Dynamic Duo: Chapter 4 (
(Hey everyone!!! Sup? Well.you're probably reading my story.-.-
*sweatdrop*'---writer)
('You freakin always *sweatdrop*!!! Sheesh!!! I'm glad you're really not an anime
character; you'd be using sweatdrops all the time! You'd be sitting there
*sweatsweat*. Ewww.Stinky. 0.o.'---co-writer)
('Well.. I think that's an insult. but since I'm not I'm an anime character, every
time someone does something stupid or dumb, or if I just feel the urge, I imagine
myself with a sweatdrop on my head and I sometimes make a weird noise and my
eyebrows twitch. *twitch* Oh well that's from watching too much anime.
*sweatdrop*)
('Figures. Hey!!! HOLD UP!!! YOU DID *twitch* AND *sweatdrop* AGAIN!!!!!!!
ARGH!!!'---co-writer.)
('It really doesn't matter. Live with it. I don't want to hold up the readers to long. And
sorry for the delay on getting the last chapter out, my internet was down, as was our
phone lines. It sucked cause I couldn't call my peeps. *starts walking off to let the
readers read in privacy, singing Eminem and cranking up the music to annoy her dad*
Wait one more thing..Cristina! I said BOTAN BASHING in the summary! It's your own fault that you read it! God I hate people that do shit like that so I guess that means that you should go screw yourself with a fork! Grrr. AND I KNOW THAT THEY ARE JUST CARTOONS! OK!!! IT'S FOR LAUGHS! YOU KNOW LIKE SHITS AND GIGGLES!!! God now flame someone else who actually gives a shit. And because of you maybe I'll torture Botan even more! :P Now go get out of my fic if you don't want to see it! And Botan is NOT COOL! *pant* *pant* Now where's my Ritalin.. (Just kiddin bout the Ritalin thing.)
Chappie 4 --- The Train Ride "Hip hip hooray!!!" P.S.- Lots of run- on sentences.
Yusuke landed on Kuwabara, trying to get away from Botan who ran of to the
side acting like nothing happened, and was surprised that Kuwabara hadn't gotten up
from his little "trip" through the portal yet. What he didn't know was that Kuwabara
had tried to get up several times, he even looked both ways, ('Pitiful.'--- co-writer)
but he kept being trampled on by various people. ('Looks like Kuwabara mayhap to
wash his er. uh.. school uniform thingy.'---writer) ('Yea.MAHAPS.tehehehe.'- --
co-writer) ('Don't make fun of my speech!!! :P~'--- writer)
"Kuwabara.what are you doing on the ground?" Yusuke asked, who thought
that it was a fairly safe/innocent question...he was wrong.
"YOU MOTHER FUCKIN MORON!!!!!" Kuwabara yelled. ('I think the rating
might have to go up.'---writer)
"Hey, I'm not the one who got the lowest grade in the school on our last test!"
"Th-that doesn't count! I'm on the ground cause I never got off it!!!!!" Kuwabara
shouted, earning stares all around the station, particularly from a girl who had brown
hair with streaks of black in it and big eyes that were ice blue. It was no doubt the girl
from Diagon Alley.
"Kuwabara get off me! You make it look like we're gay!" Yusuke told him
cause Kuwabara had jumped on him trying to strangle him. ('You know you are.'---
writer) Just kidding. ('The reason the girl was staring was cause she was amazed to
see people as weird as her.'---writer) ('HEY!!!'---co- writer.)
Koenma, Kurama, and Hiei stepped out on top of the three and walked deftly on
top of the duo and Hiei gave an extra little jump on Kuwabara's head when he was
getting off.
The Weasley twins ran up, looked at them weird, then helped Yusuke and
Kuwabara up. It was really out of character for them, but they had a hunch that those
two might become the next two added in their group of mischievous never-do- wells
which so far consisted of them and Lee Jordan.
