how
she turned you down."---Little girl that looked about 11. (Ginny) "Er..uh, yes well."---Twin "SEE!!!"---Ron "Prefect Percy got
dumped by his girlfriend over the summer! Isn't that a surprise! Of course no one could get bored with Percy! Nope!"---Other twin
(George) "Poor baby!!!"---mom "Why didn't you tell me?!"---mom again. Percy started blushing profusely "So, does every one
have all of their stuff?"--- Ron "Cause I wanna meet Harry and tell him about.err.some things that need to be heard by his ears
only." Everyone looked at him funny, shrugged, and nodded to acknowledge that they had all of their stuff. "On to another year of
Hogwarts! Through the barrier Watson!"---George..to Fred. (0.o 'Hmmm.)
"WAIT...!!!!!!!" Yusuke yelled after their retreating forms. The group turned to look at him. All of Yusuke's companions
edged away from him, trying to seem like they didn't know him.
"Err.uh.I mean hold up for a minute. Are you guys going to Hogwarts? Do you know where the platform is, because
we've been searching forever!"
"We???" Said Fred.
"Yea. Me and my frie-..guys? Where'd you go!?" Yusuke said looking around frantically for his "friends" who had long
deserted him. "Get out here right now! I think that they can help us get to where we wanna go! Come on!" He yelled.
"We're coming Uramashi, don't get your boxers in a twist." Said Kuwabara coming out from behind a suitcase and the others
following in stead.
"I don't wear boxers, I wear briefs."
"Too much info Yusuke." Says Botan. The woman had covered up the young girls ears. ('Oh yea, like you didn't know.'
Says the co-writer to Botan.)
"Yea we are going to Hogwarts school too, are you new, because any 5th year, you are a 5th year right, would know how to
get to the platform." Said Fred who was famous for run-on sentences.
"Ummm.yea we are in 5th year but we are transfer students, so we don't know what to do." Said Koenma.
"I knew what to do!" said Kuwabara.
"Yea whatever Kuwabara. You didn't know what you were doing like any other time." Yusuke told him.
"I know." *sigh*
"Oh well since you are a transfer student I guess you wouldn't know what to do. Well watch Percy and then follow his lead."
Said the mother. "By the way, I am Mrs. Weasley and these are my sons Percy, George, Fred, and Ron and my baby girl, Ginny.
She's just starting this year after all."
"Mom.I am NOT your baby girl anymore!" the girl named Ginny whined to her mother.
Percy ran, slowly at first then gaining speed, to the wall between platforms 9 and 10. :::He's gunna crash!::: Kurama thought.
:::Finally, we get some action in this story!::: ---Hiei.
"He was there one minute then.gone the next. What the fuck?!" Yusuke yelled.
"It's "hell" not "fuck." Said Botan, not encouraging cussing. ('Lame person' says the co-writer)
"Whatever. Go fuck a lesbo. You know you want to." Yusuke told her. ('Ditto'---co-writer)
"These people have issues." George said to Fred. :::They must have allowed a lot of cussing where they came from.:::
"NOW THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE AROUND GINNY!!!!!" Mrs. Weasley said to Yusuke.
Kuwabara ran up to the place where Percy had disappeared and started poking around the wall. :::Now where did he go?!::: he
thought. He ran back to where the gang was and ran back to the wall fully intending on hitting the wall ('But not that it would do any
damage that wasn't already done.'---co-writer) and he ended up passing through it and you could hear his screams when he was
passing through, but then they stopped. "What happened?!" Yusuke yelled ready to shake something and ended up shaking Botan.
"Er..uh..Yusuke! Calm down! He just went through the portal that connects this train station to the other one on the other side
that takes us to Hogwarts! Don't kill the poor girl!" ('Don't listen to her Yusuke!'---co-writer) said Mrs. Weasley.
"Really? Fascinating! How do they get it to work! It's like magic!" said Kurama.
"It is magic honey." ('HA! Kurama I thought you were supposed to be smart!'---writer)
"Umm..of course it's magic. I knew that." Said Kurama trying to maintain his poise/self-esteem/composure. ('I couldn't
figure out which one I wanted to use or which one described Kurama the best.' -_- ---writer)
"Right." Fred.
The twins ran at the same time together through the portal with Ron close behind. "Go on, don't be scared. You all go, then
Ginny will go last. And don't be scared because it might not work if you are."
"Oh that's really comforting." Yusuke said while being pushed along by Botan into the portal. You could still hear him yelling
at her to unhand "him". Apparently, she was feeling him up. "Ginny, do NOT hang around these people if at all possible." Mrs.
Weasley whispered to her daughter who only looked away, especially that girl. She seems kind of "strange."
Kurama and Hiei walked through the portal last and then Ginny ran through waving goodbye to her mom or "mum" and the
portal closed behind her and yet another year of chaos at Hogwarts ensues! After you Watson! ('Sorry, had to had that in there.' ---
writer)
Annoying announcer voice comes on and says, "And yet another episode in the Dynamic Duo saga finished. Tune in next
time for the next heart stopping episode."
NOT!!!!
('I would never hire a guy to say that when I could do it myself! Er..uh.what he said.'---writer) ('You need help.') ('You
should be the one to talk!') ('True.')
*sigh* Me, as the narrator tells you to go read some more stories and to REVIEW cause it's gunna be awhile before the next
chapter comes out.
P.S.----- REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!!!!!!! Did I put it to subtly? =)