The two brushed themselves off and stood up. Yusuke looked about nervously for the
girl. He didn't see her. Ron was over near one of the entrances to the train, and was
talking to Harry in a hushed tone, and showing him something in a bag. Harry nodded
in appreciation. :::I don't even wanna know what that is about.::: Yusuke thought to
himself. Kurama, Hiei, and Koenma were already busy getting their luggage, even
thought Hiei didn't have much. They were already almost on the train. Kuwabara
rubbed the back of his head where Hiei had jumped on him. George and Fred bustled
them along the train station until they had reached the same entrance on the side of the
train that Kurama, Hiei, and Koenma had gone into. Percy came up behind them with
his and Ginny's luggage. The little girl was looking around the station with childish
delight. Botan had already gotten into the train. Yusuke almost tripped when he
entered the train, almost. He looked around the compartment, surveying it. He saw an
empty seat in the one across from Kurama, and he headed towards it. Botan was sitting
in the very first seat in the compartment. Hiei was in the back, in the small corner seat.
Kuwabara was one seat in front of Kurama and the little girl, Ginny, was in the seat
across from him. ('The poor girl. To have to suffer through such torment at such a
young age.'---co-writer.) Percy was in the seat behind Yusuke and was looking at a
book called, Goblins, and how to rid your dorm of them, a book by Leslie Pottinger.
Ron and Harry were in the same seat, still looking at SOMETHING in the bag. (A/N-
'You'll find out sooner or later. You'll live.'---writer.) And they were behind Kurama.
Koenma sat in the seat behind Percy. Fred and George sauntered in with one of their
friends (Lee Jordan) and they all crammed into one seat. The one behind Botan. (Haha.
I'd hate to be them.--- writer) (We are so cruel.--- co-writer.) (Yep. I know. You
corrupted me.---writer) (I like to call it "influenced." --- co-writer)
The train started, slowly but speeding up quickly, and everyone started making
conversation. "Hey, what's your name?" Yusuke asked Fred and George's friend.
"Lee Jordan." He answered. "Fred and George told me a lot about you and your friend
over there." He continued, pointing to Kuwabara. "Your name is Yusuke umm I don't
know your last name, and Kuwabara and I don't know his name neither."
"Well mine's Urameshi, Yusuke Urameshi. And his is Kazuma, which is his first name
but we call him Kuwabara." Yusuke replied. (That is right, right? Or is it with a "u"
instead of an "a"?---writer) "Cool." Lee responded.
A girl opened the sliding train compartment door. Everyone looked up. (Imagine being
greeted by that! All those faces.--- writer) "Hermione!" Ron shouted towards the front
where the mentioned "Hermione" was standing. "Hey Ron! Is there any room for me?"
"Yea sure hold on let me make it." He answered. Kurama sweatdropped. Ron made
Harry scoot over towards the window to allow room for her. Harry quickly stuffed the
bag into the shelf above the seat. (You know what I'm talking about. That shelf
thingy.---writer) "What was that?" she asked as she sat down. "What what? I have no
inkling of what you're talking about." Ron said, avoiding her eyes. "No I wanna
know." She pressed. "It's Harry's!" Ron yelped as she reached for the bag. "RON! It is
not! He's the one that gave it to ME!" Harry yelled in anger as he tried to hold
Hermione back by pulling on her robe. (Blue. As if you HAD to know.--- writer)
"Harry let go of me! It's not like you have anything to hide from me! Right?"
"Ummm.." he blinked while thinking. "See I was right. Like always. Ahh. Got it."
Hermione said as she grabbed a hold to the brown paper bag. "NO! Give it to me!" Ron
said while making a dive for the bag. Hermione held it out of his and Harry's reach and
proceeded to open the bag.
Just about when she was ready to peer in, a hand flew out and snatched it from
her grasping hand. It happened to be Kurama who sat in the seat ahead of them. (If I
were you then I would have made a chart of where they all sat.---writer) He held it a
safe distance from her now pouting self. "If Harry and Ron don't want you to pry into
looking into their personal belongings then that's their choice and you shouldn't be
inquisitive." He lectured. "Well." Hermione said blinking. She had never been
REALLY lectured before. And most definitely not by a person that was only about two
years older than her. (He's still in the same grade. He's just older.--- writer) Kurama
gazed into the bag. (Hey. After all that!---writer) What he saw shocked him.
(PREPARE TO BE SHOCKED!!!--- writer) In the bag the contents were-
1. Lubricant (Guess what that's used for. LOL---writer)
2. Condoms
3. Porn magazine
4. Penis enlarger (HAHAHAHAHAHA! :D :P Well they are on the road of life
called puberty.)
"Ummm. Here's your bag back." He said quietly while handing Ron "the bag." "Don't
tell any body ok man?" Ron pleaded. "Ok." He agreed. He looked at them out of the
side of his eye. (Heh. Never think of them in the same way.---writer) Yusuke leaned in
towards the foursome. "Sooo.what's up?" he said with an impish look on his face.
"Yusuke. I'm warning you." Kurama growled. (Hiei is supposed to do that! LOL---
writer.) "Ok, ok. I wont embarrass poor wittle Harry and Ronnikins!" he said in
between snickers. "Why is it my name that always gets screwed with!?" Ron grumbled.
Hermione looked around the compartment, taking it all in. "Who's that? I like his hair!
And his eyes are such a beautiful green." she asked Ron, motioning towards Kurama.
"Oh him. His name is Kurama. He and his friends have tagged along with us because
they are transfer students. They had met Harry before in Diagon Alley, while searching
for their things." He countered. :::HARRY'S EYES ARE GREEN. WHY NOT LIKE
THEM!!!::: (Sounds like SOMEBODY'S jealous!---writer)
"Yea and what's weird, I don't mean to be self-centered, but they didn't even know
who I was. Well except for that one with the birthmark or tattoo doohickey on his head
that says Jr." Harry chimed in.
"Can you say "Sheltered life!?" Ron said.
"Oh. Who are his friends?" Hermione asked.
"That girl with the blue hair and pink eyes, up there in the front, her name is Botan and
she acts.strange. Except she hits on almost every guy that she gets her hands on."
Ron scoffed. "Then there's Yusuke. You saw him. Black hair and brown eyes. He
likes to joke around. I think that him, Fred, and George will get along just fine." He
went on. "And then there's his friend, Kuwabara. Orange hair and blue eyes. Bit of an
oaf. What am I talking about, a LOT of an oaf! Then the guy with Jr. on his head and
brown hair, and brown eyes is Koenma. He seems to be pretty smart, but sometimes
acts childish, and that Botan always hangs around him." (GRRR..I'll fix that!
Soon.---co-writer) "Then, behind you, is the guy that really scares Harry and me. His
name is Hiei and he always wears black, and he has that really pointy hair. Don't tease
him about it or his shortness. His eyes are red! BLOODRED!!! He's not a dude to
screw with. I saw a katana under his robe!" Ron whispered, so not for Hiei to hear. He
didn't know that Hiei was demon and that he could hear everything they said with his
sound sensitive ears. He decided to "play" with them a little. It would be amusing. As
long as Kurama didn't jump on his back about it.
"Hey kid." Hiei barked at Ron. Ron jumped.
"Um.yea?" he said shakily.
"You look like someone that Botan would like." :::This is gunna be great!::: " I think
that you would like to go talk to her, wouldn't you." It wasn't a question it was a
statement.
"Umm.. well not really.. I don't like her and my mom told me to stay away from her,
for fear of harming myself." he said unevenly.
"Well. Your momma's not here right now is she."
"*gulp* No."
"Then go "talk" to Botan. I can be very persuasive. I think she likes you kid." He
laughed inwardly. "And you." He said peering towards Harry. "You annoy me. The
way you look. Take off those glasses." He said, staring at the poor teenager with his
unnerving ruby eyes.
"Um. Okay." Harry removed his glasses and folded them up.
"Now. I want you two to sit closer." He said, motioning towards him and Hermione.
Ron, still there, looked at Harry and said "NO" with his eyes. (Someone has a crush!---
writer.) Evidently, Hiei knew that.
"I really don't think that we should. I like her as my friend. Nothing more." Harry said
defiantly.
"Well. If YOU think that's best. But ME on the other hand.." He didn't finish as
Kurama heard Harry's teeth chattering so he looked back.
"What are you up to Hiei?" He said, looking at him.
"Hn. Nothing. I was just.chatting." He said in contradicting way.
"You don't chat. I should know." Kurama rebutted.
"Hn. Stupid fox." Hiei snarled.
:::Fox.???::: Harry, Ron, and Hermione thought. Ok that's odd. But at least now
Hiei was off of their backs, for now.
Well there's a lot of run-on sentences, but other than that. It took me a long time to get this out because of my other stories I'm working on now, so bear with me please. I need more reviews too! Review and make me happy! My co-writer helped practically none on this chapter well anyways I had to say that.
(Hey everyone!!! Sup? Well.you're probably reading my story.-.-
*sweatdrop*'---writer)
('You freakin always *sweatdrop*!!! Sheesh!!! I'm glad you're really not an anime
character; you'd be using sweatdrops all the time! You'd be sitting there
*sweatsweat*. Ewww.Stinky. 0.o.'---co-writer)
('Well.. I think that's an insult. but since I'm not I'm an anime character, every
time someone does something stupid or dumb, or if I just feel the urge, I imagine
myself with a sweatdrop on my head and I sometimes make a weird noise and my
eyebrows twitch. *twitch* Oh well that's from watching too much anime.
*sweatdrop*)
('Figures. Hey!!! HOLD UP!!! YOU DID *twitch* AND *sweatdrop* AGAIN!!!!!!!
ARGH!!!'---co-writer.)
('It really doesn't matter. Live with it. I don't want to hold up the readers to long. And
sorry for the delay on getting the last chapter out, my internet was down, as was our
phone lines. It sucked cause I couldn't call my peeps. *starts walking off to let the
readers read in privacy, singing Eminem and cranking up the music to annoy her dad*
Wait one more thing..Cristina! I said BOTAN BASHING in the summary! It's your own fault that you read it! God I hate people that do shit like that so I guess that means that you should go screw yourself with a fork! Grrr. AND I KNOW THAT THEY ARE JUST CARTOONS! OK!!! IT'S FOR LAUGHS! YOU KNOW LIKE SHITS AND GIGGLES!!! God now flame someone else who actually gives a shit. And because of you maybe I'll torture Botan even more! :P Now go get out of my fic if you don't want to see it! And Botan is NOT COOL! *pant* *pant* Now where's my Ritalin.. (Just kiddin bout the Ritalin thing.)
Chappie 4 --- The Train Ride "Hip hip hooray!!!" P.S.- Lots of run- on sentences.
Yusuke landed on Kuwabara, trying to get away from Botan who ran of to the
side acting like nothing happened, and was surprised that Kuwabara hadn't gotten up
from his little "trip" through the portal yet. What he didn't know was that Kuwabara
had tried to get up several times, he even looked both ways, ('Pitiful.'--- co-writer)
but he kept being trampled on by various people. ('Looks like Kuwabara mayhap to
wash his er. uh.. school uniform thingy.'---writer) ('Yea.MAHAPS.tehehehe.'- --
co-writer) ('Don't make fun of my speech!!! :P~'--- writer)
"Kuwabara.what are you doing on the ground?" Yusuke asked, who thought
that it was a fairly safe/innocent question...he was wrong.
"YOU MOTHER FUCKIN MORON!!!!!" Kuwabara yelled. ('I think the rating
might have to go up.'---writer)
"Hey, I'm not the one who got the lowest grade in the school on our last test!"
"Th-that doesn't count! I'm on the ground cause I never got off it!!!!!" Kuwabara
shouted, earning stares all around the station, particularly from a girl who had brown
hair with streaks of black in it and big eyes that were ice blue. It was no doubt the girl
from Diagon Alley.
"Kuwabara get off me! You make it look like we're gay!" Yusuke told him
cause Kuwabara had jumped on him trying to strangle him. ('You know you are.'---
writer) Just kidding. ('The reason the girl was staring was cause she was amazed to
see people as weird as her.'---writer) ('HEY!!!'---co- writer.)
Koenma, Kurama, and Hiei stepped out on top of the three and walked deftly on
top of the duo and Hiei gave an extra little jump on Kuwabara's head when he was
getting off.
The Weasley twins ran up, looked at them weird, then helped Yusuke and
Kuwabara up. It was really out of character for them, but they had a hunch that those
two might become the next two added in their group of mischievous never-do- wells
which so far consisted of them and Lee Jordan.
The two brushed themselves off and stood up. Yusuke looked about nervously for the
girl. He didn't see her. Ron was over near one of the entrances to the train, and was
talking to Harry in a hushed tone, and showing him something in a bag. Harry nodded
in appreciation. :::I don't even wanna know what that is about.::: Yusuke thought to
himself. Kurama, Hiei, and Koenma were already busy getting their luggage, even
thought Hiei didn't have much. They were already almost on the train. Kuwabara
rubbed the back of his head where Hiei had jumped on him. George and Fred bustled
them along the train station until they had reached the same entrance on the side of the
train that Kurama, Hiei, and Koenma had gone into. Percy came up behind them with
his and Ginny's luggage. The little girl was looking around the station with childish
delight. Botan had already gotten into the train. Yusuke almost tripped when he
entered the train, almost. He looked around the compartment, surveying it. He saw an
empty seat in the one across from Kurama, and he headed towards it. Botan was sitting
in the very first seat in the compartment. Hiei was in the back, in the small corner seat.
Kuwabara was one seat in front of Kurama and the little girl, Ginny, was in the seat
across from him. ('The poor girl. To have to suffer through such torment at such a
young age.'---co-writer.) Percy was in the seat behind Yusuke and was looking at a
book called, Goblins, and how to rid your dorm of them, a book by Leslie Pottinger.
Ron and Harry were in the same seat, still looking at SOMETHING in the bag. (A/N-
'You'll find out sooner or later. You'll live.'---writer.) And they were behind Kurama.
Koenma sat in the seat behind Percy. Fred and George sauntered in with one of their
friends (Lee Jordan) and they all crammed into one seat. The one behind Botan. (Haha.
I'd hate to be them.--- writer) (We are so cruel.--- co-writer.) (Yep. I know. You
corrupted me.---writer) (I like to call it "influenced." --- co-writer)
The train started, slowly but speeding up quickly, and everyone started making
conversation. "Hey, what's your name?" Yusuke asked Fred and George's friend.
"Lee Jordan." He answered. "Fred and George told me a lot about you and your friend
over there." He continued, pointing to Kuwabara. "Your name is Yusuke umm I don't
know your last name, and Kuwabara and I don't know his name neither."
"Well mine's Urameshi, Yusuke Urameshi. And his is Kazuma, which is his first name
but we call him Kuwabara." Yusuke replied. (That is right, right? Or is it with a "u"
instead of an "a"?---writer) "Cool." Lee responded.
A girl opened the sliding train compartment door. Everyone looked up. (Imagine being
greeted by that! All those faces.--- writer) "Hermione!" Ron shouted towards the front
where the mentioned "Hermione" was standing. "Hey Ron! Is there any room for me?"
"Yea sure hold on let me make it." He answered. Kurama sweatdropped. Ron made
Harry scoot over towards the window to allow room for her. Harry quickly stuffed the
bag into the shelf above the seat. (You know what I'm talking about. That shelf
thingy.---writer) "What was that?" she asked as she sat down. "What what? I have no
inkling of what you're talking about." Ron said, avoiding her eyes. "No I wanna
know." She pressed. "It's Harry's!" Ron yelped as she reached for the bag. "RON! It is
not! He's the one that gave it to ME!" Harry yelled in anger as he tried to hold
Hermione back by pulling on her robe. (Blue. As if you HAD to know.--- writer)
"Harry let go of me! It's not like you have anything to hide from me! Right?"
"Ummm.." he blinked while thinking. "See I was right. Like always. Ahh. Got it."
Hermione said as she grabbed a hold to the brown paper bag. "NO! Give it to me!" Ron
said while making a dive for the bag. Hermione held it out of his and Harry's reach and
proceeded to open the bag.
Just about when she was ready to peer in, a hand flew out and snatched it from
her grasping hand. It happened to be Kurama who sat in the seat ahead of them. (If I
were you then I would have made a chart of where they all sat.---writer) He held it a
safe distance from her now pouting self. "If Harry and Ron don't want you to pry into
looking into their personal belongings then that's their choice and you shouldn't be
inquisitive." He lectured. "Well." Hermione said blinking. She had never been
REALLY lectured before. And most definitely not by a person that was only about two
years older than her. (He's still in the same grade. He's just older.--- writer) Kurama
gazed into the bag. (Hey. After all that!---writer) What he saw shocked him.
(PREPARE TO BE SHOCKED!!!--- writer) In the bag the contents were-
1. Lubricant (Guess what that's used for. LOL---writer)
2. Condoms
3. Porn magazine
4. Penis enlarger (HAHAHAHAHAHA! :D :P Well they are on the road of life
called puberty.)
"Ummm. Here's your bag back." He said quietly while handing Ron "the bag." "Don't
tell any body ok man?" Ron pleaded. "Ok." He agreed. He looked at them out of the
side of his eye. (Heh. Never think of them in the same way.---writer) Yusuke leaned in
towards the foursome. "Sooo.what's up?" he said with an impish look on his face.
"Yusuke. I'm warning you." Kurama growled. (Hiei is supposed to do that! LOL---
writer.) "Ok, ok. I wont embarrass poor wittle Harry and Ronnikins!" he said in
between snickers. "Why is it my name that always gets screwed with!?" Ron grumbled.
Hermione looked around the compartment, taking it all in. "Who's that? I like his hair!
And his eyes are such a beautiful green." she asked Ron, motioning towards Kurama.
"Oh him. His name is Kurama. He and his friends have tagged along with us because
they are transfer students. They had met Harry before in Diagon Alley, while searching
for their things." He countered. :::HARRY'S EYES ARE GREEN. WHY NOT LIKE
THEM!!!::: (Sounds like SOMEBODY'S jealous!---writer)
"Yea and what's weird, I don't mean to be self-centered, but they didn't even know
who I was. Well except for that one with the birthmark or tattoo doohickey on his head
that says Jr." Harry chimed in.
"Can you say "Sheltered life!?" Ron said.
"Oh. Who are his friends?" Hermione asked.
"That girl with the blue hair and pink eyes, up there in the front, her name is Botan and
she acts.strange. Except she hits on almost every guy that she gets her hands on."
Ron scoffed. "Then there's Yusuke. You saw him. Black hair and brown eyes. He
likes to joke around. I think that him, Fred, and George will get along just fine." He
went on. "And then there's his friend, Kuwabara. Orange hair and blue eyes. Bit of an
oaf. What am I talking about, a LOT of an oaf! Then the guy with Jr. on his head and
brown hair, and brown eyes is Koenma. He seems to be pretty smart, but sometimes
acts childish, and that Botan always hangs around him." (GRRR..I'll fix that!
Soon.---co-writer) "Then, behind you, is the guy that really scares Harry and me. His
name is Hiei and he always wears black, and he has that really pointy hair. Don't tease
him about it or his shortness. His eyes are red! BLOODRED!!! He's not a dude to
screw with. I saw a katana under his robe!" Ron whispered, so not for Hiei to hear. He
didn't know that Hiei was demon and that he could hear everything they said with his
sound sensitive ears. He decided to "play" with them a little. It would be amusing. As
long as Kurama didn't jump on his back about it.
"Hey kid." Hiei barked at Ron. Ron jumped.
"Um.yea?" he said shakily.
"You look like someone that Botan would like." :::This is gunna be great!::: " I think
that you would like to go talk to her, wouldn't you." It wasn't a question it was a
statement.
"Umm.. well not really.. I don't like her and my mom told me to stay away from her,
for fear of harming myself." he said unevenly.
"Well. Your momma's not here right now is she."
"*gulp* No."
"Then go "talk" to Botan. I can be very persuasive. I think she likes you kid." He
laughed inwardly. "And you." He said peering towards Harry. "You annoy me. The
way you look. Take off those glasses." He said, staring at the poor teenager with his
unnerving ruby eyes.
"Um. Okay." Harry removed his glasses and folded them up.
"Now. I want you two to sit closer." He said, motioning towards him and Hermione.
Ron, still there, looked at Harry and said "NO" with his eyes. (Someone has a crush!---
writer.) Evidently, Hiei knew that.
"I really don't think that we should. I like her as my friend. Nothing more." Harry said
defiantly.
"Well. If YOU think that's best. But ME on the other hand.." He didn't finish as
Kurama heard Harry's teeth chattering so he looked back.
"What are you up to Hiei?" He said, looking at him.
"Hn. Nothing. I was just.chatting." He said in contradicting way.
"You don't chat. I should know." Kurama rebutted.
"Hn. Stupid fox." Hiei snarled.
:::Fox.???::: Harry, Ron, and Hermione thought. Ok that's odd. But at least now
Hiei was off of their backs, for now.
Well there's a lot of run-on sentences, but other than that. It took me a long time to get this out because of my other stories I'm working on now, so bear with me please. I need more reviews too! Review and make me happy! My co-writer helped practically none on this chapter well anyways I had to say that.